Blog Catalog Discussion: Do you get fed up with dumb blonde jokes?

myriadlife on 'Do you get fed up with dumb blonde jokes?'

myriadlife — Mon, 12 May 2008 13:16:29 -0500

Ekim that's so rude! Get him to take them out of your ears. Blondes are supposed to have more fun.

Theresa111 on 'Do you get fed up with dumb blonde jokes?'

Theresa111 — Sun, 11 May 2008 20:11:03 -0500

Kevin needs to go and sit in the corner.

timethief on 'Do you get fed up with dumb blonde jokes?'

timethief — Sun, 11 May 2008 20:13:20 -0500

@So, if blondes are smarter, are bleach blondes a form of artificial intelligence?
Good one! :P

ekim941 on 'Do you get fed up with dumb blonde jokes?'

ekim941 — Sun, 11 May 2008 20:07:35 -0500

I'm a blond and Kevin has HUGE fingers, Ouch :)

Theresa111 on 'Do you get fed up with dumb blonde jokes?'

Theresa111 — Sun, 11 May 2008 20:04:48 -0500

Ouch! No I'm not blond :P

acousticguitarist on 'Do you get fed up with dumb blonde jokes?'

acousticguitarist — Sun, 11 May 2008 04:30:48 -0500

My best friend is a blonde female...she is very clever and says blonde jokes

PetLvr on 'Do you get fed up with dumb blonde jokes?'

PetLvr — Sun, 11 May 2008 03:53:46 -0500

.... but us blondes seem to be fair game for endless jokes and putdowns despite being statistically shown as brighter than people with differently coloured follicles ....

Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything.
14% of people know that.
- Homer Simpson

acousticguitarist on 'Do you get fed up with dumb blonde jokes?'

acousticguitarist — Sun, 11 May 2008 03:23:59 -0500

ender on 'Do you get fed up with dumb blonde jokes?'

ender — Sat, 10 May 2008 19:42:15 -0500

ba da bum bum ch

ender on 'Do you get fed up with dumb blonde jokes?'

ender — Sat, 10 May 2008 19:41:54 -0500

lol

Unfettered on 'Do you get fed up with dumb blonde jokes?'

Unfettered — Sat, 10 May 2008 19:39:51 -0500

Or, alternately: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEP7uti0PDw

Unfettered on 'Do you get fed up with dumb blonde jokes?'

Unfettered — Sat, 10 May 2008 19:24:24 -0500

So, if blondes are smarter, are bleach blondes a form of artificial intelligence?

barryfromtexas on 'Do you get fed up with dumb blonde jokes?'

barryfromtexas — Sat, 10 May 2008 19:20:15 -0500

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead walk into a bar... wait for 'chelle
a b l o n d e, b r u n e t t e, a n d r e d - h e a d .. :))

pointlessbanter on 'Do you get fed up with dumb blonde jokes?'

pointlessbanter — Sat, 10 May 2008 19:13:08 -0500

what is the difference between a blond a bowling ball?

you can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball

ekim941 on 'Do you get fed up with dumb blonde jokes?'

ekim941 — Sat, 10 May 2008 18:23:37 -0500

Thanks TT, now I feel like Bens dog :)

Theresa111 on 'Do you get fed up with dumb blonde jokes?'

Theresa111 — Sat, 10 May 2008 18:22:59 -0500

Blonde walks up to the information booth in a library and says: "I want to order a cheeseburger, fries and a coke. The librarian places her finger to her lips and gently says: "Shhhh." The blonde leans in and whispers: "I want a cheeseburger, fries and a coke."

Happy Mother's Day! My blonde sister told me this joke. :) :D

timethief on 'Do you get fed up with dumb blonde jokes?'

timethief — Sat, 10 May 2008 18:18:33 -0500

Yup Benny that was in another thread and ekim just retrieved it. :D

ekim941 on 'Do you get fed up with dumb blonde jokes?'

ekim941 — Sat, 10 May 2008 17:40:08 -0500

It was here:

http://www.blogcatalog.com/discuss/entry/what-does-a-loser-smell-like

BennyGreenberg on 'Do you get fed up with dumb blonde jokes?'

BennyGreenberg — Sat, 10 May 2008 17:36:23 -0500

Oh it exists... and she sniffs.. And she would know about my dollar(s)...

