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BC South Park DeathMatch

Posted by jeremyjanson • 9/19/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: battle royale, competition, deathmatch, humor, love, south park

The rules are simple. Name a BC'er who you wish to "challenge," then post the beginning of a South Park episode involving that other person and do horrible things to them. It is one post at a time, until they respond with their own. Your posts (but not the OP, so don't even try) are limited to three (3) sentences, otherwise you will immediately become Kenny in every BCers Southpark episode and after six (6) of them be killed off for good. And there is no editing, or else you will be eaten by Llamas. You may have multiple episodes at a time, but only one episode with one BC'er. Enjoy!

User Comments

9/19/09

celticmusicfan

I forgot those episodes I've watched. Except that one where Britney Spears dies due to over exposure to flash bulbs.

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1. 9/19/09
  
  jeremyjanson
  
  I challenge celticmusicfan, who is walking along the freeway to Minnesota right next to me with Cartmen near the curbside. I'm heavilly armed with an AK-47 and am apparentely invulnerable to being run over by large motored vehicles but am the only person in the episode who is such. Satan just said that whoever dies first is going straight to hell.
2. 9/19/09
  
  celticmusicfan
  
  Um..should I be walking along the freeway with my Celtic harp or Mandolin? You can't help but feel sorry sorry for my vulnerability
3. 9/19/09
  
  jeremyjanson
  
  You were walking along the freeway with your celtic harp but cartmen ate it for dessert. Now you're carrying nothing while I push Cartmens fat behind directly in to oncoming traffic.
9/19/09

celticmusicfan

In which I ask help from Kenny McCormick and tries to remove his parka * offending odour issues*

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1. 9/19/09
  
  jeremyjanson
  
  Although the stench is terrible and brings tears to my eyes, I simply push Kenny & Dr. Jay in to the freeway. Kenny is run over.
2. 9/19/09
  
  celticmusicfan
  
  Asks Mr Garrison and Mr Slave to take jj away .
3. 9/20/09
  
  jeremyjanson
  
  Mr. Garrison and Mr. Slave make a deal with the devil to try to take me, only the devil decides to be especially fiendish that day and simply carry them to hell rather then actually fulfilling his end. I am left completely unhurt and continue suspiciously accompanying you down I-90 from Cha-town.
4. 9/20/09
  
  celticmusicfan
  
  After 3 hours...it's a wonder that everyone is still alive LOL.
9/19/09

drjay1966

Huh?

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1. 9/19/09
  
  celticmusicfan
  
  Pulls drjay into the fracas. " What has been seen, will never be unseen ".
2. 9/19/09
  
  drjay1966
  
  Wha?
3. 9/20/09
  
  celticmusicfan
  
  LOL.
4. 9/20/09
  
  drjay1966
  
  Eh?