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Craziest place you ever "did the nasty"?
Posted by brianomaracroft • 4 days ago • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: crazy, public, sex
Okay, where's the craziest place you had sex with someone (or with yourself)? My wife and I thought we were safely away from prying eyes in a convertible on a country sideroad...until a teenager on a dirt bike roared by.
How about you?
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On a very crowded beach in Galveston in broad day light.
Yes we got caught. No we didn't care. -
hmmmmmm I can't decide what's crazier.... in my mother-in-law's bathroom while the family was in the basement....with my husband's brother-in-law.....
in the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland....
along Interstate 77 North on our way home from DC, up against a tree.... -
In a gazebo. -
On a fishing Pier. -
you changed your avatar. I didnt recognize you-
I agree. And, I'm ashamed to admit, I skipped over it looking for your other one!
The other one looks more philosophical. More artistic. This one looks real, though. I bet you change your furniture around, too. Me? Never. I hate change. -
I know, I thought it was some new spammer at first
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I thought maybe it was YOU - and that you'd been dehorned! lol
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You thought that he was me?
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I knooooooowwwwwww! I feared losing the horns would change your look dramatically! Forgive me already!
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You will have to sacrifice your daughters innocence for that to happen ;p I mean.... ummmm
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Did you see my reply to you asking where she was attending school? i.e., the girls' convent with the razor wire and no beer?
Hello?
Db?
Hello?
Guess I lost the connection.... -
Although, that would be a pretty good answer to Brian's original question. If you could "do the nasty" in a girls' convent despite razor wire and no beer - you'd probably win Brian's first place prize. (Drum roll please...) Brian, the prize for this contest is????
Hmmm. Not hearing anything on this end. Too bad, DB! -
haha, Ill just wear my EMT stuff and say that I was called ;p They'd let me right in.
Although in the scenarios today, my wife stabbed me because I boinked her twin sister. They both looked the same, had the same clothes, and their houses looked exactly the same. Cherry and Sherri... they lived in an insane asylum. Not that it has anything to do with anything. -
Thanks. You've just given me nightmares...
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I can't help it. It's the horns ;p
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The terrifying part is you probably COULD - and it would probably WORK!!! AAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!! (*DaniG googles "Chastity Belts." Orders 3)
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DB-that story about the twin sisters isn't so far-fetched. A friend of mine in NYC was married to a twin at the same time he was having an affair with her sister. One eventually committed suicide and the other ended up in a mental institution. -
You know, DB, there IS a chance that you'd feel right at home in an asylum...
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dani- ;p You should come to keystone jan 4-9, and bring your daughter... I will behave I promise
np- so there is hope! just minus the stabbing.
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Are you going to be in Keystone? Very scary, DB. Very scary. I wonder what destination is on the other side of the globe for me to send my daughter to during that time...
Unless you searched my blog, you wouldn't even know what she looked like! She could have 2 heads and share one eyeball for all you know. Are you THAT daring? (*Dani gets more scared....Starts to froth at the mouth...double checks ammunition inventory...Checks overnight delivery for the chastity belts.) -
Yeah, I will be. But there will be plenty of sororihoes around to keep me pre-occupied.
Now Ill have to go search your blog...
FeelNoEvil makes good chastity belts... -
I will NOT be taking any suggestions from YOU on what makes a good chastity belt. Your recommendation is probably made of edible fruit leather...or cotton candy, or some such nonsense. I want steel...hardened by blue flames...in a turtle neck body suit...
Yeah, for starts. -
Lol! Fine fine. Just keep some of that brandy so I can try some
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If you make it out here, I'll have a glass waiting for you. It'll be outside the pitbull ring surrounding my daughter. And forget the dog biscuits. These are chastity pitbulls... They're not impressed with the EMT suit.... ROFL!!!
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No no, you can keep your daughter. Ill just take the alcohol.
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She'll be so disappointed that you weren't willing to face the razor wire, the burning fire ring and the chastity pitbulls for her. But, I think my husband will understand. Me? I'm still holding out for the guy who thinks enough of her to do all that gladly - and still think he's getting a bargain.
Enjoy the sororihoes. They usually come with a candy trail so you don't get lost on the way in. -
Well if you give me some brandy, it will just make it that much easier
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You Kansass boys...always looking for the easy route. Whatever happened to the chivalry of old days? The knights who would face a dragon for their dearly beloved's heart? (DaniG googles "knights to face chastity pitbulls and marry daughter." Very disappointed - zero results. Might need to make more brandy.)
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If there was a dragon I wouldn't slay it... I would tame it, and become it's master.
And the easy route well... allows for more drinking. Which is always a good thing. -
Hahaha!!! You've made me laugh, DB! Heidi will be mortified when she trips onto this discussion. I'll definitely have some 'splainin to do.
She's a good skier, too. You'll recognize her. She'll be the only one wearing a steel snow suit. lol
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So... is that a yes on the brandy? Or... what?
Steel might rust... which would make it easier to destroy. Just so you know -
Yeah, but I don't have much faith in plastic. And if you can carry the jaws of life from Kansas all the way to the black slopes of Colorado and operate them while keeping up with Heidi on skis, I might reconsider your...interest. That ought to be comparable to slaying a dragon. Or befriending it, or whatever. (DaniG ponders...knows DB still doesn't know what daughter looks like. Could be a great deal...Could be a terrible deal...DB flirts with danger....)
