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Embarassing Situations
Posted by celticmusicfan • 8/18/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: accidents, embarassment, humiliation
No matter how hard we try we can't avoid public humiliation. One of the humiliating instances that happened to me was walking through a glass wall of a restaurant during lunch time. I didn't see it because it was so clean and my mind was somewhere else. It made a big banging sound and I ended up with a bleeding mouth ,and ruined eye glasses. Have you ever been in such humiliating situations? How do you made a gracefull exit? Mine, I covered my face with a handkerchief and made a dash out half luaghing and crying from the pain.
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Picture this: middle school, mandatory uniforms, skirt with no shorts underneath, boy playing outside, one boy lifted by the other ones as I was walking by...got it?
Diana scarred for life! I do not wear skirts without shorts/bloomers underneath, ever!-
Wow those boys were mean.I remember we have this this lady friend in our circle and she's classy and all. We were discussing stuff when she decided to arranged her flowery skirt(she was just off from the church) as it turned out my friend jess pointed out that she was wearing a pair of basketball shorts with number 49 in blue.
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Every new years my brothers and I have a ritual where at the stroke of midnight we ( and any other guests drunk enough ) run to the end of the street in our underwear screaming like lunatics.
Well this year we did it as ususal - the new years party was held at my parents house, there was mixture of young and old there at the party. However upon arriving back at the house after the run, my oldest brother who was behind me decided to rip my boxers off me - right infront of my parents elderly neighbours. The little old ladies eyes just about popped out of her head.
Embarrassing enough?
Well the next day we could hear the couple over the fence arguing - as it turns out the lady liked what she saw and made a comment about it to her husband and he took offense-
Ahhahaha..LOL..Man!! You are full of great episodes. -
Tell me about it - all it takes is a few split seconds for a memorable story to unfold.
Wait till late september - my stag party is on the 19th of september. All i know is that its been arranged and the invites have been sent. Both my older brothers and my two best friends have been having weekly meetings since I got engraged 2 years ago.
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LOl he shouldn't have taken offense. he should have joined both of you. That would have rocked .
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I think he suffers from prostate cancer, so there was possibly a little bit of penis envy with his wife oggling someone else and making comment about it
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Oh that is so sad.
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I can understand both sides though haha - it was possibly the most excitement the little old woman has had in a long time
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I agree. Well, she probably thought you both are such a relieve to a sad boring day to day living.
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Too true - just because they're old it doesnt mean they stop thinking about it
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I agree. I think urges remain until we die. They might subside but they will always be there. I want to imagine myself still being stirred up at 80
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I can imagine how frustrating it would also be still having those urges at age 80 and not being able to do anything about it
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I agree.Have you read the Marilyn Manson article about seeing his grandpa do it while playing with toy trains? It forever changed my perspective about retirement.
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Haha YES! he included that in his biography : Long hard road out of hell. My friend and I talk about particular part all the time, just the detail that he described the toys that he found with the "gelatinous" crust on them - and the way he described his grandfather gurgling and wiping the mucus from his tracea hole while doing the deed. It was a disturbing piece of writing that stuck with both of us
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Poor boy. Yes I guess that explains why he does what he is doing now-which is brilliant anyway lol. There is also this episode in one of his concerts where he performed sex onstage(nt simulated) while his mom who's a nurse and his dad who's a banker watch among the audience. I can't imagine having a straight face in front of my parents have i done that deed. But wow he stuck with it. Interesting guy.
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yeah I do admire him in a way despite what people say about him - starting from literally nothing and then making himself the notorious being that he is now is quite remarkable
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It was funny because people used to mistake him as Shirley Manson's brother-and both of them are related to Charlie Manson which is wrong. I used to correct people that his first name was taken from tragic actress Marilyn Monroe and yes the last name's from Charlie Manson. hahahaha.
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Yeah my mother got upset when she saw me reading the book, thinking that i was reading something written by charles manson. Its a light vs dark kind of name - all of the members of Marilyn Manson (as a band) have similar model vs serial killer names
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I used to carry one of his albums when I was in college and people thought I was into something. Then they saw me doing church volunteer and they smirked lol.