Hey no - wait a minute...

ekim941 on 'Do you get fed up with dumb blonde jokes?'

ekim941 — Sat, 10 May 2008 17:33:51 -0500

Oh yeah, she sniffed strippers and said they smell like your dollar, Ben.

offendedblogger on 'Do you get fed up with dumb blonde jokes?'

offendedblogger — Sat, 10 May 2008 17:33:11 -0500

Well, I almost said they walked into a gay bar but that would have been very offensive!!

offendedblogger on 'Do you get fed up with dumb blonde jokes?'

offendedblogger — Sat, 10 May 2008 17:32:38 -0500

Um, I am ashamed to admit it but now I have a weird urge to go find that thread if it does exist!

BennyGreenberg on 'Do you get fed up with dumb blonde jokes?'

BennyGreenberg — Sat, 10 May 2008 17:28:32 -0500

You do remember - Nicole can smell strippers... wait is that a different thread?

BennyGreenberg on 'Do you get fed up with dumb blonde jokes?'

BennyGreenberg — Sat, 10 May 2008 17:28:06 -0500

ouch - that must of hurt

Donlewis on 'Do you get fed up with dumb blonde jokes?'

Donlewis — Sat, 10 May 2008 17:27:19 -0500

Hey! Quit insulting strip bars!

offendedblogger on 'Do you get fed up with dumb blonde jokes?'

offendedblogger — Sat, 10 May 2008 17:08:12 -0500

A blonde, a rabbi and a priest all walk into a strip bar together... ;)

jojoblue on 'Do you get fed up with dumb blonde jokes?'

jojoblue — Sat, 10 May 2008 16:49:19 -0500

I do not hear so much about blonde jokes. My mother-in-law is a pretty lady and she is very blonde.

I wanted to color my hair blonde but since my skin color is tan, it would not fit me.

Nomadic on 'Do you get fed up with dumb blonde jokes?'

Nomadic — Sat, 10 May 2008 16:25:34 -0500

I am fed up with dumb jokes....I am not bothered about the colour or ethnicity of them.

stockhola on 'Do you get fed up with dumb blonde jokes?'

stockhola — Sat, 10 May 2008 16:19:27 -0500

So this blond walks into a bar... lol I am just messing most of the jokes I do not even find funny.

casualinconcern on 'Do you get fed up with dumb blonde jokes?'

casualinconcern — Sat, 10 May 2008 16:19:07 -0500

Are there jokes about redheads too? The only thing I can think of is "firecrotch" at the moment :P

crkian on 'Do you get fed up with dumb blonde jokes?'

crkian — Sat, 10 May 2008 16:16:17 -0500

Try being Ginger

casualinconcern on 'Do you get fed up with dumb blonde jokes?'

casualinconcern — Sat, 10 May 2008 16:12:18 -0500

I am a natural blonde, and blonde jokes don't bother me and never have. But, uh, maybe that's because everyone who knows me has only seen me as a brunette.

DaneMorgan on 'Do you get fed up with dumb blonde jokes?'

DaneMorgan — Sat, 10 May 2008 15:52:16 -0500

So there are these three blondes walking through the woods and the come across some tracks...

Oh, wait... ummm... and they were really smart... ummm... well, no, it just isn't nearly as funny that way...

Anniepooh on 'Do you get fed up with dumb blonde jokes?'

Anniepooh — Sat, 10 May 2008 15:51:51 -0500

Nope. I know better and let everyone else have their fun.

myriadlife on 'Do you get fed up with dumb blonde jokes?'

myriadlife — Sat, 10 May 2008 15:48:17 -0500

Not necessarily, could be funny and affectionate but can't think of one so never mind!

BennyGreenberg on 'Do you get fed up with dumb blonde jokes?'

BennyGreenberg — Sat, 10 May 2008 15:47:01 -0500

Or neither - and I am sure it will make for a joke in poor taste

myriadlife on 'Do you get fed up with dumb blonde jokes?'

myriadlife — Sat, 10 May 2008 15:45:13 -0500

So are you Polish or Redhead or both? Could make for an interesting joke.

BennyGreenberg on 'Do you get fed up with dumb blonde jokes?'

BennyGreenberg — Sat, 10 May 2008 15:43:51 -0500

Or was it polish jokes - damn - always get the two confused

BennyGreenberg on 'Do you get fed up with dumb blonde jokes?'

BennyGreenberg — Sat, 10 May 2008 15:43:37 -0500

Now RedHead jokes - they bother me

timethief on 'Do you get fed up with dumb blonde jokes?'

timethief — Sat, 10 May 2008 15:38:23 -0500

Blonde jokes don't bother me and never have. Maybe that's because my hair is sort of dark blonde/ginger mix. On the other hand, they don't bother my sis either and she's platinum blonde. :P