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"Breaking news..."

Posted by trailofpen • 9/07/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: news sucks!

Don't you love it when the news wires are slow and filler stories get pushed up in place of relevant news.

Here's my favorite "Breaking news" artice of the day:

LenDale White has no regrets about stomping ont the Steeler's Terrible Towel.
sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4452204

Here's a quote from White in the article:

"If it happens to be there, I'm going to stomp all over that [pause], man," the running back told reporters after practice Sunday. "If there's a towel in the stands, I will stomp on it. I don't care who gets mad. ... If they throw a towel at me, I'm going to kick it and stomp all over it. If they don't want their towel stomped on, keep it out my face."

Stunning, earth shattering, ground breaking NEWS!

What is your favorite "Breaking news" story of the day?

User Comments

9/07/09

Draobetaks

WackoJacko's glove was sold. BREAKING NEWS!

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9/07/09

HollytheHousewife

Extra EXtra!!!! We have a new "angle" on Brittany's crotch shot!!! Fox news alert...da da da. DING....u know their alert sound

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9/07/09

cindygeenotes

I enjoyed this one this morning. The government in Samoa is changing driving from the right side of the road to the left.

www.cbc.ca/world/story/2009/09/07/samoa-driving007.html

Clearly hoping to suck up to neighbouring Australia and New Zealand. I love the bit about having to close nightclubs for a week. I don't see the logic with that, unless drinking and driving is common practice on the island...

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1. 9/07/09
  
  trailofpen
  
  If this happened where I live, I think I would go bananas. It makes absolutely no sense.
9/07/09

PussDaddy

I thought you were going to tell me that kool-aid's here. :-(

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9/08/09

marxxizm

LOL @ Daddy

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