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I know I've made some enemies and friends, but what does everyone else think of me?

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  1. hatingtherain
    I totally like you.
    1. MrCheeseburger
      Yay! I like you too Rain.
  2. crpitt
    I think you symbolise everything that is wrong in the world.
    1. MrCheeseburger
      Is that a bad thing?
    2. crpitt
      depends
    3. MrCheeseburger
      Ah, my favorite answer in the world.
  3. Shiley
    Are you turkey or beef?
    1. MrCheeseburger
      Beef of course.
    2. Shiley
      Sorry then I don't like you. I'm allergic and you could send me to the hospital.
  4. jeremylong
    honestly, i like this avatar that you are using, cute!!!

    wonder who's behind it?
    guess the person must be absolutely likeable.

    (i love cheeseburgers, amongst all burgers ! lol )
  5. Friday13
    I'm scared of you.

    First, talking cheeseburgers. What's next? World domination?

    Scary, scary thing.
    1. hatingtherain
      cheese, he knows!!!!!
    2. MrCheeseburger
      :o Shhhhhhhhhh!
    3. Friday13
      I don't know nothin'!
    4. hatingtherain
      you'll have to get rid of him now.
    5. MrCheeseburger
      We need to have him whacked.
    6. MrCheeseburger
      Know any hitmen?
    7. Friday13
      *hides*
    8. hatingtherain
      no, but I can keep him chained in my basement (next to Keanu Reeves)
    9. MrCheeseburger
      Good idea, but what if the cops come?
    10. Friday13
      Oh, please! Not Keanu Reeves!
  6. KiefersCorner
    I have no clue who you are but i love to eat cheeseburgers if that helps?LOL
    1. MrCheeseburger
      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
    2. Friday13
      "YOU EAT THEM?!?!?!?!"
    3. MrCheeseburger
      THAT'S ABSOLUTELY HORRIFIC!!!!!
    4. Jeunelle
      especially to MrCheeseburger
      For what it's worth, I think you're friggin cool MrCheeseburger
    5. MrCheeseburger
      Don't you know that I'm trying to stop Cheeseburger genocide?
  7. busylizzy
    I like your avatar! It reminds me of the old McDonald's commercials with the Hamburgular, Grimace the big purple guy who liked shakes, and the French Fry Guys!
  8. KiefersCorner
    I used to eat 5 pounds of you guys daily, but have switched to chickens and turkeys for the most part. So don’t be afraid to peak out of that bun LOL
    1. MrCheeseburger
      Oh thank goodness. Eat more chicken.
  9. marktmarket
    ^ Mr. Cheeseburger is my new hero.
  10. MadMadMargo
    I love MCB and his cute little buns too. (you really ought to do something about those eyes though, you're freakin' me out - maybe Jeunelle could help.)
    1. MrCheeseburger
      Yay! Whats wrong with my eyes?

      6-1
    2. MadMadMargo
      Well, they're a little close-set - do you see double?
    3. MrCheeseburger
      Naw, I can see fine. But you're right, they are kind of close together...
  11. wehireu
    I'd like to peak under your buns. Do you have ketchup and mustard with lettuce and tomato on you Mr. Cheeseburger?
    1. MrCheeseburger
      Naughty you! Of course I do! I just made a rhyme! I wish I could do that all of the time!
  12. mongo22
    How could you not like MrCheeseburger? Now MrFishFilet can move along. Please hold the mayo.
  13. Empath
    I like you. I do...I confess...with extra mayo and cheese only and occasionally I'll have you with pickles (when I'm feeling adventuresome!)
  14. GusGITForestry
    Count me in ;-) Just the avatar can make burger haters smile :-D
    1. therealanon
      Since I am officially a burger (beef) hater, I'll confirm that you are correct.
  15. Arnous81
    I dont like you.I prefer my cheeseburgers without any eyes in them.Ewwww.
  16. drjay1966
    I believe that Mr. Cheesburger is the antichrist.

