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Elton John Dies in Rocket Ship
Posted by TheBigRuski • 7/16/08 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: artists, internet, music, Rock and Roll, spam, spam email, spam headlines
At work, we recently got this email spam headline:
Elton John Dies in Rocket Ship
So, being the dudes that we are, we went spinning on this and came up with more rock star death headlines:
John Mellencamp Crushed by Pink House
Jon Bon Jovi Found Shot Through the Heart
Bob Dylan Flattened by Rolling Stone
Oh, yes...I have more...but this is just to start the ball rolling...go ahead, give it a whirl!
Note: Most of you know that spam headlines take all kinds of approaches to get you to open up the email and click.
User Comments
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Don't be shy...
Here's 2 more:
Otis Redding Found Floating Under Dock by the Bay
Ringo Starr Dies in Yellow Submarine -
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Last week a got a email proposal from Africa asking to find them a house for them as they cannot live due to many crisis in their country. I told them i could only trust them if they rang me up. I gave the public phone no that hangs near our cyber cafe. So he rang me up the next day.
I told him at the end to visit my blog to equip himself more to effective spamming and frauds
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Ann and Nancy Wilson bitten in the heart by a barracuda.
Elvis Presley mutilated by a hound dog.
Led Zepplin's Robert Plant dies falling off the stairway to heaven.
All of ACDC die in the bus crash on the highway to hell.
Simon and Garfunkle fall 900 ft off the bridge over trouble water - there were no survivors.
Roger Daltrey has a heart attack singing I hope I die before I get old for the last time. -
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You guys need help!
More:
Tom Petty Falls to Death
Roger Waters has Collision with Wall
Pete Townshend Crashes Magic Bus -
Pat Benatar died after serenading Mike Tyson with Hit me with your best shot.
The cutting crew just died in your arms tonight. -
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Don Henley killed by girlfriend because all she wants to do is dance and he wouldn't let her
That was weak.... I will get warmed up! -
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Some bad ones:
-Bon Jovie overdoses on bad medicine
-Bob Marley executed after confessing "I shot the sherriff."
-Annie Lenox dies from walking on broken glass
-Sebastian Bach elects suicide rather than face "18 and life."
-Cherly Crow dies in accident on Santa Monica Blvd.
-Alice Cooper mistakenly swallows poison
-Years of "smoking in the boys room" leads to lung cancer for Poison frontman Bret Michaels.
-Kip Winger shot by angry father who insists about daughter "she's only seventeen!" -
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Tom Petty leaps from window in bird costume- plummets to death 12 stories below. Tells friends he was "learning to fly."
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All right, I'll give it a whirl:
Jimmy Buffet steps on a pop top; dies of acute blood poisoning.
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I get spam like this all the time! Here are the ones JUST FROM TODAY ...
Norton Firm admits to releasing viruses
Martha Stewart found unconscious in home
3 US Marines killed in freak training accident
Afghan bombing kills President Bush
US launches airstrike against Afghanistan
Britney spears says no to Madonna's film invitation
Al Pacino investigated by police for mob funding
Angelina Jolie dies in miscarriage
Steve Jobs guilty of backdating stock options -
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Cinderella dies the other noght. No one heard them scream "Somebody Save Me"
The rock group Bush died because Gwen Stefani served them glasses of "Glycerine"
Disturbed died yesterday when they came "Down With The Sickness"
Drowning Pool fell off a building and died when their "Bodies" hit the floor -
Foreigner froze to death when they became "Cold As Ice".
It happened on a "Blue Morning, Blue Day".
They were taken to "Urgent" care, complaining of "Double Vision."
Doctors asked if this happened before.
They responded "Feels Like The First Time". -
abba send out SOS
Weather girls hit as men rained down on them
Spice girls got what everyone really really wanted
Flock of Seagulls tempted by decoy and shot -
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Warren Zevon shot by Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner
Warren Zevon eaten alive by werewolves of London.
Warren Zevon held captive by extremists - begs fans to send lawyers, guns, and money. -
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Hello TheBigRuski
Ok here is my headline...
Bryan Adams goes to Heaven and passes Alice Cooper on his way down to Hell.
What Would You Do With a Magic Wand For a Day?
whatwouldyoudowithamagicwandforaday.blogspot.com/ -
Just in case you missed it...the Top Ten were published here:
thescroogereport.blogspot.com/2008/07/elton-john-dies-in-rocketshipand-othe...
You can also find the list here:
www.blogcatalog.com/discuss/entry/top-ten-rock-n-roll-spam-headlines
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