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Corrupt Wishing Game

Posted by kat822 • 8/14/08 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic

ok here it goes the 1st person makes a wish.....then the next person has to grant that wish only make something go wrong.
Example: I wish I could marry Anderson Cooper...

Next person responds: But you find out that he suffers from erectile dysfuction and is alergic to viagra.

COme on lets have some Fun!

User Comments

8/14/08

thefly

I wish for infinite wishes

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1. 8/16/08
  
  coration
  
  but unfortunatly god has disabled the infinite wishing mode....sux for you buddy
8/15/08

kat822

poof your wish is granted, however everytime you get a wish granted a piece of your body falls off, starting below the belt

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1. 8/15/08
  
  thefly
  
  Ahh! Wishing is dangerous. Arent you supposed to leave a new wish?
2. 8/15/08
  
  kat822
  
  I knew RG was gonna wish we are on the phone , go figure huh
3. 8/15/08
  
  thefly
  
  he might get that wish but then your voice will turn into a burly man's voice through every phone you call on.
8/15/08

RegularGuy

I wish that Cruella would just disappear.

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1. 8/15/08
  
  thefly
  
  haha, but now since she is gone, you will find a new one living with you.
2. 8/15/08
  
  kat822
  
  Fly are you saying I am insane like Cruella, what ya trying to say huh?
8/15/08

kat822

that's not fair....ok well your wish is granted however you will forever get shouts from homesexual men who tell you they love you everytime you sign into blog catalog

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1. 8/15/08
  
  RegularGuy
  
  OMG... That just happened tonight!... Does that mean Cruella's gone???...lol
8/15/08

kat822

ok back on task people

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8/15/08

kat822

New wish,,,,,
I wish I could say anything I want on BC for 24 hours

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1. 8/15/08
  
  thefly
  
  You can but then you will report yourself for everything you say.
2. 8/15/08
  
  RegularGuy
  
  POOF!.... Your wish is granted ... however once the 24 hours is up your tongue will be replaced with a cow tongue :-)
8/15/08

thefly

I wish my exes would stop calling me

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1. 8/15/08
  
  kat822
  
  Your wish is granted however they will all show up on your door step next father's day bearing gifts ! Oh snap
2. 8/15/08
  
  thefly
  
  dang, I hope they bring great gifts and then its the door shutting on their faces, haha.
3. 8/15/08
  
  kat822
  
  ok daddy , did you not get it lol
4. 8/15/08
  
  thefly
  
  oh sh!t, I just re-read it, ahhh! God, I hope not, haha.
8/15/08

RegularGuy

I wish my wishes wouldn't be corrupted... lol

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1. 8/15/08
  
  thefly
  
  Granted, but now your all your wishes will have "with men" added at the end.
2. 8/15/08
  
  kat822
  
  my phone died good night rg
8/15/08

contentconnection

I wish I have the power to control my heart. I just don't understand why this man has that gravitational pull that draws me in and it's just hard to escape...

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8/15/08

kat822

Ok your wish is granted , however from this point on you will end every sentence you say with Dr. Phil's signiture line...How's that working for Ya?

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8/15/08

mantiz

wish i could be invisible... now c'mon f*#% it up!

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1. 8/15/08
  
  thefly
  
  You wont be able to see your d!ck!!! Granted, but you have to stay invisible and everyone will forget you. No more sex, no more normal convos.
2. 8/15/08
  
  contentconnection
  
  hahahaha...
3. 8/15/08
  
  mantiz
  
  oww that's fucked up... will i atleast be able to feel it? :o
4. 8/15/08
  
  thefly
  
  sure, why not, haha
  
  buzz buzz
8/15/08

mantiz

oh come on, you will hav to make a wish sometime, i'll be waiting! *evil

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1. 8/15/08
  
  thefly
  
  I did make a wish, two of 'em. Look up above.
  
  buzz buzz
8/15/08

kat822

I wish that I could eat anything I want and not gain an ounce, come on ruin it for me people

