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Craziest thing you've ever done in the snow
Posted by DaniG • 10/28/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: confession, humor, snow
Hey, we got snowed on today. Just wanted to hear some of your cold weather confessions.
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riding a bike in the nude in the middle of a snow storm. i guess that is as crazy as I have ever gotten in the snow.
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Ah the joys of nature. Polybore once went for an invigorating swim in the cold fresh water of the river. Diving beneath the surface hunting for the Kelpie polybore surfaced through the glimmering ripples of sunlight to find they had a dead rabbit on their head.
Named that rabbit Bob. Bob the ex- rabbit.
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When I was a kid, I made big letters in the snow in the schoolyard by walking and shuffling my feet. I got about halfway through the "C" before an adult made me stop.
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Dig a foxhole.. it was in Korea and the ground was frozen solid. That's where I learned to perfect my profane vocabulary skills.
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For some reason in college I was outside an apartment complex running around naked in the snow. I can't recall what drew me outdoors, but I do recall the occasion. Needless to say, I didn't stay out too long. Even drunk, it was pretty damn cold.
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I try to stay away from it as much as possible. I despise snow. The craziest things snow has ever caused me to do, have defiantly all been while driving. The incredible amounts of spinning and fishtailing out of control, that seem to occur each cheerful winter season are always a little crazy. The mad-dashes through snow banks to get into my driveway every year, can be kinda crazy too.
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Sledding down Scribner Avenue with the siblings and the entire neighborhood from the top all the way down to the bottom, where the snow was packed up about five feet high. On the other side of it was Jersey Street and traffic. Extremely steep hill. SI, NY.
Oh. I used to BORROW the family car to teach myself how to drive in the snow. Then I would return it to the exact location. I was an unlicensed teenager. Ssshh don't tell. -
When I was a young man 2 years ago I went to Green Bay WI, to watch a Packers game in early December. The hotel I was staying at had a large conference room and was having Christmas parties that whole weekend. I blended, drank, and was merry. One party had swan ice sculptures, and art the end of the night sat them outside. I'm a Florida boy in WI drunk at 2 am what was I to do? I slid the two swans across the snow covered parking lot, found a compact car and used a liquid (not saying what to make an ice glue to adhere the swans as a hood ornament to the car. I have a pic someplace I may be able to find it.
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I was once stationed in North Dakota when I was in the Air Force and don't really have too many found memories of the snow that never melted. However, here is one memory that has always stuck in mind. I lived in a dormitory and on New Years eve a friend was drunk swinging outside of the second story window only wearing a makeshift diaper when the clock struck 12. It was sort of par for the course and didn't think much of it at the time.
Some of the people stationed in the -40 degree winters got drunk a lot and tended to do some pretty creative things in their drunkenness. I hope most of them are much warmer this winter. -
My older brother used to poop in the snow, even though our house was less than five minutes away. I'm not exactly sure why, but he covered it with a thin layer of snow and gave it a name: "Merry Christmas." Some present!
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