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I suck at art. I screw up stick figures. This is why I need you. I started some t-shirt crap ($0 markup) on some stupid site but I can't even get my logo centered. I doubt it could even be considered a logo. I made it using microsoft paint and I couldn't even get the text as big as I wanted. I really do like the apron and coffee mug though. Anyway I am giving myself to you to design a really cool logo. Since I want the apron and coffee mug, keep in mind that I do like paisley. Your awesome logo will be added to the site as well as the t-shirt crap. I will buy the winner of the contest an apron and coffee mug and the winner will also receive an advance copy of the book I don't have. Think you have mad graphic skills? Prove it.

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  1. wagerwitch
    Alright - I'm up for it.

    We're back in town this coming up weekend - and I'll seriously ponder your blog - and think up some logos and talk to you.

    If you want to see some of my old mock up work (book cover graphic art) you can view them here:

    www.geocities.com/lyricsexpress/bookcoverart.html

    I'll get back to you this weekend
    1. tcinvestor
      oops. wrong spot.
  2. crpitt
    Hmmmmmmmmmmmm tempting.
    1. cookingasshole
      only two entries so far! you know you want that mug
    2. crpitt
      Just think what I could doodle..............
    3. cookingasshole
      wait a second...
    4. crpitt
      Does it have a guidance rating?
    5. cookingasshole
      No pornography!
    6. crpitt
      No boobs?
    7. cookingasshole
      hrmmm...boobs are okay
    8. crpitt
      On you?
    9. tcinvestor
      CA boob paint print...kind of like a finger painting only better.
    10. cookingasshole
      @C
      not okay

      @TCI
      like pricasso?
    11. crpitt
      Okay just setting some boundaries.

      You have not been very specific..................
    12. cookingasshole
      did you see the logo I came up with? something like that but cooler
    13. crpitt
      That is just bloody words, hmmmmmmmmmm.

      Do you want a you? an asshole? any images at all or just lettering.

      Favourite colours etc
  3. Floormodel
    I'll try to come up with some ideas
  4. PetLvr
    How about this one?




    Although I should add this disclaimer:

    I stole that image some time ago from some tattoo funny image post that was probably stolen a few times itself before that and I have no idea who the original artist was ...
    1. cookingasshole
      that is just messed up.
    2. DollinNYC
      ugh is that actually someones tattoo?????
    3. PetLvr
      uh, yeah .. that's some guy's belly button .. there's another one floating around - with a cat
  5. hatingtherain
    CA.. are you making it on cafepress or zazzle or some other site?
    1. cookingasshole
      cafepress...have you heard anything about them?
    2. hatingtherain
      A little. I just recently started looking into it. They've been around the longest, I hear the products turn out well.
  6. polybore
    Here is polybore's thought. (conceptual rather than finished) If you like it will do some work on improving and making the toast 3d. Could make a short animation with the toast popping up as well (although how useful that would be for a hat, polybore is not sure).

    1. RecycleCindy
      CA -- This one isn't so graphic while I know it might not be what you are looking for but at least is it a bit more gentle...
    2. DollinNYC
      Where is it RecycleCindy?
    3. kimminentdanger
      I'm REALLY REALLY REALLY digging the polybore toaster concept....

      GREAT logo idea polybore!
    4. cookingasshole
      what would it look like with bigger words? Thanks polybore that looks awesome.
    1. Shuttercraft
      I can make one with cooking for assholes or just cooking asshole. I can make a 3d one or a 2d one. What do you want?
    2. cookingasshole
      that is really nice but I dunno how it would look on a shirt you know?
    3. FreakSmack
      That would be killer as your blog's header though. That could be a side contest
    4. cookingasshole
      yeah I know...
  7. DollinNYC
    needs your signature "eat it"!
  8. drjalee52
    Whatever you do it will be great and funny as ****. Good Luck
  9. cookingasshole
    All the submitted logos are posted on my site now for your approval. Let me know which one you like!
  10. LisaNYC
    I think Doll's logo is the best! What did she win?
    1. cookingasshole
      We all know Doll has not submitted anything!
  11. LisaNYC
    Rules, schmules! What did she win?
    1. cookingasshole
      *sigh* a mug and an apron. Plus an advance copy of the book I don't have.
  12. LisaNYC
    I'll tell her they're in the mail!
    1. cookingasshole
      don't count on them making it there though. the USPS might confiscate them!
  13. amybyrd21
    did u not get mine I emailed it to you

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