    As it says it the book of Revelations [Deluxe Edition: Extra Tracks]:
    "The antichrist will be a cheesburger. He shall call himself Mr. Cheesburger and shall cause great gnashing of teeth at Blog Catalog."
    1. Jeunelle
      ROFLMAO....Oh My Gawd
    2. MrCheeseburger
      You've read the book of cheeseburger!
  17. Theresa111
    I'm gonna order you next chance I get! Yummy
    1. MrCheeseburger
      NOOOOOOOOOO!!! DON'T EAT ME!!! I'LL DO ANYTHING!!!! I'LL DO YOUR LAUNDRY!!! GIVE YOU A BACKRUB!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!! PLEASE NO!
  18. dekadaye
    what did you do to make enemies?
    1. MrCheeseburger
      Oh, it's just timethief, she doesn't appreciate my humor very much. She even blocked me. I wasn't even sending her any messages, she was the one harassing me with forks and stuff, so I don't know what her problem is.
    2. hatingtherain
      haha! I do.
  19. Frankz0509
    It's the beast! THE BEAST!!
    *terrified citizens run in terror*

    Narrator-ic voice: And now, YOU TOO can horrify your neighbors, parents, siblings, and colleagues by buying the deluxe version of MrCheesburger! Only $50.99 on US, and 15 cents on Canada.

    First orders received within the next 15 minutes get extra cheese, bacon, lettuce, mustard, ketchup, BEEF, and buns.

    Limitedtimeoffer.Formoreinformation,pleasecontactMrcheeseburgerat18001cheeseburger.that's18001cheeseburger.

    I love you MrCheeseburger.
    1. MrCheeseburger
      Yay! I love the advertisement by the way!

      11-2
  20. TZY
    I love cheeseburgers, don't know about you though. We haven't met yet.
    1. MrCheeseburger
      Well let's take this chance to meet. I am Mr. Cheeseburger, who are you?
    2. TZY
      Hey Mr. Cheeseburger.. Call me Joy
      and I like cheeseburgers. Add that to your votes
  21. SweetViolet
    I love Mr. Cheeseburger, particularly when he is dressed in lettuce, onion, tomato, pickles, and a bit of Coleman's Hot English Mustard.
  22. maccallister
    i dont know u
    1. MrCheeseburger
      Well why don't you get to know me? I am Mr. Cheeseburger, who are you?
  23. maccallister
    hahaha but you sure looks delicious
    1. MrCheeseburger
      Why thank you. That's what most people say.
  24. Hangingonahyphen
    I think you are smart. I like you.
    1. MrCheeseburger
      Yay! Thank you very much!

      13-2
  25. ThriftShopRomantic
    I expect my cheeseburgers to be less insecure, so they don't have to ask if folks like them.

    I feel sorry for the cheeseburger.

    PS- Where are the pickles?
    1. MrCheeseburger
      I'm as secure as a Cheeseburger can be. All Cheeseburgers are this way. If you meet any that are full of themselves, that means that they're going to get eaten, or they're going to eat themselves.

      P.S. Of course I have pickles!
    2. ThriftShopRomantic
      Admittedly, you are the first cheeseburger who's agreed to chat with me. (Or who lasted that long.) So the insights into cheeseburger psyche are always appreciated.
  26. jackstcliveblog
    I am hungry now. Can I eat u? hehe
  27. jackstcliveblog
    But I am very very hungry...
    The burger shops are now closed, I wana order cheeseburger
    1. MrCheeseburger
      Don't eat cheeseburgers! Just think of how many lives you are damaging! All of the friends and family of that cheeseburger!
  28. COOLINGSTAR9
    I do but I like Misscheeseburger more.
    1. MrCheeseburger
      Sadly MrsCheeseburger isn't with us anymore.
  29. mongo22
    Dude, I think I ate you today. Wow, that sounds weird.
    1. MrCheeseburger
      You... you... ATE ME?!??! DOES THAT MEAN THAT I'M DEAD??!?!?
  30. mikeny07
    It makes me want to go to Mcdonalds and order some cheeseburgers. I had 3 I think last time. But I didn't eat them all at once. I think I only had 2 of them and saved the other one for later or the next day.
    1. MrCheeseburger
      You ate those poor helpless cheeseburgers?
  31. pointlessbanter
    If you are an In and Out burger I am a fan otherwise go screw yourself.
    1. MrCheeseburger
      In and Out burger?
  32. Arcticulates
    I like you... MrCheeseburger!
    Hey! I even got your name right this time!
  33. harleyblues
    I dont know ya Cheesy burger... like your piccie...

