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Release the hounds! I was in a green belt park yesterday, when an English fox hunting party rode past me -- red riding outfits, hounds, horses, whips, bugle -- the whole nine yards! And this was in Colorado, no less! What is a 19th century cartoon cliche hunting party straight out of Jane Austen doing in the middle of a 21st century wilderness area in the Rocky Mountains? It was incongruous, dada-istic, dreamlike and surreal!

So, have you had any similar real life surreal moments? Tell us about them!

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  1. cookingasshole
    surreal is a word stupid people use when they do not know how to properly convey their thoughts. But you made up for it by using the term Dada.
    1. gtally
      Yup, it does get abused. But how else to describe an incongruous dream-like waking state?
    2. cookingasshole
      existential trance
    3. cookingasshole
      I know I have had a lot I just cannot think of them right now. Damn!
    4. gtally
      Oooh! I like it!
    5. cookingasshole
      my whole college experience was like that I guess...I went to Reed. if you have ever heard of it you would know what I am talking about
    6. gtally
      But college is good weird. I'd expect it to be a bit off the wall and full of incongruities. Anything where you're just mining your own business and something extremely bizarre occurred?
  2. Agit8r
    i live in Spokane... it's pretty Dada-esque all the time here
    1. Agit8r
      Heytvelt shares his shrooms
    2. gtally
      Any non-drug related bizarre moments that blew your mind?
    3. Agit8r
      well... when I worked at the County Courthouse Complex it was both sad and sureal

      but I'm not sure if that counts as "non-drug related"
    4. Agit8r
      redneck sureal count?
    5. gtally
      Share some weirdness with us, then!
    6. Agit8r
      well... when I did drafting work for a welding shop, I had to attend their safety meeting with the ironworkers. This one guy (who was definitely not my brother in law... and if he was, then only on his mother's side) was chewing chaw, and spitting it onto the concrete shop floor. By the time the meeting was finished, there was like a 1sq. ft. puddle :P. I wanted to raise my hand and ask if we should get a safety cone out to warn of a slip hazzard. o_0
    7. gtally
      I once had a boss who would backwash half his food into whatever he was drinking. You could see food particles floating around in his glass. Lunch meetings were always a joy...
    8. Agit8r
      lol. i have to go do something productive
    9. gtally
      Boo! Blow it off!
    10. Agit8r
      YICK! fence-post-hole-digging... BLECK!

      Meh!
    11. gtally
      And yard work awaits me, when the day cools down a bit. How many holes did you dig?
    12. gtally
      What? Where's the gnome?!?
    13. Agit8r
      Small but strong... he was needed at Work Camp
    14. gtally
      Awww... I miss him already. I think it was perfect for political discourse because it was a little bit infuriating and funny. I think the gnome really got under the skin of your opponents. Come on, bring 'em back!
    15. Agit8r
      there we go... oh, wait... DOH!

      dangit! that's Noam Chomsky again!
    16. gtally
      You killed him, didn't you? Broke his little gnome back at work camp. UMMMM! You're in trouble now! I'M GOING TO TELL!!!
    17. Agit8r
      just a moment...
    18. gtally
      Fashioning an alibi, are we?
    19. Agit8r
      There we go.... he's alive... see... yeah...
    20. gtally
      This is turning into the gnome version of "Weekend at Bernies."
    21. gtally
      Agit8r -- Now I just think you're propping up that poor dead gnome like a puppet.
  3. Stillthinking
    I can't get my brain together today.
    1. gtally
      Is it haywire?
    2. Stillthinking
      It needs Chinese food and vodka.

      At least the vodka part I can fix.
    3. gtally
      Then why not make a vodka-spiked stir fry?
    4. Stillthinking
      No, I think it's going to be a delivery night.
    5. gtally
      Straight up or in a mixed drink?
    6. Stillthinking
      Maybe the Chinese place will deliver some limes and 7-up.
    7. Agit8r
      you guys are making me "thirsty"
    8. gtally
      A cold beer does sound really good, right about now.
    9. Agit8r
      bastards!
    10. gtally
      Glug glug glug glug glug!

      Ahhhh...

      Thanks, ca, I needed that!
    11. cookingasshole
      @agit8r

      oh man this is SO good!

      To bad you cannot have any! Sucker.
    12. gtally
      On a hot summer day like today -- no kidding!
    13. cookingasshole
      does Flying Dog still exist? They stopped shipping up here.
    14. Stillthinking
      Maybe I will make a pineapple mango smoothie spiked with vodka.
    15. gtally
      Their web site is still up:

