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   4/06/08

   ender

   i think you just made god scream. i swear i heard it.

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      4/06/08

      clioandme

      Made a few bloggers scream too.
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      4/06/08

      musampa

      really?
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   4/06/08

   globalgirl

   Interesting analogy.

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   4/06/08

   musampa

   I think after some years we will have chance to see online Bibles blog supported by priests.

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      4/06/08

      clioandme

      I think you're confusing genres here. The Bible already exists. You might be talking about commentary. And there are already plenty of electronic versions of the Bible out there. Believers have not been slow in this area of technology.
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   4/06/08

   xtremer

   the next which question is, which platform does He use? .... lol ... God must be having a hearty laugh

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   4/06/08

   wehireu

   Open Source, god can assemble anything in the land of blogging.

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      4/06/08

      ender

      yeah, we already know that satan uses microsoft frontpage
6. 

   4/06/08

   musampa

   Did Judas Iscariot really hack Bible blog?

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7. 

   4/06/08

   ender

   step away from the 'shrooms.

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      4/06/08

      clioandme

      Oh my. Now this thread is starting to make sense.
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   4/06/08

   crkian

   This thread needs nailing up

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      4/06/08

      ender

      you are REALLY testing my ability to walk away without being really offensive, chris! lol
      
      nail ... /me bites my tongue and clicks away now
   2. 

      4/06/08

      crkian

      I did mean to a board or a shed
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      4/06/08

      ender

      you didn't mean to a pole?
9. 

   4/06/08

   xtremer

   hehe, you mean to the discussion board?

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      4/06/08

      musampa

      why not?
10. 

    4/06/08

    JohnLockwood

    No, I don't think so. Not even blogs contain that much fanciful bullshit.

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    4/06/08

    Manictastic

    icanseezyou.he

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    1. 

       4/06/08

       clioandme

       Is God channelling through a student in Belgium?
    2. 

       4/06/08

       Manictastic

       Well we do have a town called Nazareth here, so perhaps lol
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    4/06/08

    F430spiderv8

    hm. maybe it is, but i think its got a lot of incosistancies in the blog then

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    4/06/08

    musampa

    Does God use Blogspot or Wordpress?
    
    or just heaven?

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       4/06/08

       ender

       apparently paper ....
    2. 

       4/06/08

       clioandme

       I think in Christian theology it was the Holy Spirit.
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    4/06/08

    tamalds

    The url of that site would be "1" because god is one and only. alexa and google rank would be INFINITY for the site and the content would be the thing what you would like to read about, weird hah?

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    1. 

       4/06/08

       musampa

       are you serious?
    2. 

       4/06/08

       ender

       but 0 comes before 1.
       
       come to think of it, -1 comes before 1 ...
       
       hmmm
    3. 

       4/06/08

       musampa

       Does your Math teacher still alive?
    4. 

       4/06/08

       ender

       Does your English teacher still alive?
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    4/06/08

    TonyB

    Im dyxlexic and my Dog has a blog

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    1. 

       4/06/08

       ender

       nice puppy!
    2. 

       4/06/08

       TonyB

       just don't get too close
    3. 

       4/06/08

       ender

       i watch the dog whisperer religiously. i'll take ya down!
    4. 

       4/06/08

       TonyB

       The sssssssshhhhhhh works wonders. Rocky attacks me when the dog whisperer is on.
    5. 

       4/06/08

       ender

       lol - i know! our male dog gets mad when that show is on. and he completely attempts to ignore "bitey hand." which, of course, means he stops the bad behaviour as well.
    6. 

       4/06/08

       TonyB

       bitey hand? LOL No male is going to listen to "bitey hand". It needs to be more like get the "Ph...away from hand"
    7. 

       4/06/08

       ender

       naw, that's why ceasar called it "bitey hand." i "bite" scraps with my hand in a kind of claw shape and put him on his side. nothing rough, just letting him know who is the boss. works a charm.
    8. 

       4/06/08

       TonyB

       as you GENTLY choke him, right?
    9. 

       4/06/08

       ender

       nope, not even the throat. base of the skull. no choking necessary. chills him right out.
    10. 