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1. 8/15/08
  
  DOUGGOFFdotCOM
  
  Isn't that the slogan over at Jenny Craig?
2. 8/15/08
  
  thefly
  
  Granted but now you will start at the weight of 500 pounds. You wont gain or lose an ounce from there, enjoy, haha.
  
  buzz buzz
8/15/08

kat822

you didn't ruin my wish by saying "ok well you can eat what ever you want and not gain an ounce but you will forever have snakes for hair the rest of your life" lol

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1. 8/15/08
  
  DOUGGOFFdotCOM
  
  I don't play well with rules.
2. 8/15/08
  
  kat822
  
  how would I have guessed lol
8/15/08

blogonsmog

I wish I could die in my sleep with a smile on my face and a Kat in my arms.

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8/15/08

kat822

your wish is granted however you won't be around to notice that I have indexed all your belonging and put them up for sale on ebay and will use the funds to finance a trip Europe

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1. 8/15/08
  
  blogonsmog
  
  But you bought the airplane ticket off of EBAY. When you got it you discovered the ticket was to Antartica and leaves the same day as the tickets arrived. The seller disappeared.
8/15/08

RTBjr73

I wish I could be the starting pitcher for the St. Louis Cardinals.

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1. 8/15/08
  
  DOUGGOFFdotCOM
  
  You're wish is granted but one week after your stating game you get in a terrible car accident and have your pitching arm amputated.
8/15/08

Theresa111

Poof ... Your wish has been granted, but wait ... your pitches are always hit by players who get home runs! Oh no!

I wish all the wars would be over.

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8/15/08

kat822

Fine all the wars are over, however You are stuck with george bush for president the rest of your natural life

I wish gas prices never went over a dollar a gallon

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8/15/08

kat822

someone mess with my wish :
I wish gas prices never went over a dollar a gallon

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1. 8/15/08
  
  qelqoth
  
  comment removed by the community.
8/15/08

Theresa111

Poof ... Your wish is granted, but now all the cars are electric and energy prices are sky high.

(I would have to move)

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8/15/08

Darkblaze37

I wish I could see two minutes into the future (I know, I saw it on Next)

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1. 8/15/08
  
  blogonsmog
  
  Poof ... Your wish is granted but unfortunately you can no longer see the present. Makes walking kind of difficult doesn't it?
2. 8/15/08
  
  kat822
  
  I wish that the boobs thread hadn't been deleated
3. 8/15/08
  
  Darkblaze37
  
  Not exactly, I can still see whats going to happen to me buahahaha!!!!
4. 8/15/08
  
  qelqoth
  
  Thy will is done. The thread of win has been reborn:
  
  Yet this thread means that you will now network with 10 year old boys. Because only filthy paedos do this, you will now be transported to prison for your heinous crime of masturbating over fake avatars on the internet. Enjoy your AIDS.
5. 8/16/08
  
  blogonsmog
  
  Is she in the Olympics? Weight lifting?? Dolly parton on steroids?
8/15/08

kat822

not for long look who just came in

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8/15/08

kat822

make a wish qelgoth

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1. 8/15/08
  
  qelqoth
  
  I wish that kat822 could spell my username right.
8/15/08

kat822

wish granted, but everytime I type it I will have the sudden uncontrollable urge to touch myslef

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1. 8/15/08
  
  qelqoth
  
  I wish that while kat822 is busy flicking the bean, a group of Pinoy art students are lurking in her home, filming the whole thing. I wish that they upload the entire movie to Xtube so that I can fap relentlessly. Of course, when I say "fap", I mean "make love to my hand" and when I say "make love to my hand", I mean "to rape my sock puppet lover".
2. 8/15/08
  
  thefly
  
  hows does that ruin his wish?
3. 8/16/08
  
  kat822
  
  ok how does my comment about pee peeing and poohing in your pants get removed but not yours about jacking off lol
8/15/08

kat822

quit being a joy killer fly I am working it here,,,,,give me a wish fly

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1. 8/15/08
  
  thefly
  
  me being a joy killer? arent you a hall monitor, I saw some naughty language, haha.
8/15/08

kat822

I am taking the night off someone is back from vacation....give me a wish NOW WANKER