    you cause,high cholesteral, weight gain, and possibly a walking heart attack, if u are consumed on a daily basis.. which leads to a early death..
    1. MrCheeseburger
      Please, don't eat me...
  34. siralmo
    i like ze MCB
  35. Sylvia
    I like you soooo much I just wanna eat you all up
    1. MrCheeseburger
      I hope thats just a metaphor...

      I'll take that as a Yay! though.

      16-2
  36. MadMadMargo
    I especially do - with a side of onion rings.
    1. MrCheeseburger
      Sorry, but I left my onion rings in my other pants.
  37. ClickHere
    I could never eat you MrCheeseburger, that would be wrong. But if no-one was looking I'd lick the catchup off your buns. I like you that much!
  38. MrCheeseburger
    Well, it seems as though more people like me than dislike me.
    1. Friday13
      Who's #18?
    2. Friday13
      Oh, I see ...


      Still scared. Very scared.
    3. MrCheeseburger
      As you should be.
  39. creemos
    Some of your comments are hilarious... even if I don't have a clue what your talking about most of the time! LOL
    1. MrCheeseburger
      This ones random.

      RESURRECT!!!
  40. Shiley
    Oh, you're just fishing for compliments! And don't offer me fish either! That won't just land me in the hospital that'll kill me.
  41. lovesome1
    I should really actually stay as far away from you as possible, mainly because you help clog my arteries. But really, I can't help but love you...
  42. Agit8r
    Kind of like real cheeseburgers, I probably shouldn't. But it is a crack-up.
    1. MrCheeseburger
      I'll count that as a yay.

      20-3
  43. Floormodel
    I know some people don't like cheeseburgers on Fridays right now but not me. Who doesn't like a typing cheeseburger every once in a while.
  44. OneMuslim
    Do MrCheeseburger have an expire date? Everybody loves to eat you but I am a bit curious with this now. Holding but still no bite
    1. MrCheeseburger
      Everything has an expiration date.
  45. melindaville
    I love cheeseburgers. I used to be a vegetarian too!
  46. timethief
    I did not like you at first. It seemed to me that your posting pattern was frantic, frenetic and that you frequently, if not exclusively, entered threads just to made off-topic, irrelevant posts. I have now decided to make an effort to try and like you, while hoping that your bouts of hyperactivity will quell. How's that for honesty?
    1. MrCheeseburger
      That so nice. :'( You're going to make me cry.
      I will definitely try to quell my hyperactivity for you.

      23-3
    2. timethief
      This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship, or not.


      P.S. Let's use this opportunity to promote your group
      Come one - come all!
      Join the Cheeseburger Heads Group!
      www.blogcatalog.com/group/cheeseburger-heads
    3. Agit8r
      A little A1 sause might help the both of you out w/ that
  47. LynneaUrania
    Any cheeseburger with such big eyes can't be all bad. One vegetarian vote for the stinkin' cheeseburger.
  48. Stillthinking
    Are you made with organic and grass fed beef? Is your cheese made from hormone, antibiotic free milk? Is your bun whole grain?
    1. Agit8r
      Maybe "shmeat"?
    2. timethief
      @stillthinking
      We have sooooooo much in common.