        4/06/08

        TonyB

        base of skull on neck muscle?
    11. 

        4/06/08

        ender

        yep - pretty effective.
    12. 

        4/06/08

        TonyB

        Why do you think I keep trying to paw it? Does you dog have the same symptom
        ?
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    4/06/08

    acousticguitarist

    I do have a blog yes. I am God.
    
    Sat Chit Ananda Swarupa

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       4/06/08

       ender

       thou art god, do you grok me?
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       4/08/08

       friedclyde

       its the choices we make that makes us who we are, Gods and Devils. So yes God blogs.
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    4/06/08

    musampa

    God or Dog?

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       4/06/08

       acousticguitarist

       God in a panda suit
       not a dog in panda suit
18. 

    4/06/08

    offendedblogger

    As if God has time to blog, he is too busy reading mine!

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       4/06/08

       musampa

       LOL
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       4/06/08

       offendedblogger

       Yes, and LOL'ing at it too.
       
       I just posted my latest church sign offensives and I know he especially loves those.
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    4/06/08

    Donlewis

    Our Offended Blogger,
    Who art in Idaho,
    Tacos be thy food.

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       4/06/08

       offendedblogger

       Ah, winning me over with poetry now?
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    4/06/08

    Donlewis

    Na, you should really feel the brunt of my poetry. I got my wife with a poem.

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       4/06/08

       offendedblogger

       Hey, I could be had for a dirty limerick. I'm easy that way.
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       4/06/08

       Donlewis

       There once was a blogger from Idaho,
       who always complained of the snow.
       She'd whine and opine
       Then drink up and dine,
       ha hmm, but never say no.
       
       (I don't want to get banned.)
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       4/06/08

       offendedblogger

       Hehehe, I love it!
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    4/06/08

    voodooKobra

    God's Blog: Error 404 - Not Found.

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       4/06/08

       TonyB

       LOL now that's funny. Is there a photo of a dinosaur?
    2. 

       4/06/08

       acousticguitarist

       that is so funny
       
       wrong address...try the eyebrows
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       4/06/08

       offendedblogger

       Hehe but dinosaurs are the biggest fraud perpetrated upon the human race!!!
       
       Didn't you get the memo?
    4. 

       4/06/08

       TonyB

       offended, I didnt get the memo nor crab cakes. Perhaps those cakes were a fraud perpetrated on our salivary glands
    5. 

       4/06/08

       offendedblogger

       Perhaps, OR they were just sooo incredibly delicious that I wouldn't share them with my own sweet granny (if I had one).
    6. 

       4/06/08

       clioandme

       Come off it Chelle! I've seen Fred Flintstone. You can't tell me dinosaurs aren't real. I mean, how can you deny the existence of the dinosaur fast food I saw him order?
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       4/06/08

       offendedblogger

       Argh, I suppose you honestly believe Mr. Slate never gave George Jetson a raise, too.
       
       People are so gullible!!
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    4/06/08

    clioandme

    If God doesn't have a blog or if we can't access it, I blame it on the New World Order that is robbing us of our ability to see clearly. www.blogcatalog.com/discuss/entry/is-global-warming-a-hoax#comment_304994
    
    (Oh, and I don't mean a word of this.)

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       4/06/08

       offendedblogger

       Mark, everyone knows that the NWO is the one who came up with the dinosaur fraud during that first meeting at Bohemian Grove.
       
       Don't mock them, they are watching us.
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       4/06/08

       clioandme

       Oh, well if everyone knows that . . .
       
       
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    4/06/08

    musampa

    STOP abusing name of GOD for your blogs traffic

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       4/06/08

       offendedblogger

       Hmm.. define abuse.
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       4/06/08

       musampa

       Only GOD knows what Jesus really said
24. 

    4/06/08

    flamingpoodle

    The Bible is a blog of God
    But in India they found it too odd
    The Bhagavad Gita
    is certainly sweeter
    But it's more blog and more than one god

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25. 

    4/06/08

    sayeeth

    Everyone knows God doesn't have a blog. He uses the proverbial big blackboard and yes, a white chalk and a chalk duster.

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26. 