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1. 8/15/08
  
  thefly
  
  I wish that Kat wasnt taking a night off, haha.
  
  and another,
  
  I wish that everytime I reached in any pocket of any pants that I would pull out two one hundred dollar bills and three twenty dollar bills.
2. 8/15/08
  
  RegularGuy
  
  Poof wish granted fly boy... but for each hundred... your penis shrinks one inch in length... and for each twenty it swells one inch in girth
3. 8/15/08
  
  thefly
  
  hahaha, stop attacking my penis! haha, its alright little buddy, i wont reach in my pocket for anything, haha.
8/15/08

Theresa111

thefly ...
Poof ... Your wish is granted but the money is Monopoly cash and therefore not spendable ... unless you're going to play the board game.

I wish it were still Friday night.

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1. 8/15/08
  
  thefly
  
  Awesome, I love playing Monopoly.
8/15/08

kat822

wish granted but unfortunately tomorrow will be Monday

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1. 8/15/08
  
  qelqoth
  
  comment removed by the community.
2. 8/16/08
  
  Theresa111
  
  That's not fair ... I do not want tomorrow to be Monday!
  
  Although it appears his hands know what to do. Looks interesting hmmmm
8/15/08

thefly

I wish I had some vodka for tonight

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8/16/08

kat822

comment removed by the community.

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1. 8/16/08
  
  thefly
  
  haha, that already happens. hahaha
  
  buzz buzz
2. 8/17/08
  
  kat822
  
  lol
8/16/08

kat822

yeah i saw the pics

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1. 8/16/08
  
  thefly
  
  what pics? I thought my lawyer destroyed those.
8/16/08

kat822

oppps guess to many weekend words busted

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8/16/08

kat822

I wish I had the ability to change time zones, you know when I don't have enough time I can gain three hours by jumping into west coast time

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1. 8/16/08
  
  thefly
  
  you already have that ability, its called catching a flight, haha.
  
  But Ill grant you this one, but now you will waste more time by catching a flight to jump into the west coast timezone and when you get back everyone will be ahead of you.
  
  I wish I had the ability to go anywhere on the planet in an instant.
8/17/08

kat822

You have the ablility to go anywhere you want instantly however each time you do you age one year

I wish I had the ability to read peoples minds

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1. 8/17/08
  
  thefly
  
  You now have that ability but you will only hear the dirtiest and naughtiest thoughts. Have fun with that one, haha.
8/17/08

thefly

Oh yeah, forgot to leave a wish.

Umm...I wish I could play the guitar like Jimi Hendrix or Eric Clapton but get more hotter women.

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1. 8/17/08
  
  polybore
  
  Your wish is granted. You are now called Jimi Clapton, have the clap, and are shortly due to die of a drugs overdose.
  
  Polybore wishes that the World were flat so people could fall off.
8/17/08

kat822

ok that sounds fun, you have to leave a wish

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1. 8/17/08
  
  thefly
  
  look above, haha
8/17/08

kat822

fine the world is flat however I will be behind you with my foot ready to kick you in the back of the knees, ohhhhhhhhhhh nnnnnnooooooooo there goes poly

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1. 8/17/08
  
  polybore
  
  weeeeeeeee! Falling through space is such fun.
2. 8/17/08
  
  thefly
  
  Kat, you cant just ruining wishes, you have to leave a wish too, haha
8/17/08

kat822

I can too fly I started the thread sticking out tongue at fly!!!

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1. 8/17/08
  
  polybore
  
  kat are you a frog? Do you have a long tongue with a sticky glob on the end?
2. 8/17/08
  
  thefly
  
  aww, how cute, *sticks out tongue back at Kat* Just dont cough up a hairball on me, haha
8/17/08

ramblingman

Wow I just discovered the thing that says 'discussion' on the nav bar its like a whole new world, thats how lame I am!

