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Bats, fellatio and the pursuit of blog visitors
Posted by brianomaracroft • 18 days ago • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: bats, blog content, fellatio, sex
Last night, my wife told me that maybe I'd attract more visitors to my humor blog if I "spiced things up a little." So, today, because I love my wife, my post is "HOLY FELLATIO, BATGAL!", a tender little number about fruit bats performing fellatio.
Mission accomplished!
What's the most outrageous thing you've ever discussed on your blogs?
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Sex sells.
I've never paid for it before but I've paid for it after.-
LOL. Love this ekim941. I'll have to use this for I too have never paid for it, but after is another story. -
What's the going rate?
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Well said because it's actually the "Going" part that's expensive. Average cost of a divorce is $20,000
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Hey, that's roughly the same as the average cost of a DUI. -
Sometimes the two go hand in hand.
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Actually, an astonishing percentage (I've forgotten the exact number) of first-offense DUIs happen during divorce.
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Actually, an astonishing number of my darts, thrown completely in the dark, actually hit something.
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You're right about the "sex sells" bit...just the mere mention of fellatio is enough to set the numbers spinning. Tomorrow, I think I'll write something vagina-themed.
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I lol'd at this vein of conversation. -
Hm, a post about a vagina.
There's something I could get into. -
I just bet you could.
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ummmm anyone who's visited my blog knows.....i talk alot about sex. and sexcapades. and best one-liners after sex. and POA's. but obviously, sex is a big part of who I am and my blog is representative of my personality/preferences/rules and guidelines LOL-
Are sexcapades anything like the ice capades?
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Brian, I don't think you want to take your kids to that.
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Which?
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I say either. But I was actually referring to sjtavo's blog
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Thanks. I was going to read it to them at bedtime, but you may have a point.
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And after reading it, you will too.
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LMAO hmmmm bedtime reading.....reminds me when i was a kid and i found a sex book in my dad's night stand...... i always used to sneak in to peak at the book....maybe THAT explains why I am the way I am? a terribly horny accountant? LOL
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That was very good...applause!
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no applause - but she definitely has YOUR NUMBER -
LOL i really can't control myself - i figure i could be a lot worse - i don't sleep with every tom, dick or harry...just every tom....LOL
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Every Tom with a Hairy Dick?
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i prefer un-hairy dicks - i like my Tom's to shave - no flossing of teeth for me!
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haha
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outrageous?
maybe the blogpost about an ex-convict ordained to be a minister.
i'm not sure if we're on the same page-
I would think so...
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well maybe because my blog isn't about humor.
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It can still be outrageous and not focused on humor. Some things aren't at all funny...but they definitely can shock.
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Plotting my ex's murder.-
Was that what you blogged about, or what you're doing right now? Or both?
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Both.
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And how's that going?
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Being as he's still alive -- not so good.
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All in good time...all in good time
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The human condition. -
Testicle torture brings them in by the masses on my blog.-
How could it not?
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Exactly!
Also mentioning clown porn seems to pique interest.
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I'll have to remember that.
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I love your testicle torture blogs, Chelle. It makes me........hurt a little.
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The most outrageous things on my blog......are you kidding me? Thats all my blog IS.
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That's the best kind.
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I've got 2 that get some odd traffic - one is titled "Girls, plastic collars, zip ties and duct tape," and the other is "Band pants and abortions."
Both those involve parenting teen boys, or...adult boys as the case may be.-
seems like those combination titles work wonders, huh?
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The non sexual blow up doll posts on my blog, account for most of my google traffic.-
Maybe I'll change my blog's name from "Lost in the Hive" to "Lost in a Blowup Doll"...hey, that's catchy!
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It is meant to be a harmless post, just a non sexual blow up doll minding its own business. Now I get a varying degree of weird search terms, from amusing to slightly disturbing.
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No blow up doll is safe from me.
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Every blow-up doll should be given fair warning before said demise is met.
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Giving a warning could be a bit deflating.
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Blow Up Emma, the blow up doll in question, never made it home. She was left deflated and abused in a shower cubicle
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Poor, poor Emma
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Wow! Thats crazzy!-
it's always crazy in here.
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Ha ha ha ... -
Clown porn....interesting. Full makeup?-
Clown porn...where it's not the trick flower that squirts in your eye.
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No. It's the thought of 100 female clowns and me squeezed into a volkswagon bug. Think about that as you fall asleep tonight.
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funny...and scary...and funny
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Not disturbing ..... I must be slipping
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joke about white house, healthcare and current headlines
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