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Does God have an Internet?

Posted by onlinedoctor • 4/09/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: blogging, God, hits, page views, spiritual

There is now a crossing over of the virtual to the physical. Blogging translates to fame and money. Is there a crossing over to the spiritual? Do we get hits and page views as well?

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4/09/09

rajendradhakal

he has supreme power not the internet

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4/09/09

morgantj

Does he have the internet? He created it! He is in it. Hits and page views can be determined by counting how many prayers get answered and how many don't.

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1. 4/09/09
  
  legbamel
  
  I thought it was Al Gore.
4/09/09

samureyed

Yes, but hes still on dial up so he doesn't use it much.

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4/09/09

lingoslinger

God's analogue... not digital

If he was, wouldn't he be on Twitter???

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4/09/09

mwaybob

I bet he has at least 1gbps

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4/09/09

voodooKobra

Only if you square him so he's no longer imaginary.

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1. 4/09/09
  
  samureyed
  
  BLASPHEMY! you just made an angel lose its wings.
2. 4/09/09
  
  voodooKobra
  
  Hahaha. There is no god. I deny the holy spirit. Jesus was nothing more than a man.
4/09/09

FatX

The answer is in the Internet Bible, written by men inspired by the Internet God.

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4/09/09

create823

now let's see now..he makes contact with the hemisphere...he know what being said before it written...he gave man a mechanical website in his brain to operate..build a computer..lightning ..to control the skies electricity..connects 2 current power...i give you..the internet..
was forth coming...the plan modified...amen..Create

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4/09/09

deoangel

...Let me see...I have to pray about it

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6 days ago

TheCrazyhorse

He owns everything in the universe including internet. It is more than internet.

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6 days ago

drjalee52

God is everything and everywhere. He has all the power, presence and knowledge. Therefore one must be mindful ones actions.

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5 days ago

footiam

Most probably, how else would he plan our lives?

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5 days ago

himalayantravels

hai guy, god does not need internet. he has supreme power which can lead over mentality of whole people over world not only need internet, how is it??

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