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Blogcatalogs very own xmas story - complete the thread!
Posted by gosmelltheflowers • 12/21/07 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: blog, catalog, story, xmas
So blogcatalogger, as xmas approaches some of you may to enjoy a pantomime or even a show down at your local Broadway equivalent!
What if we had our own festive story, based on who we are as a community here at blogcatalog? Well why don't we?
All you need to do is add a couple of sentences and keep the story moving between now and the 25th December. Try and involve the folks you know from here if possible and work in other festive tales if you wish and even youtube clips & links!
Multi-entries allowed per person so fill yer festive boots! So, presenting the festive tale of blogcatalog...
‘The 3 wise bloggers approached.....'
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and peered at the infant who lay sleeping on a bed of hay. "What might we do to honor this special child?" one of the wise bloggers asked. -
Said, the Wise Eastern Blogger, "Let's create a blog to honor this lovely infant". Let's name the blog ... -
'A blog in a manger' suggested the CRKIAN, one of the wise 3 bloggers....
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Suddenly, a fourth blogger stormed in and yelled "STOP!" -
The blogger then continued to speak. "We should not bring him any presents. If we do, it might turn Christmas into a commercial holiday"! We do not want to lose the true meaning of Christmas. -
'It's not about giving presents about being in the present, in the moment' said a voice from the back of the room, it was no other than blogcatalog regular...
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acousticguitarist of course! He spoke wise words when he said.....
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'Heres a little song I wrote you might want to sing it note for note, don't worry...be happy...' Jungl cowered in the corner smiled and said -
"We need not behave like string puppets, don't we?" and stood up eying on the three wise men who were still peering at the infant who lay sleeping on a bed of hey.-
Then a request for a link exchange was whispered....
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Whooo, Link Exchange, whoo.
A mighty shepherd named Siteproplus stamped his shepherds crook to the ground.
No. Nobody had said something.
"Link Exchange" had been just a whisper of the wind blowing through the beautiful flowers, hinting to the destination of the newborn infant:
to become once the link, through which all mankind could link to heaven.
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The infant's mother said, "My child is here to bring love. Who among you will take up this cause?"
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'We will provided that a group hug is involved AND crkian can design a wordpress plugin for it.' Cried GSTF,
Jungl then... -
Started to play with something in the corner, Globalgirl Gasped,smiled and said
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right from the cpitt of his stomach...
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"Everybody's creativity is somehow waiting for Christmas presents, expecting nicely coloured ideas, like candy sticks under a green wonderfull cosy tree."
The conversation stopped, from the nearby, through foggy threads voices, arguing about money making, traffic and digging were heard.
One special voice rose to the top: "And I'll prove you, I can sell the whole internet..".
"SSShhh", the infants mother outed,
"I can hear someone coming!"
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There he was, the blogger noob
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Blogger Noob, just returning from the Worlds of Warcraft, shook off some digital dust from his clothes, hinted to the group of the three wise men and said: "Think, Fergie would call this a delicious situation".
"Is this the blog in a manger?".-
"No, this is a blog MANAGER" replied forever busy CRKIAN
"I think I'm onto something' he replied as Lord Likely entered the scene...
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yea, the internets are exploding, said the blogger noob, there are rumors about a "world of warcraft modern" you have to see it out there.
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Lord Likely heartfully shook Noobs hands as three monkeys passed by the crib to have a look at the infant (you know these monkeys, one got his hands on his ears, one on his eyes and one over his mouth).
Like fairies of old they came to bring good wishes to the infant.
The first monkey said:
Well, I can't hear that ... -
That was Suburbqueen singing...."... -
Hi have a nice day
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Then the second monkey said:
'Well, I can't hear that ... -
so lets pump it up guys!
Then without any hesitation blogcatalogger.... -
jumped to the third monkey and tried to pull the hands off the monkey's mouth.
'What is it, you don't wonna say , what is it ?' he yelled.
The third monkey twinkled and mumbled and finally outed: -
"You know I've had my hands on my mouth ever since I was first carved? Then when the three of us graduated to "archetype", my speech was still starved! Now that I can, I want to say not all from my mouth is evil any more than the corn fears the weevil. Bless you sweet infant with your eyes sparkling bright, my Google lift you in Page Rank this night!" -
"Well spoken", the three wise men nodded and crawled their beards.
The three monkeys now left the scene.
Now a (beautful) flower came up (asking three questions):
"Who has the gut
to not shut up,
to not to mumble,
but to stumble? "
"The child was born
inmidst a storm,
got it the power
of a flower? "
"Do you get in
just through a sphinn,
show off your brags
just through your diggs? " -
And off with a thunder of hooves and long toenails the monkeys dispersed to the east and the west, and with them they took babymama's big purse. -
"Left-the-scene, Indeed!" growled the new mama.
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as the atmosphere increased.....
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and she took out her newmamapurse.
"Want to see what's in it ? " she giggled.
"Now see ... , hm, here I got .. -
....Capral Tunnel Syndrome! Best I fish slowly, or a night of more advil I will have!"
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249 camels, 1 ox, 678 sheep, three unholy atheist kings, a crowd of 144k unbelievers, 37 scientific theories, one lesbian pinup girl picture (from the Napoleon troops, Amazon forces, 1799 a.d.), but that was not the least.
Within her purse was also .. -
a red rose, the finest to be seen....
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which took a quick look at her clock and said:
"Oh my, it's December, 26 allready and it was said by the GoodsmellingFlowers that
'All you need to do is add a couple of sentences and keep the story moving between now and the 25th December.'
so maybe it is time to end this story".
The three wise men nodded, everybody clapped hands (some frowned silently), all joined hands and danced in circles.
And maybe someone needs badly to have the last word: -
GROUP HUGS were had and eveyone looked forward to 2008!
The End.
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