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Dogs are for the weak-minded
Posted by jeremyjanson • 21 days ago • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: iq, weak-mindedness
I have come to the conclusion that dogs are for people too weak-minded and weak-willed to appreciate the benefits of owning wolves and moutain lions:
1) It's just plain bad-***!
2) They're smarter.
3) They know how to take care of themselves.
4) They'll lower the property values of your neighborhood, allowing you to buy neighboring land on the cheap. Best of all, if you ever decide to sell your house, the property values will go back up!
5) They're awesome and pretty.
Now it is true that mountain lions do occasionally eat humans, but this is only a problem if you are too weak-minded to know how to keep them properly. Otherwise, it is actually a good thing, because if anyone ever tries to steal from your house or break in to your property you get all the protective qualities of a good .45 caliber rifle without any of the accompanying paperwork as your mountain lion will dispose of any conclusive evidence that someone was in your house to begin with. Thus, weak-minded.
Further, it is also true that you will never have to pay for a kennel again, as when you are out of town, the wolf or mountain lion can hunt for its' own food. Best of all, if you have your mountain lion sit shotgun in your car, you will be able to get all sorts of free stuff (burgers, drinks, money) from fast food restaurants! And if your mountain lion sleeps with you, purring and letting you scratch it's bad-*** back, you can always tell someone that you've slept with a cougar!
User Comments
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wuf wuf-
bark bark
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I prefer cats myself all kinds and sizes..but you fail to put in how expensive big cats and wolves are to feed..and from reading your blog..you sound like a weak minded bully who doesn't like people..IE neighbors...only my opinion..-
How the heck did you get that from my blog? Threatening to kill people with cougars on BC, fine, I'll give you that, but I don't think I've ever threatened someone on my blog... The only people I've given a hard time are the ones who decided to troll or open with personal attacks and that's because I consider it better to fight it out then to delete comments as that way the person can justify themselves and you don't stifle people. It also helps people know exactly what they did.
Say what you will about my mind, but I'm really pretty friendly. And in any case, presumably you will be able to feed your big cats and wolves by the lower property taxes you'll pay after property values drop!
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Wooohooo where do I sign up?-
I'm starting a cougar and wolf adoption network for all the homeless cougars and wolves. I'll give you the URL as soon as the Police Department approves it.
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My little dogs are going to kick your butt. I will have to get them a ladder to get there but they will. I will give them big bottles of nair too while they are at it.
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NO WAY ASH KETCHAM!!!!!!
COUGAR! ATTTTTACCCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!! (Japanese Anime music plays) -
haha no joke a man that buy pigs from us killed on in the city/surburbs a few weeks ago. It killed two dogs, one pig and store up three more pigs. He shot it with a 22 three times. The gam warden and the state trooper helped him track it. His son is mentally challenged and we were thankfull he wasnt out side when it came in over the chain link fence.
But now my dog will get you. I have two poms and a pyrenesse and he will take you courgar down. He kills racoons, cyotese and all here. -
@amybyrd: MY COUGAR IS RESILIENT AND FAST, AND HE CAN SMELL NAIR FOR MILES! HE ALSO IS TRAINED ON AVOIDING GUNSHOTS! PREPARE TO DIE ASH!
Yes, cougars can even be killed with your bare hands sometimes. Their bones are very fragile. BUT MINES FAST AND AGILE AND DISCIPLINED! -
Ooops
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I like kitties.-
KITTIES???? WHERE'S YOUR PRIDE MAN?????
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Dog meat tastes terrible, I'm sorry, I'm a kitty man.
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Oh I get it! LOL!
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Duhhhhhh
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Holly, looking good. Nice avatar. Got a bigger photo?
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On my blog go to the family tab and u can see the pic close up....
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Ooooh, I saw, is that you? Really pretty. Send me more photos... private ones.
Nah, I'm kidding, but post more pretty photos. -
I hope ur kiddin...shoot I should start charging for my pics...what if I posted an ugly pic of myself with no makeup and my hair in a pony,bc that's how I am most of the time....
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Oh, honey, we never look as good as we do when we're outside. I get dressed all fancy for wal*mart.
People look at me and they're like, 'why's that guy dressed all fancy for wal*mart,' and I'm like 'what eva!'
But I would definently pay for photos of you. Do you accept mastercard? -
Teeehehe ur funny and cute,haha what evaaaaa I like that to I'm gonna have to steal it from ya,haha
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I like you too. But if you steal 'what eva,' from me, I'll have to kill you.
And as I aim my gun at you, you'll be all like 'what eva!'
So, how much are you charging for photos? By the way, you shouldn't worry about your looks, women will never be free from the opression of men until they stop wearing makeup and caring what men think of them. But just in case you don't care about how sexist men are towards women, try wearing more mascara on the top of your eyes, that always turns me on. I do it all the time. -
@RTA: My cougars like eating guys who wear makeup. They'll come from miles around to fulfill the dirty deed.
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Hmmmm where are u from? And considaaa what evaaaa stolen,and nope I had on just enough mascara,I'm not trying to be tammy faye...I got this!
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I'll have you know plenty of men wear makeup. You are a sexist Jeramy, and are no longer invited to have a spritzer with me.
Steven Tyler wears makeup! Why don't you kill him? HUH? Jesus wore foundation when he had a zit, is that a sin to you, Jeramy? Besides, eyeliner makes my eyes look bigger, right, Holly? -
Alright, Holly, your makeup is perfect, I'm from Langley Falls, Virginia, you?
FYI, too much mascara does make you look emo. Damn emos. -
@RTA: It's not sinful. I'm not responsible for the conduct of my cats. Why I told the Animal Control people that just last week as they were dragged off to the trees for consumption!
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Were the animal control people wearing makeup?
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Holly, Jeramy, I have to go now, Fish is bugging me to let him use my computer. Talk to me anytime! I'm online daily!
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@RTA: No but I said something and mysteriously they didn't like the Animal Control People anymore...
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Actually eyeliner makes the eye look smaller,but more pronounced...if u want ur eyes to look bigger u just wear it on one side,but then you need the right matte to pull it off to make sad pouty puppy dog eyes,but .....nevermind I could go on all day bout make up
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I probably wouldn't want any of the animals, unless they can feed and water themselves. I'm tired of taking care of all the animals that my kids swore they'd do. -
Yup...know that feeling to,except it's the other way around haha
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Are you that ignorant??where did you get kill people from..I Have a blog about stupid people in the U.S....you'd fit right in...all I said was that you're a bully and very arrogant..you must need an ego boost..IE your large cats and your wolves...BTW I can't stand ignorant people..I.E. STUPID PEOPLE....oh and BTW i'm responsible and I pay my property taxes..so I don't need vicious animals to attack people instead of being responsible and doing the right thing..I also can't stand bullies...TATA for now
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