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Be careful how you walk

Posted by Deray28 • 9/03/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: ncbirofl, orgasm, walk

This is not my blog but I got the article from it. It is a blog about real but funny science. All the papers were published in peer-reviewed journals and are apparently very serious. The blog: www.ncbirofl.com

Now, down to business. The paper:

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A woman's history of vaginal orgasm is discernible from her walk.

Nicholas A, Brody S, de Sutter P, de Carufel F.

Université Catholique de Louvain, Institut d'études de la famille et de la sexualité, Louvain-la-Neuve, Belgium.

"AIM: The objective was to determine if appropriately trained sexologists could infer women's history of vaginal orgasm from observing only their gait. METHODS: Women with known histories of either vaginal orgasm or vaginal anorgasmia were videotaped walking on the street, and their orgasmic status was judged by sexologists blind to their history... ...RESULTS: In the sample of healthy young Belgian women (half of whom were vaginally orgasmic), history of vaginal orgasm (triggered solely by penile-vaginal intercourse) was diagnosable at far better than chance level (81.25% correct, Fisher's Exact Test P < 0.05) by appropriately trained sexologists... ...CONCLUSIONS: The discerning observer may infer women's experience of vaginal orgasm from a gait that comprises fluidity, energy, sensuality, freedom, and absence of both flaccid and locked muscles."

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So, girls how do you walk?

User Comments

9/03/09

TJlubrano

Wow! An entire research about this! I honestly don't know how I walk...there is the occasional clumsy trip tho

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1. 9/03/09
  
  Deray28
  
  I wonder what that means, jajajajaja
2. 9/03/09
  
  TJlubrano
  
  hahahaha yeah me too!
9/03/09

melindaville

It's amazing what can get funded these days, deray! OMG. There's a study for absolutely everything!

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1. 9/03/09
  
  Deray28
  
  You would be amazed at the kind of crap that gets researched, sometimes when I read that blog I get upset but they have some very funny ones.
2. 9/03/09
  
  melindaville
  
  I get pissed when I read about some of these studies too--because there are so many really important things that don't get funded!
  
  This is just so ridiculous--but I agree, it is funny!
  
  I bookmarked that site, btw--and I am glad you passed it along. I want to keep my eye on it.
3. 9/03/09
  
  Deray28
  
  I really wish I had had the idea for that blog, it's awesome. And the guys that run it are grad students.
9/03/09

bettieblogger

Walking and orgasms ... ??? How do they know this info, were the women screaming "oh gooooooood give it to me" as they were crossing the street???

A very confuzzled Bettie

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1. 9/03/09
  
  Deray28
  
  Bettie, the women filled questionnaires about their sex life, then the researchers watched them walking and determined that the women that had orgasms walk differently than the ones that didn't.
  
  Less confused now?
9/03/09

bettieblogger

lol yeah

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9/03/09

bettieblogger

I wonder though ... if you skip, does that mean you have multiples??

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1. 9/03/09
  
  TJlubrano
  
  That I wanna know as well!
2. 9/04/09
  
  legbamel
  
  I want to know if it works the opposite ways - it is better if you walk (or skip) right?
9/03/09

snappysparrow

wow really ?! hahaha

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9/03/09

Bullgrit

There's no mention of cause and effect?

Does the vaginal orgasm cause a certain way of walking, or is the way of walking an indication of the woman's sexual comfort (I mean personality, not necessarily physical), and therefore she's more likely to have vaginal orgasms?

Or does the way of walking in some way "set the body up" for vaginal orgasms?

Basically, which came first? The attitude, the way of walking, or the orgasm?

And last question:

Am I responding to this for real information, or am I just trying to type "vaginal" and "orgasm" many times in public?

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1. 9/03/09
  
  Deray28
  
  Bull, I'm guessing the researchers will be addressing those questions in their following papers
9/03/09

bettieblogger

I think this whole study was just an exuse to run around on the streets staring at bums ..

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9/03/09

dbowles1017

Ok, there are obviously some questions that need to be answered. I guess I will take it upon myself to further these tests. I will need some test subjects. Apply within

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1. 9/03/09
  
  Deray28
  
  Where is Lolita when you need her? jajajaja
9/03/09

wagerwitch

AHHHHHhAHHHHHhAHHHHAHHAHAHAhahahaahahahahahahhaaaaa

OmG

LMAO

I love it!

Also enjoyed this one:

www.ncbirofl.com/2009/08/its-like-brita-filter-for-your-butt.html

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1. 9/03/09
  
  Deray28
  
  Sometimes what the blog writers say is funnier than the actual papers, jejejeje.
2. 9/03/09
  
  amybyrd21
  
  Wager they make an underware with a filter in them. They were giving away free samples at one time. They have a charcole filter in the back that is replaceable. I always wanted to get a pair and see what they looked like. I just never had the guts to ask for a free sample.
9/03/09

timethief

I read the study and blogged this as well last year in Striding to Orgasm in my personal blog this time ~ this space. Researchers found the sum of stride length and vertebral rotation was greater for the vaginally orgasmic women. “This could reflect the free, unblocked energetic flow from the legs through the pelvis to the spine.”
(Journal of Sexual Medicine, September 2008)

Edit: My stride and vertebral rotation is in the orgasmic range and I intend to keep it there. I also intend to be sure I do not develop the bladder leakage problems many older women develop. I have been performing a set of 10 Kegel exercises at least three times a day for about 25 years now. My husband trailed behind me by about 5 years and does them sporadically. If you do not already do Kegel exercises and need instructions then I recommend reading Kegel Exercises Are Sexy in my personal blog. Simply click my username and click through to the blog. Then copy and paste the title into the searchbox to locate the post.