I wish I had x ray vision and a huge...brain hehehaaaaaa

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1. 8/17/08
  
  kat822
  
  Poof you have x-ray vision but the only thing you can see with the x ray vision is naked old women with boobs to their knees, and old men with elphantitus of the nuts
2. 8/17/08
  
  thefly
  
  isnt that what x-ray vision is used for? haha
  
  buzz buzz
8/18/08

kat822

I wish I had the ability to reach into my computer and strangle the person that is dissing me , ahem fly

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8/18/08

ramblingman

But then you fall in love with him and have a awesome relationship without ever having sex hehe then a few years down the road you decide its the right time to take your love to the next level but when you pull down his pants you find he is actually part fly! wow

I wish I had someone to hold me tight at night and make things better when I'm upset...

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8/18/08

kat822

Poof I am there to hold you tight sweetie, however one night you feel a poke and you think, hummm I thought you were a girl Kat not a Tom Kat Ouch!

I wish I had another month of summer vacation left

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8/18/08

RTBjr73

Poof, you are spending the next month of summer in hell, around a bunch of Yankees fans...one of them being Ron Jeremy, who you must sit next to every game on TV.

I wish I could wake up with my wife and Mariska Hargitay and enjoy a nice...ahem...convesation.

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8/18/08

kat822

OH my godddddddddddddd just shoot me now! you were the 100th post to the thread ding ding ding,

Ok well your wish is granted however , ummm Mariska tends to satisfy your wife a little more than you do lol

I wish that I had a maid

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8/18/08

RTBjr73

Poof, you have a maid...do you want me to wear the fishnets, or just the apron?

I wish that I could go back to kindergarten. (I took my son to school this morning, and let me tell you, MY school teachers never looked as good as my son's teacher.)

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8/18/08

kat822

ok you are in kindergarten again however you still have the mind and sex drive of an adult man lol

Ok I wish that Tommy wouldn't wear the fishnet stocking and apron while he fluffed and folded my laundry

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1. 8/18/08
  
  RTBjr73
  
  Oh, that is MEAN!!!!!!
  
  Poof, your wish is granted, however I am wearing my St. Louis Cardinals World Series T-shirt from 2006, and I fold all the towels the wrong way, and hang your pretty underwear outside in the front yard for the world to see.
  
  I wish that could live until I am 110 years old and get shot by a jealous husband.
8/18/08

kat822

YOU ARE SO MEANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN, and I wasn't being mean by saying I wanted to see you fluff and fold in the buff

oK you get shot by a jealous husband, however he hits you in the little Tommy , oh sorry to use that adjective, anyway no amount of viagra will help you now.

I wish I was a fly on the wall in the BC Meeting today

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1. 8/18/08
  
  thefly
  
  well Kat, I knew you wanted to be like me, haha, I am that awesome after all.
  
  buzz buzz
2. 8/18/08
  
  thefly
  
  Oh yeah, I need to leave a wish.
  
  I wish it wasnt so windy today.
8/18/08

RTBjr73

Poof...no wind, but as you walk fly down the street, you get bird poop bombed which would have blown away with wond earlier.

I wish I was telepathic

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1. 8/18/08
  
  thefly
  
  Poof, you are telepathic but now you are also tele-pathetic which means you can only read the dirtiest and nastiest thoughts of people, haha. Have fun!
  
  I wish I had bought stock in Nintendo back in the Super NES days.
  
  buzz buzz
8/18/08

RTBjr73

*Poof* Your wish is granted, however, Nintendo receives consulting from Bernie Ebbers (The Worldcom guy), who tells Nintendo to hire Enron. Within six months, your stock is only good for toilet paper replacement

I wish I sang better when I was drinking.

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1. 8/18/08
  
  thefly
  
  Poof, you now sing like Whitney Houston and look like Clay Aiken.
  
  I wish I could find my pants that I misplaced.
8/18/08

RTBjr73

LOL!!! WTF??!!! Alright it's ON!!!

Poof - Clay Aiken shows up to your doorstep and hands them back to you.

I wish I could go back in time and place bets on sporting events that I know the outcome to.

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1. 8/18/08
  
  thefly
  
  haha, I knew he had them.
  
  Poof, you are now Pete Rose and just as old, haha.
  
  I wish the real world was more like the college world.
8/18/08

RTBjr73

Ouch!!!

