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Dementia Test - For all of us OLD people... GRIN
Posted by wagerwitch • 6/11/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: but weird, funny, gag, test
Below are four ( 4 ) questions and a bonus question.
You have to answer them instantly.
You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?
Let's find out just how clever you really are....
Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)
First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK ?
Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...? (scroll down)
Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?
You're not very good at this, are you?
Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only . Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30 .. Add another 1000 . Now add 20 ... Now add another 1000 Now add 10 . What is the total?
Scroll down for answer.....
Did you get 5000 ?
The correct answer is actually 4100.
If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right...
Maybe....
Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Did you Answer Nunu? NO! < /I>
Of course... it isn't!
Her name is Mary.
Read the question again!
Okay, now the bonus round:
A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.
Do you realize how stupid I felt after taking this test?
Sigh - as if I needed ANYMORE reason to feel stupid...
I figured I'd let you all feel the same way...
LMAO!
The 5000 one got me the WORST.
It just didn't figure in my head.
User Comments
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I got them all right because I read it on some ones blog the other day-
cheater... CHEATER... Neener neener --- yeah --- ok - so HOW did you do on this the other day?
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I got 2/4 plus the bonus
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I only got 2 of the questions right. Boy, what a dope!-
I'm telling you - I only caught the Mary's Father one...
And the second place one.
THe other two - I was DUHHH...
The bonus was interesting --- cause realistically I thought - hmmm how could the blind person make it into the store in the first place. LOL! -
Well, quite right too. They would just thunk into the door or something.
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I suck.
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We weren't talking about your sex life...
LMAO!
Don't feel bad - so do I...
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Wager is on fire tonight guys
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Oh, wrong thread. Sorry.
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Dementia has set in.-
LMAO - yup - that is EXACTLY how I felt.
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I got them all right.....the second time.-
LMAO - you goof.
Well we have someone who doesn't forget on the second reading - no dementia here -- DING DING DING... LMAO -
I probably wouldn't get them all right the third time.
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Me either.
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I got the adding one and the Mary one.-
You is smart - smarter than this dumbo... LOL!
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I am sooooooo mad @ myself,the adding one is the one that got me.-
That is the ONLY one - sheesh - I'm letting you do my homework from now on. LOL!
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oh geez...-
That is exactly how I felt when I read the answers.. LOL!
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i got almost all of them wrong! yikes : )-
Feel not bad - for I am with you! LOL!
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I got first one right only....
I am now getting depressed...-
Nah - you're doing better than half the people that take the test!
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I got question 2 and 3 wrong.-
LOL! Well - that is a shinning - 1 and 4 RIGHT!!!
You IS smart.
*GRIN*
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Just for your interest, dementia is a diganosis for chronic progressive cognitive decline more than 6 weeks duration involving more than 2 cortical areas with significant social dysfunction without an organic cause...
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LOL - well then - that's me...
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I got the third one wrong...but I only just woke up after 5 hours sleep so I don't feel too bad!
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Dudette - I'm telling you - that third one threw me for such a loop that I couldn't stand it - I double checked and triple checked my numbers. It was horrible.
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hahaha! tricksy maths...
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UH HUH...
Check it out:
Take 1000 and add 40 to it = 1040
Now add another 1000 = 2040
Now add 30 = 2070
Add another 1000 = 3070
Now add 20 = 3090
Now add another 1000 = 4090
Now add 10 = 5000
RIGHT? I mean RIGHT?
now
Say WHAT????
N0w looking at it this way:
1000
1000
1000
1000
40
30
20
10
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4100
I just can't figure out how it does that when doing it. -
I got the blind man one right, and that was all. And I'm 33. And just out of a psychiatric hospital. This does not bode well methinks...
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