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It's the murder Mystery game!

Ok heres how to play - same game style as the "banned" game except you tell of where the above posters body was found, what position they were in, who killed them and what the murder weapon was.

Next poster starts with me....

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  1. Stillthinking
    Sam1982 was found in the children's playroom with no pants and a knife stuck in his back. His fiance came home and found him in a compromising position with a Dora the Explorer DVD.
    1. Stillthinking
      Quick, change the name to me and no one will know!
  2. melindaville
    Still was found beaten to death on the Magic Mountain roller coaster! He was found slumped over in the seat, buckled in. The crime was committed using one of Cinderella's glass slippers.
  3. MissSuzie
    Still and mtyler's bodies were found hanging by their ankles in a tree. It appears they were murdered by wagerwitch. The murder weapon has yet to be found, but appears to be something black and pointy.
    1. wagerwitch
      Yikes....
  4. Stillthinking
    Miss Suzie was found partially eaten by wild feral children. Ten feet away, her husband's body was found in the tomato patch missing an "appendage". She was fatally wounded while attempting to teach her husband that his body was not a playground and must be respected.
    1. Sam1982
      Still was found dead on the toilet, cause of death was from a blocked arty - possibly from over indulging in deep fried peanut butter sandwhiches
    2. Stillthinking
      You caught me. I am actually Elvis.
    3. Sam1982
      I thought so - you see, thats what good forensic investigation is all about
    4. MissSuzie
      @still: I love how you killed off my husband too. That was rather thoughtful of you.
  5. Stillthinking
    Sam was found floating face down in a pool. While recreating the opening shot of Sunset Boulevard for his cinephiles club, he accidentally drowned when he bumped his head on the ledge of the pool. None of the 15 people watching the recreation stopped to help him as they were all busy whispering about how amazing it was he could hold his breath for so long and arguing over which Billy Wilder movie was the best.
    1. greencurmudgeon
      Still was found lying on the tomb of Jane Austen, with her hands folded across her chest. A small trickle of blood was leaking out of the corner of mouth, and a copy of "Pride and Prejudice" was in her right hand. The coroner speculates it's Death By Literature.
    2. Sam1982
      Green was found dead in the TARDIS killed by Jon Pertwee with a nightstick - because he is the only DR Who
    3. Stillthinking
      Green beat me to it.
  6. greencurmudgeon
    Sam was found dead with a Sonic Screwdriver jammed into his eye and dangling from the end of a Tom Baker scarf.
    1. Sam1982
      Was I in a hotel in Korea?
  7. melindaville
    Greencurmudgeon was found dead in the wine cellar of Donald Trump's Maralago mansion. At first they thought he was just drunk but then realized, he had been poisoned by a deadly blowfish, which was stolen from a nearby sushi restaurant!
  8. Stillthinking
    Melinda was found dead at a reunion of the Sex Pistols at a one night only show. She had gotten up on the stage to rock it out with Johnny Rotten when he began having a coronary episode. Being a doctor, Melinda rushed to administer CPR to the aging punker only to puncture her throat on his spiky dog collar. She bled to death within minutes. It was a tragedy and we shall miss her.
    1. melindaville
      That was very good! At least I died punking out one last time!
  9. MissSuzie
    Still's body was found inside a McDonald's bathroom. Her body was covered in secret sauce and strange curly red hairs.
  10. cathy13
    Miss Suzie was found dead in swiss bank vault. Parts of her were found in seven safe deposit boxes.
    1. cathy13
      HA! Thanks for that...Rory told me to leave it LOLOL
    2. Stillthinking
      Just change the name to Miss Suzie. Do it quick!

      Phew, all is well.
  11. Rory
    Cathy was found under a salon's hair dryer ... dessicated into a mummified corpse.
  12. cathy13
    Are husband's allowed to speculate like this........hmmmmmmmmmmm!
    Must be a law or something!
  13. Stillthinking
    Rory's body was found in the Arizona desert, dried out like jerky. On his right arm, he had carved the name of his wife, Cathy. On his left arm, he had carved the name of his ex-girlfriend Michelle. He had died of dehydration when his wife kicked him out of the car at 50 miles per hour the morning after calling out the wrong name during an intimate moment.
    1. Rory
      It COULD happen ... LOLOLOL.

      Salma!! SALMA!!!!!!
    2. cathy13
      I would never drive 50 miles per hour...you know that!
    3. Stillthinking
      Too slow or too fast?
    4. Rory
      Again, it COULD happen ... downhill with a wind helping push and no brakes.
  14. cathy13
    @still thinking....I am the original Little old lady from pasedena. I have a 10 year old car with 24,000 miles LOLOLOLOL
    1. Sam1982
      In that case: Cathy has a panic attack as Rory puts his foot down on the gas and motors it down the freeway. She would have survived the panic attack had she not been snacking on celery sticks at the time thus choking to death
  15. Anok
    Cathy's body was found at a stick figure disassembly factory. SOmeone "volunteered" her body as a donation for the much needed graphite lines.

    Ack! Damn you Cathy - no one said you could reincarnate as a sexy cartoon character!
    1. Sam1982
      Anok was found trampled at the front gates of neverland ranch, it turns out that she there were bigger michael jackson fans than her. She was found clasping a pale green woolen jersey as seen in the video for the MJ and Paul mcartney song "the girl is mine"
    2. Anok
      Sam was found listless in the back of a large white stretch limo.

      Cause of death is speculated to be death by wedding cake.
    3. Sam1982
      mmmmmm delicious cake om nom nom nom
    4. Anok
      Oh...poor, poor Sam.

      MMm cake-ugh-argh!- *thud*

      Did I mention he was also run over by a horse drawn carriage that he ordered to pick him and his bride up after the wedding? And the horse pooped on him, too.
    5. Sam1982
      Now thats what I call over-kill.

      Actually we're taking the bus home - I put my foot down and had a hissy fit about over spending
    6. Anok
      Yay!! I'm very proud of you

      My husband and I stumbled home from our wedding
    7. Sam1982
      Yep that'll be us too, the wedding night will be spent at home, but at least we wont have any kids at home
    8. Anok
      Ah, yes, the absence of little children does make it a bit more romantic
    9. Sam1982
      Yeah especially when i start singing "i wanna kiss you all over" by the exiles.
      I can sing it at the top of my lungs and not wake anyone up - except the neighbours
    10. wagerwitch
      I LOOOOOOOVE that song Sam...

      It's sooo goofy - so 80s --- so cool...
    11. Sam1982
      Yeah i got it from adam sandler singing it in the movie happy gilmore - but its become one of those songs that I sing to her......really badly, because I cant hit the high notes on "until the night closes in"

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