      www.flyingdogales.com/
  4. Agit8r
    maybe I need to go to the store...
    1. cookingasshole
      don't forget to bring a towel
    2. Agit8r
      in case the world ends?
    3. cookingasshole
      oh man I just finished my beer. It was SO good I might just get another.
    4. gtally
      Are you torturing Agit, enjoying a good beer or both?
    5. cookingasshole
      all of the above...but really I think I will just stick to one beer. It is only 2pm
    6. Agit8r
      hey i added some "weirdness" up there
    7. gtally
      A cool, crisp refreshing cold beer, condensation beading on the outside of the bottle, waiting to be poured into a icy, frosted mug straight from the freezer. MMMM-mmmm! I can almost taste it!
    8. cookingasshole
      oh holy Moses maybe I will get another...
  5. Stillthinking
    Just ordered Chinese food.
    1. gtally
      What's on the menu?
    2. Stillthinking
      scallion pancakes, empress shrimp, rice. Grubhub.com rocks. Not only can you order from hundreds of different restaurants, you don't even have to deal with the judgment of the Chinese guy on the other end rolling his eyes at you for ordering the same thing 4 weeks in a row.
    3. gtally
      If the food is good, I could live the judgment.
    4. cookingasshole
      yeah! F*ck that a**hole!
    5. Stillthinking
      This place is really good. I was really impressed because most Chinese delivery is just dreadful.
    6. gtally
      Yeah, who does this guy think he is, rolling his eyes?!? Does he want the business or not? (You are tipping, aren't you ST?)
    7. cookingasshole
      stiff him everytime!!
    8. gtally
      Or spit on the money you give him!
    9. Stillthinking
      Of course, I tip.

      It's just embarrassing when they pick up the phone, recognize your number on caller ID and say, "OK, empress shrimp and scallion pancakes. Good to go. We have your credit card on file from last time. See you soon."

      It's even worse when you realize you order the same thing on the same day every week.
    10. cookingasshole
      I would have no reservations about that...who cares what they think!
    11. gtally
      Yeah! Good is good and there's nothing wrong with a weekly tradition. You're over-thinking the scallion pancakes!
    12. Stillthinking
      Next time I am going to shock the sh*t out of them and order crab rangoon.

      I am a creature of habit. When I go for sushi, I order the tuna sashimi bento box with broiled mackeral.

      When I go for breakfast, it's scrambled eggs with chorizo and hashbrowns.
    13. gtally
      Gasp! You are just sick.
    14. Stillthinking
      I'm so predictable it's crazy.
    15. gtally
      The risk of ordering something new is that you'll be disappointed. When I find a restaurant dish I like, I usually just run with it. What's wrong with being happy with a dish you know you like?
    16. Stillthinking
      Oh, I am not afraid to try new foods. It's just that the stuff I like, I LIKE IT ALOT!
    17. gtally
      Heck yeah!
    18. Stillthinking
      No, it's heck to the yeah. (o_O)
  6. cookingasshole
    [bleep] to the [bleepedy] [bleep]
    1. gtally
      Yeah, to [bleep] with that mother-[bleepin] [bleep]! I mean, [BLEEEEEEP]!
  7. gtally
    I'm still left wondering about the OP to this thread -- what was an English hunting party doing in the middle of the Colorado Rockies?

    Pip pip tallyho!
    1. Stillthinking
      *shrugs*

      Did you take pictures?
    2. cookingasshole
      dramatic reenactment?
    3. gtally
      Still -- No! I was camera-less!

      ca -- There was no audience, so I don't think so. But who's pompous enough to conduct an English fox hunt, anyway?
  8. Stillthinking
    chinese = good
    1. gtally
      What's your fortune say?
    2. Stillthinking
      still eating. haven't gotten to it yet.
    3. gtally
      Well, how about now?
  9. Stillthinking
    It's like you're psychic. I just finished my last bite along with the episode of King of the Hill where the entire town of Arlen thinks Hank is a racist.
    1. gtally
      Of course I'm clairvoyant! That was a mystical bump to get the thread back to the top of the page.
    2. Stillthinking
      "you have a lively family"

      Well, that one was a dud. My family is a lot of things, lively is not one of them.
    3. gtally
      Maybe it meant your BC family. We're definitely lively, if a bit dysfunctional.
    4. Stillthinking
      "you have a yearning for perfection"

      Of course, who doesn't?
    5. gtally
      "The boards on a Sunday afternoon are deader than a doornail."

      I think I just got that one...
    6. Stillthinking
      "you will be singled out for promotion"

      or you will get laid off.
    7. gtally
      Maybe it means you join the Army.
    8. Stillthinking
      The cookies themselves taste different. They must have a different supplier with less wise fortune writers.
    9. gtally
      Yeah. Those certainly stank. Where is everybody? I think it's just you and me, at the moment. It's like a neutron bomb went off, or something!
    10. Stillthinking
      I'm sure CA is off making dinner for his family and everyone else is probably off having lives. How dare they!

      I am actually checking out myself. Now, that I have eaten, I am sleepy.
    11. gtally
      Meh. It's too hot to mow yet and I don't feel like doing anything else. Have a good nap.
  10. jafabrit
    It was 9pm and it was snowing gently downtown Cincinnati, and as we walked past an alley we saw a real elephant walking along the alley.
    Turns out it was in the show nearby, but it was unexpected and very strange.
    1. gtally
      That is really cool!

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