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I already saw the picture on your blog... but I just want the brandy now. You can keep your daughters innocence. So stop trying to tempt me ;p
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Hmmmm. Daughter just walked in and read your comments. She laughed hard at all but the last one and is now convinced you think she is ugly. Good luck DB. (DaniG cancels chastity belt order - as 'there aint no way DB's getting her now. She's got a full mad on.' Makes the dragon aforementioned look like a pussy cat."
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A woman being mad at me... what's new ;p But that's not what I meant.
So does that mean the brandy is still a go...? -
Sure. Brandy's on the house. Daughter is serving it. Due caution is advised. It looks a lot like bear piss. She's blond. Given your comments, she might get "confused" and serve you the wrong stuff. The bear hasn't been back in quite some time, come to think of it...
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Ill just switch glasses with you when you are least expecting it. And I can taste the difference between piss and alcohol... unless its mixed.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. All snowboarders say that. (DaniG laughs. Heidi laughs harder. Ben laughs hardest.)
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I think the real question is why you will have bear pee in stock...
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For snowboarders, of course. Hate to waste good brandy on them when they cannot tell the difference! Duh!
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Interesting. I guess Ill just have to hope for the best
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You're a great sport, DB! Gotta like ya for that!!!
I've got to sign off for now. Got to write a letter or recommendation for my daughter's ex-boyfriend. So little time...so many possibilities.
"Wasn't able to penetrate the pitbull chastity ring...but gave a valiant try. Showed amazing speed when running from mad father. Prays a lot when his life is on the line..." That sort of thing... -
Good luck with that
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In our new house that was just framed on the sheet rock pallet. It was dark so not completely crazy. And in a canoe in the daylight with other people fishing the lake. (this takes crazy balance skills.) -
In a tent in a crowded campsite. Not really crazy but I'm, ahem, very vocal, so we got lots of knowing smiles when we surfaced. :-) -
In a river, half submerged-
Sounds like fun! -
Sounds like salmon fishing gone wrong...
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semi-public too, even though nobody could know for sure what was going on under the inner tube
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I thought gnomes floated... Fascinating.
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Yes, a bobbing gnome. How fascinating.
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Oh! Bobbing! Well, yes!!! How fun is THAT!!!
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Yes, bobbing as in buoyant. Buoyant sex! That sounds Kama Sutraish! Wow, I didn't know that gnomes could be so kinky.
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Great! Now I am going to have some weird gnome floaty sex dream. I guess it is my own fault for having a quick whizz through the naughty threads before bedtime. -
Well, let us know all about your dream tomorrow, okay?
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I may have a quick bath and get in the mood..... lol
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lol! In a bath, half submerged...
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Splish Splosh
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... interesting. I think we will need pictures ;p
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Of the gnome? Well if that floats your inner tube...
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No... not of the gnome.
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Don't play all innocent now, Claire! You know what he means. He's thinking with his 'tube' again.
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I know what he meant! I am not daft.
He meant the Salmon, right? -
Wrong again. He meant the water.
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I meant boobs. Damnit.
I mean... uhhh... no, no. I meant boobs. -
Bobbing buoyant boobs...
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They could be buoyant. I don't know what measurements claire happens to be, so I can't tell whether they float or not.
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Well, Claire isn't here to defend herself now. She's probably floating off into a dream now. Sweet dreams, Claire
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How rude! I bathe in my full Victorian bathing suit, so no bobbing anything.
Fiends!
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lol...I like yur style....Ok, here goes......While driving on the highway-
Is that dinking and driving?
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lol...no, I never drink and drive. He drove, I drank!...lol...jk. It was just a moment
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I didn't say dRinking...I said dInking...
Big difference. -
DWI--Driving While Impaled
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Probably interesting to explain to the officer writing the ticket...
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@DaniG--oops! I guess I didn't read that too well =)
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Wow...throw a comment in about sex, walk away for a few hours and everyone's had an orgy of words. I like it!!! Oh yes...I really LIKE IT!!!
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At my ex-gf's bedroom with her sister and i din knew she was in the bathroom... -
On a back road on topof my car hood in broad day light. The hood of thqt car was never the same again but we were so back in the middle of nowhere that not a car passed by at all. -
Probably in a building that use to be a home for nuns. A friend use to be a security guard at the hospital that owned the former nun house. He would take me there and then take care of me. All the furniture was out but there were still pictures of Jesus all over the walls. He saw the whole thing every time. -
It was about 1:30 am. I was leaving a bar in Bremerton Washington with a woman I just met that night. I walked her to the where the last ferry to Seattle was leaving in about 15 minutes. The woman pulled out a condom and wanted me to have sex with her. No one was in sight. So we both dropped our pants and I banged her right there on the asphalt. I "finished" really quickly. I quickly stood up and pulled my pants up. Then I looked and there was some creepy looking dude who looked like he may have been homeless watching us. He said "Don't let me stop you!" -
In the middle of a little river, in a boat on a fantastically hot day. Never forget it. One of the best days of my life.
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