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My daughter is turning one this month and I am making the birthday cake. I have made two runs at it so far but I have not zeroed in on a recipe I really like.

So what do you got? Do you have an awesome cake recipe you would like to share with me?

Credit will be given where credit is due.

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  1. dbowles1017
    Step 1,
    Buy Betty Crocker

    Step 2,
    follow directions
    1. cookingasshole
      Is that how your mother cooks?
    2. dbowles1017
      Cakes yes
    3. cookingasshole
      what a horrible existence.
    4. dbowles1017
      I don't really eat sweets. So it doesn't affect me at all
    5. cookingasshole
      you probably don't eat sweets because you have not had any worth eating.
    6. dbowles1017
      Nay. I just don't have a sweet tooth
  2. Deray28
    Following DB's directions, get the microwavable kind
    1. cookingasshole
      *sigh* I knew this was a question for CL food forum...
    2. TJlubrano
      Cake from a box...a microwave :|
    3. MidwestMom
      @CA
      Pose it on halfhourmeals... it's the BC sister site for food bloggers.
    4. cookingasshole
      CL food forum is actually the best

      what happened to the sock monkey?!?!?
    5. Deray28
      TJ they are actually good! You get the powdered cake and fudge of caramel. Mix the powder with a little water, pour the fudge on top, microwave and ta-dah! warm, fluffy cake. Ideal for me because I live by myself and a whole cake would be a waste, they come in individual sizes
    6. TJlubrano
      Haha that does sound good !! Man I'm getting hungry here!
  3. Deray28
    I only make cold pies and cakes, I have not baked one since I was 14
    1. cookingasshole
      cold cake?
    2. Deray28
      I make a paste out of condensed milk, evaporated milk and lime juice. I pour that on top of Marias cookies (Mexican cookies, kinda like graham), making layers of cookies-paste and fruit (peaches or mangoes). We call that cold cake
    3. cookingasshole
      that actually sounds really good!
    4. Deray28
      Proper recipe:

      1 can of condensed milk
      1 can of evaporated milk
      1/4 cup of lime juice (I use key limes, about 10 of these)
      Blend all the ingredients together. Pour on top of Marias cookies layered on a container. Layer more cookies on top and more milk paste until it's gone, jajajaja. Put some fruit in between layers and on top. Refrigerate until solid (or almost solid), about 4 hours.

      This are the Marias cookies:

    5. TJlubrano
      Deray, That sounds really nice!

      Do you make flan as well? I have a recipe for a Spanish flan, using evaporated milk, condensed milk, eggs and I make a caramel sauce with it. Your recipe sounds similar, only I don't use cookie crumb bottom

      I know these cookies!
    6. Deray28
      I have never attempted to make flan, jajaja, but yeah, the recipes are kind of similar, eggs instead of limes. The flan is cooked on a water bath though. My mom's flan is the best!
    7. TJlubrano
      Oh it's really easy! At least my recipe is easy haha. I know that you have recipes were you have to divide the eggs and so on. Yeah the flan is cooked in a water bath ^_^. How does your mom make it? divide the eggs and so on?
    8. Deray28
      She has a special container to make it. She's had it probably since she got married, jajajaja. I think she uses the small container inside a pressure cooker.
    9. TJlubrano
      oh yeah ofcourse! My aunt also has a special baking tin, container thing. I make mine in a round baking tin, cover it with foil and place it in a larger tin and fill it half way with water and then bake it for like 50 minutes. And voila, one flan is done ^_^
  4. TJlubrano
    Have you looked on allrecipes.com? Sometimes I go there for recipes. I did have one easy recipe for a simply white cake. It turns out great every time! I believe it's called simply white cake.
    1. cookingasshole
      that place is for trailer trash
    2. TJlubrano
      CA - whaha noo it isn't! You just have to dig to find the good recipes.
    3. cookingasshole
      @ DB

      very funny mister

      @ TJ

      I know I am just screwing around but the best site is epicurious.com

      I am just looking for a family recipe or something here
    4. TJlubrano
      CA - Haha I know! But epicurious.com, I use that one too!

