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Do you realise it is National Masturbation month?
Posted by onceafortnight • 5/16/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: humour, sexuality
angelalovell.blogspot.com/2009/05/mass-perturbation.html
Definitely not a nice, clean thread.
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I better start catching up-
Yep it's the 15th already!
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What is masturbation? ")-
I believe it is something to do with populating cities.
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I can't participate for fear of turning red.-
close your blinds and you won't have to worry
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no kidding, think I will have to get some more batteries lol-
Better get Duracells
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rechargeable would be better
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invite the everready bunny -
and earth friendly lol
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depends on what you feed him
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well I do have a rabbit lol
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Umm this is masturbation we are talking about not bestiality
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ummm google it onceafortnight you will see what i mean lol
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this is by far the greatest month long idea I have seen in years... no wonder everyone has been so friendly lately -
well it is a stress reliever
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definitely a reason for bloggers to unite. Why not list it at bloggersunite.org
It's receiving national press www.associatedcontent.com/article/227912/masturbateathon_celebrate_national...-
I second that!
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Yeah trouble is we're all too bloody busy blogging!
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and most women claim to multitask
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That's only things we DON'T enjoy!
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I saw a very populated city called Dallas once - had a girl named Debbie in it - I'm British - I was in awe!!!!
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They must have been doing it lots then.
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How do you masturbate..please indicate-
google it!
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there are so many ways... but which is best
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I just found out...but, as it turned out, I've been doing my part, anyway....-
Good on you
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we can count on drjay to fill the quota
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There's a quota - damn - it's as bad as being a cop!
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get with it onceafortnight ! we have standards of quality and measure to live up to here!
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humble apologies!
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Little Jimmy had become a real nuisance while the men tried to concentrate on their Saturday afternoon poker game. His father tried in every way he could to get Jimmy to occupy himself, but the youngster insisted on running back and forth behind the players and calling out the cards they held. The players became so annoyed that they threatened to quit the game. At this point, the boy's uncle stood up, took Jimmy by the hand, and led him out of the room.
The uncle returned in a short time without Jimmy and without comment, and the game resumed. For the balance of the afternoon, there was no trouble from Jimmy. After the game ended and the players were settling their wins and losses, one of the men asked Jimmy's uncle, "What in the world did you do to Jimmy?"
"Not much," the boy's uncle replied. "I told him how to j*&k off."
Boom, boom!
Googled! LOL-
Ahhh that's sweet.
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How do they measure effectiveness of this campaign? Do they expect homicides and divorce rates to go down?
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No maybe just condom sales
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You need condoms for masturbation?
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No silly that's the point!!!!
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Throw one off in a condom?
Where I come from that is called a posh w#nk!-
well, waste not want not.
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can you then recycle one condom? e.g. 1 condom for 34 masturbations
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I am not going there LOL
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chicken!!! cluck cluck
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Otherwise is this a once a fortnight thing for most humans?
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bloody hope not!
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Oncea -
I would get banned from BC if I went there - being banned from CNN is bad enough, I couldn't take BC - I like it here
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you were banned from CNN - isn't that like an awesome badge of honour?
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yeah agree.. there are many sensitive freaks out there who jumps at the slightest issue...
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CNN= Criminals News Networks
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Absolutely concur - mass brainwashing at its best
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sorry about that but Anderson is such a stickler lol
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Badge of honour for me - takes a bit of traffic away from the ol' blog though LOL
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oh well we all still love ya
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Why is it recognized for a month ..?? People do this ALL year round. It's not seasonal -
Well I guess it's just celebrated for a month - kinda like if we can get more people convinced that this is a great idea and they try it for a month maybe we can reduce the world population and end hunger!
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I agree with reducing the population, however .. I think people may eat more .. you know "afterwards". Cigarette sales will go up too!
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Oh shit so we are still going to have a food crisis. Damn it I so wanted to solve all the world's problems.
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well your off to a good start, don't let me discourage ya!
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OK I'll re-focus!
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Sorry it took so long to type this out...
One handed typing and all.-
lol wagerwitch, right or leftie?
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Achieving peace, hand over fist? -
That would be you Fri...
I dun need no fist action. Sorry - but I ain't that kinda gal. LOL! -
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I'm not sure that we want certain people to have an extended invitation to be a bunch of wankers. -
Huh, I had no idea it was National Masturbation month, so thanx for bringing that news to my attention. Not sure how I missed hearing about it before; guess I was to busy doing "something else" to even keep up with the news to begin with. LOL ;-)
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Do they give out awards or anything? -
might be a good reason to necropost my "Self Gratifying Favorites" thread
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LMAO!!! -
Copyrights over what ??? lol -
Do you realise it is National Masturbation month?
Yes and you all are gonna go blind (just kidding) -
I (and my 20/20 vision) are proof positive that that is bogus
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Of course it's not true, that's why I said I was just kidding.
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now i feel like a jerk...
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hahaha just remember don't shake hands and don't rub your eyes after either, could you could pass something to your eyes that can make you go blind...Oh Lord
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why not? they nice and soft
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Yup remind me to NEVER shake your hands.
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I use the left... good grief!
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bwwwaaahahhhhhh
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no, really. the right is too callusy
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Yup I bet and clammy too
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no! people with a clammy handshake use their right
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Yup that's what I said
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Damn! I thought it was last month. Now I'm too sore to contribute.-
rub some dirt on it!
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On what!
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whatever ails you o_0
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Rub? Ouch!
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Joycellyn Elders should be the Patron Saint of Masturbators
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Spammy Spammerton!
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I think I'll call my local politician and ask him why this is not on the calendar ..
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John Boehner?
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that IS him ... hmm , you gnomes know everything I tells ya
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I was just being punny 0_o
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of course you were
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too many people with too much time to think up these things -
I thought *every* month was Masturbation Month. ~shrugs~-
I thought every day......
Wait, no, what? I don't do it
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One handed or two? -
I once got a crank call years ago (this was before caller id) who asked me how many fingers do I use? I responded all 12 of course I never heard from him ever again. bwaaaahhhhhh
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Was his name Jack Mihoff? -
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that's awsome
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You lot are just nuts! -
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Haha, found a new excuse now. -
I may not be able to celebrate. My viagra prescription has run out. -
How often do you do it? www.youpolls.com/details.asp?pid=5347
Check out the poll results; pretty interesting. What's better is that the article ties # of times one masturbates to intelligence. Now, that's WIN-WIN!-
Well now that would explain my intelligence
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stop people stop promoting masturbation-it'll make you blind!!! im trying to save your eyesight!-
You ever heard of goggles?
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google?
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@TonyB
Thank you for being so laid back!
We all thank you!!! -
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P.S.: I hope BC comes with a Delete button here; Cuz I really had to report My own prior comment as spam/offensive so it gets deleted (I had to do the same thing on one another thread) in order to edit it a bit & I'm Absolutely Not Feeling Good About It!
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I support saving peoples prostate glands... -
Interesting..LOL.. yep, too much causes brain damage.
Do it with tantric sex
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