    4/08/08

    sephiroth2483

    Yes he does, he's probably adding all of us in his friends list but only a few respond to it

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    4/08/08

    midnightgardener

    First...it was Mr. Spacely who never gave George Jetson a raise...you're getting your ends of the cartoon space-time continuum confused.
    
    Second, if the Bible is God's blog, why isn't he keeping it updated...and why'd he let all those ghost writers muck it up with different versions of the story?

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       4/08/08

       TheBigRuski

       He updates it when we read it!
       
       Why? Because the Bible is multi-dimensional...
       
       khouse.org/6640/BP019/
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       4/08/08

       TheBigRuski

       BTW...the versions are not different! They tell of the same thing!
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       4/08/08

       daniel23

       the historical details are different and sometimes contradictory.
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    4/08/08

    TheBigRuski

    With guest bloggers!

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29. 

    4/08/08

    daniel23

    I just had a brilliant idea for a joke blog...
    
    "Got up, fagged out from listening to Billy Graham blather on. Had cornflakes. Ur... Ann Coulter wants me to smite some heathens. Bollocks anyway."

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    1. 

       4/08/08

       veryheaven

       god vvill soon teach you a lesson. stop offending innocent contributers in discussions. learn knigge! *
       i haven´t noticed any brilliancy of your performance yet.
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       4/08/08

       daniel23

       knigge?
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    4/08/08

    veryheaven

    dear,
    novv god has achieved to vvrite through your hands - your question here is the ansvver: god has his first thread in blogcatalog. many more to come, i guess :-)
    *
    svveet greetings from my veryheaven TO ALL OF YOU
    :-)

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       4/08/08

       daniel23

       God should teach you English.
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       4/08/08

       urikalish
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    4/08/08

    pamelabaker

    Well daniel123, there are nonchristian historical accounts that back up the Bible I am surprised that you are not familiar with any. One of these would be the writings of Josephus.

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       4/08/08

       daniel23

       I am. I'm not denying the historical reality of parts of the Bible. It just isn't ALL true.
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       4/08/08

       flamingpoodle

       Like the Origin of the Species?
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    4/08/08

    Sylvia

    To be honest with you all
    It was God who first told me to start a blog.

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    1. 

       4/10/08

       TheBigRuski

       Voted the #1 answer!
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       4/10/08

       flamingpoodle

       She told me too!
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    4/10/08

    musampa

    Does God update blog?

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    1. 

       4/10/08

       daniel23

       Apparently not. Tho Christian religious leaders obviously disagree. Look at the Mormons -- monogamy one day, no-no the next. Either god is very fickle or...
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    4/10/08

    Theresa111

    We are each of us His blogs.

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    4/10/08

    WilDip

    Yes. GD blogs here:
    
    news.aol.com/newsbloggers/bloggers/dinesh-dsouza/

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    4/10/08

    rightcommentary

    If the Bible is a blog... then where is the written commentary...
    
    Plus - I'd say its a pretty static blog... seeing as HE hasn't made a posting in over 1900 years...

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    4/10/08

    timethief

    Ha! ha! ha! You're a joker, for sure.
    We all know that Gob did not write a single word of the ancient writing referred to as scripture in the compilation of books that comprise the single bound volume known as the Bible.

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    4/10/08

    MarkPogue

    The Judeo Christian God is not the only god for all theists. Nor did the Judeo Christian God author the Bible or Torah.
    
    Humans created religious books.

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    4/28/09

    musampa

    Is god still blogging?

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40. 

    4/29/09

    drjay1966

    My blog is the actual word of God...but don't tell anybody that...

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41. 

    5/03/09

    musampa

    Blog vs God
    In my country few years ago Church considered internet as the devil

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       5/03/09

       86john

       Internet can be used by the devil to control you. However, if you are holly enough, you can use the Internet to attack demon back. You can preach gospel using the Internet. Depends on how you use it. If you use the Internet to do things like adultery, steal, hack, attack God, and so on, you have been controlled by the devil without your knowledge.
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    5/03/09

    86john

    God does not has blog. But He has a "recorder" to record all things that you have done in your life so that He can show your life to you at the judgment day. Whatever sins you've committed will be recorded and there is no way for you to deny it.

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