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1. 

   5/10/08

   BennyGreenberg

   I can never get enough dumb blondes - jokes aside

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2. 

   5/10/08

   timethief

   Blonde jokes don't bother me and never have. Maybe that's because my hair is sort of dark blonde/ginger mix. On the other hand, they don't bother my sis either and she's platinum blonde.

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3. 

   5/10/08

   BennyGreenberg

   Now RedHead jokes - they bother me

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4. 

   5/10/08

   BennyGreenberg

   Or was it polish jokes - damn - always get the two confused

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5. 

   5/10/08

   myriadlife

   So are you Polish or Redhead or both? Could make for an interesting joke.

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6. 

   5/10/08

   BennyGreenberg

   Or neither - and I am sure it will make for a joke in poor taste

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7. 

   5/10/08

   myriadlife

   Not necessarily, could be funny and affectionate but can't think of one so never mind!

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8. 

   5/10/08

   Anniepooh

   Nope. I know better and let everyone else have their fun.

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9. 

   5/10/08

   DaneMorgan

   So there are these three blondes walking through the woods and the come across some tracks...
   
   Oh, wait... ummm... and they were really smart... ummm... well, no, it just isn't nearly as funny that way...

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10. 

    5/10/08

    casualinconcern

    I am a natural blonde, and blonde jokes don't bother me and never have. But, uh, maybe that's because everyone who knows me has only seen me as a brunette.

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11. 

    5/10/08

    crkian

    Try being Ginger

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    1. 

       5/10/08

       casualinconcern

       Are there jokes about redheads too? The only thing I can think of is "firecrotch" at the moment
12. 

    5/10/08

    stockhola

    So this blond walks into a bar... lol I am just messing most of the jokes I do not even find funny.

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    1. 

       5/10/08

       BennyGreenberg

       ouch - that must of hurt
13. 

    5/10/08

    Nomadic

    I am fed up with dumb jokes....I am not bothered about the colour or ethnicity of them.

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14. 

    5/10/08

    jojoblue

    I do not hear so much about blonde jokes. My mother-in-law is a pretty lady and she is very blonde.
    
    I wanted to color my hair blonde but since my skin color is tan, it would not fit me.

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15. 

    5/10/08

    offendedblogger

    A blonde, a rabbi and a priest all walk into a strip bar together...

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    1. 

       5/10/08

       Donlewis

       Hey! Quit insulting strip bars!
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       5/10/08

       offendedblogger

       Well, I almost said they walked into a gay bar but that would have been very offensive!!
16. 

    5/10/08

    BennyGreenberg

    You do remember - Nicole can smell strippers... wait is that a different thread?

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    1. 

       5/10/08

       offendedblogger

       Um, I am ashamed to admit it but now I have a weird urge to go find that thread if it does exist!
    2. 

       5/10/08

       ekim941

       Oh yeah, she sniffed strippers and said they smell like your dollar, Ben.
    3. 

       5/10/08

       BennyGreenberg

       Oh it exists... and she sniffs.. And she would know about my dollar(s)...
       
       Hey no - wait a minute...
    4. 

       5/10/08

       ekim941

       It was here:
       
       www.blogcatalog.com/discuss/entry/what-does-a-loser-smell-like
    5. 

       5/10/08

       timethief

       Yup Benny that was in another thread and ekim just retrieved it.
    6. 

       5/10/08

       ekim941

       Thanks TT, now I feel like Bens dog
17. 

    5/10/08

    Theresa111

    Blonde walks up to the information booth in a library and says: "I want to order a cheeseburger, fries and a coke. The librarian places her finger to her lips and gently says: "Shhhh." The blonde leans in and whispers: "I want a cheeseburger, fries and a coke."
    
    Happy Mother's Day! My blonde sister told me this joke.

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18. 

    5/10/08

    pointlessbanter

    what is the difference between a blond a bowling ball?
    
    you can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball

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    1. 

       5/10/08

       ender

       ba da bum bum ch
    2. 

       5/11/08

       Theresa111

       Ouch! No I'm not blond
    3. 

       5/11/08

       ekim941

       I'm a blond and Kevin has HUGE fingers, Ouch
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       5/11/08

       Theresa111

       Kevin needs to go and sit in the corner.
19. 

    5/10/08

    barryfromtexas

    A blonde, a brunette and a redhead walk into a bar... wait for 'chelle
    a b l o n d e, b r u n e t t e, a n d r e d - h e a d .. :))

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20. 

    5/10/08

    Unfettered

    So, if blondes are smarter, are bleach blondes a form of artificial intelligence?

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    1. 

       5/10/08

       Unfettered

       Or, alternately: www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEP7uti0PDw
    2. 

       5/10/08

       ender

       lol
    3. 

       5/11/08

       timethief

       @So, if blondes are smarter, are bleach blondes a form of artificial intelligence?
       Good one!
21. 

    5/11/08

    acousticguitarist

    no

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22. 

    5/11/08

    PetLvr

    .... but us blondes seem to be fair game for endless jokes and putdowns despite being statistically shown as brighter than people with differently coloured follicles ....
    
    Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything.
    14% of people know that.
    - Homer Simpson

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23. 

    5/11/08

    acousticguitarist

    My best friend is a blonde female...she is very clever and says blonde jokes

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24. 

    5/12/08

    myriadlife

    Ekim that's so rude! Get him to take them out of your ears. Blondes are supposed to have more fun.

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