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9/03/09

crpitt

Oh this wasn't what I expected lol

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1. 9/03/09
  
  Deray28
  
  jajaja what did you expect Claire?
2. 9/03/09
  
  crpitt
  
  I thought it was going to be some clumsy incident admitting thing.
  
  Now I am not sure what to think.
  
  I walk with slow long strides and occasionally fall over for no reason.
3. 9/03/09
  
  timethief
  
  Walking every day taking medium to long strides in sensible shoes with appropriate support is a good thing. Adding in uphill and downhill streches will help with vertebral rotation and hip joint rotation too. Below are questions I used to ask my students. You can treat them as being rhetorical questions as I cannot see you and witness your gait.
  
  (1) How flexible are your hip joints?
  (2) Do you suffer from low back pain?
  (3) How much walking in appropriate footwear do you do?
  (4) Do you suffer from urinary tract infections?
  (5) Do your wear high heels and if so how often?
  (6) Do you practice yoga?
  (7) Do you do Kegel exercises?
4. 9/03/09
  
  crpitt
  
  1, okay, 2, no, 3, Quite a lot and 98% of the time in appropriate footwear, 4, nope, 5, never, 6,no, 7, yes
5. 9/03/09
  
  timethief
  
  YAY! That's great news. Do you place your toes as the first contact point and roll onto your heels when you walk? If you walk heel first your are not creating enough vertebral or hip rotation you need to keep your body healthy and erm "happy". Also I sytongly recommend that you do a brief routine of yoga hip rotation exercises after you walk.
9/03/09

polybore

So essentially if you see someone galumphing along the road like a cross between a boned chicken and the terminator then the chances are they haven't had a shagg for a while.

Whereas if they are skipping along the road like a gazelle then they have probably been at it recently.

Figures.

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1. 9/03/09
  
  timethief
  
  lol ... I love gazelles. I can spot them a mile away.
2. 9/03/09
  
  Deray28
  
  Actually I understood it as yes or no orgasms. Meaning it they walk like "a cross between a boned chicken and the terminator" they have never had an orgasm by vaginal coitus only. Whilst if "they are skipping along the road like a gazelle" they have had the joy of seeing stars while awake at least once.
  
  Now I wonder if it's immediate, if it takes only one time to start walking differently. What if you have multiples for the first time? would be more agile? Thanks poly, now I'm going to be wondering more things about this all afternoon, jajajaja.
3. 9/03/09
  
  timethief
  
  You understood correctly. It is a "yes" or "no" to vaginal (not clitoral) orgasm when you are being assessed. After assessment the aim for those who got a "no" rating is to move from "no" to "yes". This is not about having orgasms as you walk. It's an assessment tool that can be used to determine whether or not the females being assessed are experiencing vaginal orgasms during coitus. There are a significant minority of women who do not ever experience vaginal (g-spot) orgasms.
4. 9/03/09
  
  Deray28
  
  jajajajaja TT, so, now those that got a no have to go have sex and then the researchers will evaluate their walking again to determine if it changed. Do it for science girls!
5. 9/03/09
  
  timethief
  
  Do it for science girls!
  
  lol ... You cracked me up.
  This isn't about isolated events and magic cures. This is about assessing and helping women who never experience vaginal orgasms during coitus to move from "no" to "yes". It takes time and the correct exercises done in the correct way to address the lack of vertebral rotation, and hip rotation, and to lengthen stride.
6. 9/03/09
  
  timethief
  
  I hate the @#$%^&^*& Blogger commenting setup but I did leave a comment.
9/03/09

aningeniousname

I believe Dr Collegewarrior is doing valuable research in this area and your mockery not only abuses women's vaginal capabilities but the fine work Dr Collegewarrior has done in this ..delicate...area.

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1. 9/03/09
  
  timethief
  
  Frankly, I don't think the functionality of his alcohol besotted appendage would rival that of a single digit.
9/04/09

LolitaV

I walk like my vagina has been turned to mush and it has. For someone having as many O moments as I am, I should start crawling because if this thing is true, everyone I know must know...

ps: In my culture a virgin can be told from non virgins based on their walk and the flow of their piss

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9/04/09

nothingprofound

Interesting-I thought the only way you could read a woman's vaginal orgasmic history was by the kind of vegetables she ate. I guess it just depends what "experts" you believe in.

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9/04/09

aspotofblog

Ha ha. I don't know how I walk and nobody has commented on the way I walk, but yes, I've experienced orgasms like those mentioned in the article.

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9/04/09

Bullgrit

Did the Ministry of Silly Walks sponsor this study? (I sadly expect no one to get this.)

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1. 9/04/09
  
  Deray28
  
  You mean this one?
  
  www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqhlQfXUk7w
2. 9/04/09
  
  Bullgrit
  
  :-) Deray28, you're a rare and wonderful woman with such knowledge of MP.
3. 9/04/09
  
  Deray28
  
  Google my friend, google, jajajajaja
9/04/09

bettieblogger

lol that is such a great skit .. Ever see the one with the boxing ballerina and the chicken?

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9/04/09

HollytheHousewife

Like....OH MY GAAAA

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9/04/09

crazyTsu

I think there is a much more fun way to find these out .....

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9/04/09

aspotofblog

Then again, I can bet that people can tell when a woman has had a thorough session by the way she walks. (The cowboy walk). LOL

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1. 9/04/09
  
  Deray28
  
  jajajaja that is very true! cowboy walk, big smile and dreamy eyes!
9/04/09

HollytheHousewife

Y'all soooooo crazy...

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9/04/09

aspotofblog

Have you never walked like a cowboy, Holly?

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9/04/09

luisayllon82

funny.. hehehe

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