Poof - You have mid-terms for the rest of your life. By the way, your tuition is due.

I wish I could play golf like Tiger Woods.

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1. 8/18/08
  
  thefly
  
  haha, that was a good one.
  
  Poof, you now play golf like Tiger Woods but no one cares because as soon as you hit your next ball, the sport dies.
  
  I wish to have a foursome with three female playboy bunnies and not get any STDs.
2. 8/18/08
  
  kat822
  
  What is this the fly and tommy show ? sheeeeeeezw lol
3. 8/18/08
  
  RTBjr73
  
  well, you took off to be a fluffer!!!
  
  BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
4. 8/18/08
  
  thefly
  
  hey, we just had to pick up the slack, haha.
8/18/08

RTBjr73

Poof - it happens, but then Hugh walks in and takes pictures and sends them to your mother...at Christmas.

I wish that there were no wars over the concept of one's higher power.

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1. 8/18/08
  
  thefly
  
  Awesome, my mom would love that. Probably even frame it up, she would be so proud, haha.
  
  Poof, but now there are wars for which Nation gets the next Apple product first.
  
  I wish I didnt have to leave a wish everytime I ruin a wish, haha.
8/18/08

kat822

Sorry but those are the rules, do I need to post the community guidelines for you Fly, oppps wait I am not the hall monitor today

fine you don't have to wish, to ruin a wish but now you are stuck doing bathroom duty and it is a mess in there boy get cleaning

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1. 8/18/08
  
  thefly
  
  haha, but I hate cleaning your bathroom, especially when you make me clean it while you are using the toilet, haha.
8/18/08

kat822

ok gotta make dinner later my minons

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8/18/08

kat822

I wish that I could have a cell phone that never needs charging

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1. 8/18/08
  
  polybore
  
  Your wish is granted. Your new phone is an implant in your brain and is powered by the electrical activity of your brain. The thing is, it keeps ringing and ringing and ringing and you can't turn it off. Ever...
  
  Polybore wishes that one had the power to manipulate the clouds in the sky. Many a day would be frittered away writing rude messages in the sky.
8/18/08

kat822

Poof your wish is granted however you will perpepually have your own little rain cloud over your head

Kat wishes she could see more of polybore on cam , fully clothed of course, and with polybore jr on his lap

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1. 8/18/08
  
  polybore
  
  Your wish is granted. Via web cam you witness a heart warming scene of a father and his son. Only when you turn your back on your monitor screen something crawls from it and slides into a dark corner of the room.
  
  Polybore wishes that ostrich eggs were more readily available in the shops. Polybore is fed up of tiny little eggs.
8/18/08

kat822

Ok poof wish granted, however one of those big eggs turns out to be a dinosaur egg and polybore jr convinces you to keep it....

I wish that my fridge was filled with all my favorite snack right now

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1. 8/18/08
  
  thefly
  
  Poof, every favorite snack you eat will now causes you to gain 5 to 10 pounds from one snack alone.
  
  I wish the football season would start already.
2. 8/18/08
  
  polybore
  
  Wish granted. The football season has already started and to your horror you realise it is soccer.
  
  Polybore wishes kat had eggs, marg, caster sugar and self raising flour. That way she could have a lovely sponge cake in half an hour and a lovely smell of baking in the kitchen.
8/18/08

kat822

why do you keep trying to fatten me up

fine it's football season, but everytime you sit down to watch a game you can only view it on a one inch screen

I wish that I would have an unlimited teacher budget

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1. 8/18/08
  
  thefly
  
  to throw ya in the oven of course and serve ya up, haha
  
  Poof, you now have an unlimited budget but you are now teaching no one that will listen
  
  I wish that Kat would love football
2. 8/18/08
  
  polybore
  
  Wish granted unfortunately with your unlimited budget you are expected to get yourself and your class to Mars by Christmas. Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids. In fact it’s cold as hell.
  
  Polybore wishes that there were no rabbits in existence.
8/18/08

ramblingman

Wow that was quick I answered a wish like 5 people back...slow down people I have a brain fart

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8/19/08

kat822

well pull your head out your arse

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