      Addnedum:
      There are no fast food franchises where I live. We zoned against them and against big box stores as well. Yes, we do have organically raised grass fed beef, pork, etc. and antibiotic free milk and dairy products too.
    3. Stillthinking
      What is shmeat?
    4. LynneaUrania
      Those buns definitely do look like they are made with the standard enriched white or unbleached flour.

      But the sesame seeds are whole grain!
    5. Stillthinking
      Good eyesight! I didn't even see the sesame seeds. I love sesame seeds, especially toasted, mixed with rice and crumbled nori.
    6. LynneaUrania
      ST: Oooooh! That sounds good!
    7. Agit8r
      @Stillthinking

      video.aol.com/video-detail/the-colbert-report-world-of-nahlej-shmeat/382415...

      let me know if this is a good link--my dialup is too slow to tell
    8. Stillthinking
      Agit8r, so you're that guy. The last one in North American to still have dial up.

      By the way, shmeat, hilarious!
    9. Agit8r
      yes, Obama's 'universal broadband'; that's all on me.
  49. lemortedeben
    Even though I know you're bad for me...

    I still love you.

    Even though I occasionally cheat on you with turkey burgers and chicken sandwiches...

    I still love you.

    And even if I could bring myself to quit you...

    I would still always love you, and think back again and again to the wonderful meals we've shared...



    keep smiling,

    Ben
    www.peacefulprosperity.com/blog/
    1. MrCheeseburger
      Thats
      so
      touching
      *sob*
      25-3
  50. Agit8r
    Cheezy

    *rimshot*

    1. MrCheeseburger
      I am a cheeseburger
    2. Agit8r
      A strong sense of identity is an admirable quality
  51. alantru
    You certainly have a pair of pickles... What is your Beef Quality Grade?
    1. Agit8r
      That's what she said
  52. jflower36
    I've always been a chicken sandwich kind of gal...but you're still pretty cool.
    1. MrCheeseburger
      26-3

      Half-yay.
  53. robobob4077
    I hope the beef is not hiding under the pickles because it knows the chicken is not really chicken ,Its the new supper sandwich in town. jflower36 has my back you beef lovers. Deal with it!
    babyboomers.myblogshome.com
    1. MrCheeseburger
      Is that a yes?
  54. robobob4077
    Dont make me call Perdue to settle this!
  55. shadowmoon87
    Do you like coke or juice better?
    1. MrCheeseburger
      Dr. Pepper
    2. shadowmoon87
      Dr. Pepper?
      Than I'll have to think if I like you or not
    3. Agit8r
      we only carry coke products, so will Mr. Pibb do?
    4. MrCheeseburger
      It sure as hell not will do!
  56. Agit8r
    someone threw spam on MrCheesburger! yeck, pick that off before you eat it
    1. Stillthinking
      I had a spamburger once. It was nasty.

      My cat loves SPAM.
    2. Agit8r
      thats good cause theres a double-helping up there
    3. MrCheeseburger
      It has been picked off. Thank goodness. I would hate to be a spamburger
  57. irelandpropertypro
    So cheeseeeeeeeeeee!


    1. Agit8r
      I gotta get me one of them turtles
  58. robobob4077
    That sounds like double cheess spam burger, with a mountain dew
    1. MrCheeseburger
      Mountain Dew?!?! That will certainly not do! But for a spamburger it will.
    2. Agit8r
      we only carry Coke products, will Vault do?
    3. MrCheeseburger
      It sure as hell not will do!
    4. Agit8r
      don't make me put you back on the broiler!
    5. MrCheeseburger
      You wouldn't!!!
  59. Jeunelle
    OMG he's back. Hey MrCheeseburger
    How is life treating you?
  60. kiptip
    Excuse me, which way is the bathroom? =/

    Thanks!
  61. Xight
    Only if icanhazcheezburger.
    1. kiptip
      You want a havaaahavaaacheeezburger?

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