      Shiley - that looks very nice!!
    5. cookingasshole
      epicurious is where I get a lot of my flavor pairing ideas
  5. Shiley
    What I do is use a box cake and then I decorate like this:


    N's first cake

    princess cake

    free hand elmo

    pond

    carcake

    butterfly cake

    For something real unique get piping bags or ziplocs and a white cake mix put food color in individual bags with the premade mix and use different colors to make a rainbow cupcake. It will look something like this images36.fotki.com/v1179/photos/2/24987/6281759/DSC_0239-vi.jpg
    1. cookingasshole
      those ice cream cones are neat!
    2. Shiley
      Those you fill until you get to the rim inside and you bake using a toothpick to make sure your cake is done. It's like any other cupcake.
    3. cookingasshole
      that castle looks hardcore...was it hard to get it to balance? Did you have to use oversized toothpicks to get it to stick properly?
    4. Shiley
      No, had it been bigger I would have needed dowels though. I have instruction for that one on my blog mythoughtsalways.blogspot.com/2009/01/my-thoughts-always-i-am-cake-of.html
    5. cookingasshole
      that really is incredible...thanks for sharing Shiley!
    6. NYCGirl
      I love the tie-dye cupcakes!
    7. Shiley
      They're fun to make.
  6. Shiley
    This is where I get all of my decorating supplies but they also have AMAZING recipes www.wilton.com/recipes/
    1. cookingasshole
      that is EXACTLY what I was looking for

      Thanks again Shiley!
    2. Shiley
      Welcome! If you are planning on making fondant www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yj4KGtBaDg This tastes so good. I have a recipe for butter cream icing too.

      * 1/2 cup solid vegetable shortening
      * 1/2 cup (1 stick) butter or margarine softened
      * 1 teaspoon clear vanilla extract
      * 4 cups sifted confectioners' sugar (approximately 1 lb.)
      * 2 tablespoons milk


      If you have high humidity no butter. It breaks down the icing. Make sure you crumb coat too.

      Wilton has a forum too a lot of amazing cakes and professionals and non-professionals the post recipes as well www.wilton.com/forums/categories.cfm?catid=7
  7. DollinNYC
    I thought you loved the vegan cake you made??
    1. cookingasshole
      I did but it does not look nice enough...I want it to be fancy


      plus I want a vanilla one too
    2. DollinNYC
      fancy how, like with bows and ribbons and such?
    3. cookingasshole
      I dunno...I just want something that looks nice but I think it is a matter of the icing
    4. DollinNYC
      you'll have better "baby eating first birthday cake" pictures with chocolate cake!It's messier!
    5. cookingasshole
      that is very true...

      do you have any frosting recipes Doll? i.e. are there any cake stores near you that rock?
    6. DollinNYC
      I don't have any frosting recipes sadly...
      This place makes BEAUTIFUL cakes, sadly I don't like the cake but the icing is the bomb.
      www.cupcakecafe-nyc.com/
      (this is not the shitty Magnolia Bakery from Sex in the City...)
    7. cookingasshole
      those are really cool!!

      you LOVE sex and the city, don't lie
    8. DollinNYC
      I liked the first season, truth be told..
    9. cookingasshole
      did you see the movie?
    10. DollinNYC
      Bite Your TONGUE!
      NO i did not see the movie!
    11. cookingasshole
      so you didn't see the part when...
    12. DollinNYC
      noooo???
    13. cookingasshole
      I saw that movie with my (previously) pregnant lady on opening night. I was the only real dude in the theater...it was very uncomfortable but I survived
    14. DollinNYC
      phew! did anyone see you?
    15. cookingasshole
      I ran into one of my friends in the theater but I played it off like I was there for Indiana Jones.
    1. DollinNYC
      zzzzz huh?
  8. cookingasshole
    I just made some beer braised short ribs that were pretty bad ass
  9. DailyBeerReview
    Tony B here at BC said they started this website. www.halfhourmeals.com

    Maybe you'll find more culinary minds over there. Actually, we're supposed to turn to you for the recipes, aren't we?

    BTW, there was some post earlier about getting someone up to an apartment, and I volunteered you to cater it.
    1. cookingasshole
      they hate me over there. I usually go to CL food forum but I figured I would give here a shot.
    2. DollinNYC
      What do you mean they hate you over there??
    3. cookingasshole
      all my stuff gets TERRIBLE reviews due to the potty humor
  10. MidwestMom
    Here's the story with the monkey... I just needed a change. More color, I guess. Besides, I like the petunias.

    Now, to the recipes... I like Chris Kimball's Yellow Farmhouse Cookbook. He tests several recipes to zero in on the best "version"... I like that approach at times.

    He has a great, moist applesauce cake recipe and chiffon cakes, pudding cakes and white cakes. I have not gone wrong with any of any of them.

