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Criss Angel = Jesus
Posted by dbowles1017 • 10/27/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: spaghetti o's!, uh oh
Criss Angel can do everything jesus did.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7gl8nNsDMA
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBQLq2VmZcA
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3f-WPrKnRU
Jesus was an old time magician, and he saw an opportunity to form a cult. So he made some stuff up (like Scientology) and here we are.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOYvxw-5W10
Be sure you watch the videos, before responding.
And here is the famous water to wine trick
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6vENWlFRr8
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I'm not watching all that because I already know. Criss Angel saved my soul on numerous occasions.-
He's a good person he is.
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If he can turn water into wine, send him over. I have a business proposition for him.-
He already makes millions, so I think he'll pass. And he can predict the future, so he really doesn't need help.
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I was more hoping that he could help me.
I would pay him the median between a liter of water and a liter of wine for every liter of tap water he converted for me. I could save a lot of money on wine.
If he can convert water to whiskey, even better. -
Yeah, but being rich means he's probably a douche bag. So he wouldn't want to help you. He might send a plague or two your way though
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When Criss Angel sends you a plague, make plague-ade.
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Sounds yummy...
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Chris Angel Rocks. -
Yeh he rocks lika rok -
No one wants to refute my claims?
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I think ur as silly as his do
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He freaks me out. I can stand to watch him at all. Hubby (son of a preacher, three brothers that are preachers and two uncles too) says he is the Devil. I my self just cant stand people that pull needles thru them selves or hang them selves by hooks or any thing like that at all. He just gets me feeling funny all over.-
I get the same feeling Amy. He is a really good illusionist but very creepy. -
It's his jesusness
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Um noooo I think his chi has fried his brain....tooooo much product
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I just don't like his hair....I just really wanna just take my hands and mess it up. I bet he would scream like a girl,haha
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Why are you making fun of Jesus?
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Like I said u r as silly as his do!!!
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How can he walk on water then?
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Hmmmmm....the world may never know,but u keep on worshiping the freaks and I will worship the christ...
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he is jesus. he turns water into wine, walks on water. He even arose from the grave
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And if you don't believe that he is Jesus, you're an acrissangelist! -
lol
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How long u gonna keep this up u little sumthin I can't think of what 2 call ya
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Why are you blinded? This is the second coming of Jesus
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Uh huh yea sure it is...
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He is listening to you... And he will remember
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This thread has been resurrected! Much like Jesus! Coincidence? I think not!
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It's a miracle! An undeniable miracle!
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Hallelujah!
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30 minutes instead of 3 days, that's improvement! jajajaja
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And the gospel chapters will now be 140 characters or less. Whew!
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lol
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sure you are not the devil? I see those horns ! lol-
Don't you think the devil would be able to recognize Jesus? We go way back
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Yeah you always did have that power envy issue
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I think I'll join the Criss Angel's fan club now.
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What makes you think Jesus did those things. The Gospels are collections of random hearsay. -
but is he REALLY an Angel? o_0
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Don't be so hasty. The scholars are still debating on the Criss part.
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No he's a freak with rediculous hair
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does he wear sandals too?
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The teachings of Jesus Christ still inspire and help people 2000 years after his murder...
In all probability the cheap-laffs magic of cris angel will be forgotten in less than twenty years...-
No, because Criss Angel IS Jesus. Is Angel Cs. I see that as Is Angel Christ.
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Let us pray to the Angel of illusion for tomorrow to be better than today. Good night everyone!
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Sweet dreams
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Ughhhh not even 20 yrs. He's so like ewwww
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eewwww
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Zeitgeist... as in Horus... -
db e-marry me??-
That depends... do you look like your avatar? ;p
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I have the same body
but I am prettier and I give e-head (jk) LOL!
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So fake!! LOL It's impossible to do that, even I learn that xD God bless special effects!-
Lies! Criss Angel is Jesus!
Can you walk on water? DIDNT THINK SO! -
he can't too LOL
It's fake! I'm not a liar! Those are special effects! -
They are not! I have witnessed it in person.
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Bla bla bla, I still don't believe it
Well, who knows, the next Christ maybe him, but I really doubt -
I hope you enjoy BBQ... because your soul is going to be fed upon legions of demons!
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men, I hear death metal, I'm a fu**** devil already, They call me Satan
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Who is they? Your stuffed animals?
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My legion!! lol
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legion of stuffed animals?
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yeah... and also of demons
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I dont think so.
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damn, you will see it! Those horns are mine! Infidel! I will kill you for that LOOOOL!
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*Yawn*
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lol
I'm a ceptic, I don't believe in anything, God is fake, religion is fake, myths are fake, everything on this world is fake, even us! -
No wonder you smell... Septic tanks hold poo and junk.
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trocadilhos nao valem lol
Whatever dbowles lol -
Google translator fails. But I get the jist of you said.
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it fails? haha you got this result right? "puns are not worth" LOL
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Puns not worth is what it translated to
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I know why ;D it's não in PT not nao without the ~ but BC doesn't read the ~ (til)
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Ahh gotcha. I remember translating spanish homework, and having that problem.
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Yeah, only spanish and Portuguese use the that we also use ´` Like às=ace LOL
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The 'Black Arts' are alive and well I see. 8-)-
These are acts of god sir!
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dbowles1017 I gotta hand it to you. Your a funny guy.
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