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Dumb questions
Posted by silveraden • 1/03/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
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Post a dumb question you ever heard... and the answer of course...
Example...
Is sexual harassment at work-is is a problem for the self-employed?
LOL.. of course not.. you are your employer and you don't have co-workers, who's gonna harass you?
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What's the difference between an orange? -
I'm sure everyone has posted a dumb question before... I'm sure everyone has heard a dumb question before. Usually from a new person who doesn't know any better, or from a person who doesn't think before they speak. (or doesn't use the search feature on a particular site)
Where's this question going is my question. The answer is obvious, so is this, in fact, a dumb question?
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Are those real?
Answer: No, I stuffed two grapefruits and a change of clothes in there just in case I need a snack or a change of clothes.-
LMAO!!!
I like that answer
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Q; "What's the holiday this Monday? Is it Good Friday?"
A; "Um, noooooooooo...It's Presidents' Day."-
You are too nice!
I would have to mess with people on that.
No it's black friday what are you going to buy me for xmas?
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I am working as verizon dsl tech support and everyday I received dumb questions from customer...
I said "Sir, please turn off your computer"
Customer said "Oh, how do I do that"... -
Why are unicorns hollow?
What is the smell of hope?
What is the color of abstraction?
^- All three taken from The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins. -
Telephone rings
Me: Hi
Caller: Hi, are you awake?
Me: Yes I think I am awake unless I have a weird sleeping disorder that allows me to answer while sleeping.
This annoys the ish out of me when it happens. A lot of people do this and I'm not sure why.-
hahaha I hate those!
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Do people deserve rights?(unlike here in the usa)?
www.blogcatalog.com/discuss/entry/do-people-deserve-rightsunlike-here-in-th...-
that was a great answer Siralmo
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We are moving and we have Uhaul in our drive way
Neighbor: "oh, are you moving?
ME: "Nope, were just giving away everything in our house"
well I didn't actually say it to her, but I was thinkin it. -
Q How do you kill a blue elephant?
A Shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
Q How do you kill a purple elephant?
A Choke it until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
^ - Stupid joke, thanks to the vlogbrothers-
Dang! I was using the red gun
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I got them all the time when I was a preschool teacher. I usually told the kids I was baking a cherry pie.-
@Frankz0509...making a cream pie
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@Frank0509 LOL! I have an 8 year old and he'll think that is the funniest thing he's every heard. Thanks.-
Really? At least some people know how to APPRECIATE.
@busylizzy - so, instead of baking cherry pie, what WERE you doing?
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I was a lifeguard, but some blue kid got me fired. (Can't recall who said that.) -
I was a lifeguard, but some blue kid got me fired. (Can't recall who said that.)
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here are some very intresting questions
If you run backwards will you gain weight?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to buy her friends?
What happens when you get scared half-to-death twice?
Can a blind person feel blue?
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I love it when people call the house phone and ask "where are you?". Ummm HELLO I'm at home!-
Yes! I totally hear you on that!
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I read these some where:
-Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
PARIS HILTON: Huh?
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
BUDDHA: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.
THE BIBLE:
And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken, “Thou shalt cross the road.” And the chicken crossed the road and there was much rejoicing.
BILL O’ REILLY: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
HILLARY CLINTON:
I’m glad my staff asked you to ask me that question. I chaired the senate chicken investigation which sought to determine exactly why this is happening and what we can do to stop it. I have a great deal of experience with chickens. I’m also very very likable and nice, isn’t that right Mom?
DARWIN:
Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads.
EINSTEIN:
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken is a matter of relativity.
RALPH WALDO EMERSON: The chicken did not cross the road. It transcended it.
JERRY FALWELL:
Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t it obvious? Can’t you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the “other side.” That’s what “they” call it: the “other side.” Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like “the other side.” That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It’s as plain and simple as that.
FREUD:
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES:
I have just released the new Chicken Visa , which will not only cross roads, but will also lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook; and compete with Apple’s Smooth Eagle.
GRANDPA:
In my day, we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain. Alone.
MARTIN LUTHER KING JR.:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
MACHIAVELLI:
The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
KARL MARX:It was a historical inevitability.
PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH
Finally, a question about something I know about. Down at the ranch in West Texas, we used to hunt chickens and they’d run across the road, where my brother would run over them with a truck. That’s what you call resourcingfulness, and I’m full of it.
JERRY SEINFELD:
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn’t anyone ever think to ask, “What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway? What is wrong with that chicken?
DR. SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road but why it crossed, I’ve not been told.
Courtesy of: Innocent English.com -
I am asked this question everytime i have my hair cut:
"Did u have a hair cut?"
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If find people asking me if I have family in England strange. I speak British, I was born and raised there and when I say this I get the "oh do you have family there?"
err, where else would they be?
Just imagine if you are an American in London and someone asks you where you are from and you say America born and raised, and they ask you if you have family there! -
Just work on a market stall for a while and you will hear all the dumb questions you'll ever need to hear! -
Do You Love Me? -
Someone spills the beans on a confidential issue then tries to act innocent while asking:
Is it alright to say this?
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You already did say it... now fix the mess your mouth just created! -
Why does a lawyer cross the road? Answer: To sue the chicken on the other side.
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