    Shout me if you want me to email you a recipe or two. ;D
  11. NYCGirl
    My favorite recipe is for a flourless cake-- so that may not fit the "fancy-looking" bill.
  12. PussDaddy
    Good Lord, I thought she had her birthday already. At this point I would just take her to McDonald's and get one with Ronald McDonald on it or somethin'. How hard is it to bake a cake?
  13. JasonAckles
    Reading about all these recipes are making me a little hungry! Let me know the cake recipe you enjoy the most!I would like to try my luck in the kitchen baking one day!
  14. PussDaddy
    I ususally just bake a box cake. I have made cakes from scratch, and the frosting from scratch, too, but all of that is too much work. I used the cake recipe from the back of a Hershey's Cocoa box. It was pretty good. Lately I have been eating those Betty Crocker Warm Delights microwavable bowl cakes that you just add a little water to and nuke-the Betty Crocker brownies Warm Delights are great.
  15. Floormodel
    what types of desserts does she like? I have a nice cake recipe but it's a fruited type and not your average birthday cakish cake

    we don't do traditional birthday cakes. one son has carrotcake, one has pumpkin pie, I have bread pudding, and the man has blueberry pie.
  16. PussDaddy
    She's only 1. You could give her a mud pie and she wouldn't care.
    1. Shiley
      The first birthday is more for the parents and if you love to cook or bake it is the best especially when your baby is covered in goo at the end just enjoying your gift to them.
  17. Shiley
    White cake

    * 2cup white sugar
    * 1 cup butter
    * 4eggs
    * 4 teaspoons vanilla extract (for different flavors try Almond extract or other flavors)
    * 3 cups all-purpose flour
    * 2 1/2teaspoons baking powder
    * 1 cup milk (or use evaporated milk)


    1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease and flour pan or line a muffin pan with paper liners.
    2. In a medium bowl, cream together the sugar and butter. Beat in the eggs, one at a time, then stir in the vanilla. Combine flour and baking powder, add to the creamed mixture and mix well. Finally stir in the milk until batter is smooth. Pour or spoon batter into the prepared pan.
    3. Bake for 30 to 40 minutes in the preheated oven. For cupcakes, bake 20 to 25 minutes. Cake is done when it springs back to the touch.



    Chocolate cake

    * 2 cups sugar
    * 1-3/4 cups all-purpose flour
    * 3/4 cup baking Cocoa
    * 1-1/2 teaspoons baking powder
    * 1-1/2 teaspoons baking soda
    * 1 teaspoon salt
    * 2 eggs
    * 1 cup milk
    * 1/2 cup vegetable oil
    * 2 teaspoons vanilla extract
    * 1 cup boiling water

    1. Heat oven to 350°F. Grease and flour two 9-inch round baking pans.

    2. Stir together sugar, flour, cocoa, baking powder, baking soda and salt in large bowl. Add eggs, milk, oil and vanilla; beat on medium speed of mixer 2 minutes. Stir in boiling water (batter will be thin). Pour batter into prepared pans.

    3. Bake 30 to 35 minutes or until wooden pick inserted in center comes out clean. Cool 10 minutes; remove from pans to wire racks.

    1/2 cup (1 stick) butter or margarine
    2/3 cup baking Cocoa
    3 cups powdered sugar
    1/3 cup milk
    1 teaspoon vanilla extract


    Chocolate icing
    Melt butter. Stir in cocoa. Alternately add powdered sugar and milk, beating to spreading consistency. Add small amount additional milk, if needed. Stir in vanilla. About 2 cups frosting.

    Chocolate Buttercream icing

    1/2 c. shortening
    1/2 c. butter (optional if omitted add 1/2 c shortening)
    1 tsp. vanilla
    4 c. sifted powdered sugar
    3/4 c. sifted cocoa
    3-4 tbsp. milk

    Cream shortening, butter, and vanilla together until light and fluffy. Gradually beat in sugar and cocoa on medium speed, scraping down bowl often. Add milk until light and fluffy.

    For white icing get rid of the cocoa.

    Add food color to change colors I use a concentrated food color www.wilton.com/store/site/product.cfm?id=3E30C97E-475A-BAC0-5A609FE5C550668...

    To make a rose www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5SDR2EpmRw
  18. PussDaddy
    Have her make her own. Haven't you ever heard of pat-a-cak, pat-a-cake, bakersman? lol.

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