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Its all just a misunderstanding - I got the same sort of looks at school, but people tend to say nothing at all and say it behind your back rather than clearing up their own questions by asking directly
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Landlady :Is Baxter a(reference to a religious sect). The music he is playing sounds like from that one.
My Roomate; Oh yeah he is! Would you believe he killed a lot of armies down south?
Landlady: Wow he is scary.
My roomate: That's why nobody messes with him when he is walking alone at night. he knows a lot of deadly martial arts.-
hahaha - I take it that was a true conversation?
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It is! I could not believe my roomate when he told me about the whole thing.
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You should have asked for free rent after that
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LOL.Yeah it's like:"You should give me free rent. Or else"......
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Or else i will show you a display of my deadly martial arts skills
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Hahahaha and then it only turns out to be only 'the dance of the seven veils' or along that line
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FART in meeting room.....??-
LOL now that's funny.
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One time, when I was quite young, my glasses got broken in two. I should explain that I can barely see anything without them.
In any event, I had to try and find my way around the campus I was at with the benefit of my poor eyesight. I was hoping to find a "Lens Crafters" or similar store which I was sure was near my location.
Being more than a little blind, I passed by, stumbling along, past the window of the class I was supposed to be in rather than trying to get my eyesight sorted. While I was not in the room, this apparently got a big laugh.
The story does have a happy ending: my sense of direction did right itself and my sight was restored.-
This should make an amazing short film!
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I was in 5th grade I wore a pretty lacy dress and no shorts underneath it. It was real windy outside and up my dress went and a bunch of boys standing behind me acting like boys.-
Hahahahaha boys will always be boys
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CMF--that sounds terribly painful! I did that when I was a child and I still have a small scar over my right eye because of it!
I have two embarrassing situations to talk about.
One involved my first cell phone--which I didn't think to lock the keypad on (it was a Nokia, with no flip top). I had programmed in some numbers that I dial frequently--one was my mother's. I was out on a date one night and things were getting a little heated in the car--this guy and I were kissing, and whispering dirty little things in each other's ears. Well, somehow the stupid phone had speed dialed my mother--and the entire conversation was on her answering machine. You can believe that I never again left that keypad unlocked!
The second really embarrassing situation (and this is even more embarrassing than the first one really) involved being out on a date (different guy). The elastic on my panties waistband (cheap panties!) broke and as we were walking out the restaurant, the panties fell down in a bunch around my ankles! I was SO embarrassed--particularly because this was only the second date with this guy!
I have had plenty of other embarrassing situations also--but those are two that come to mind.-
I'm sorry Melinda but...jajajajajajajajaja I blushed just by reading your embarrassing situations!
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OMG that one on the answering machine sounds very embarrassing. I probably would not go home for a week if this happened to me.
Ok Melinda I am also going to share something along that vein. I was so obsessed with drawing the male anatomy. One of the 'comics' i made I hid it under the linoleum. My mom was cleaning the floor and found that one out. I was so embarrassed that I didn't go home until late at night. -
I feel your pain, CMF!
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My life has been full of so many of them, I don't even GET embarrassed anymore.
*Doing chin ups in gym class in the 7th grade and my boyfriend pantsing me, leaving me to hang there in front of everyone with my gym shorts around my ankles and my Tuesday panties exposed to everyone.
*First time I spent the night with a new guy I was totally into and I farted myself awake.
*Got drunk and woke up on a public beach...totally naked.-
Yeah we do reach a point when we no longer care about that hahahahaha.
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After an evening of heavy drinking I decided to sleep naked on my couch (it was very hot & that's where the A/C was.) During the night I got sick on myself. At one point I headed for the bathroom to clean up & whatnot, only to discover that my kitchen was full of friends. Fortunately I was too hungover to care and I have really, REALLY good friends! There really was no graceful exit from that one...-
Oh dear :|...indeed no graceful exit to be found! Luckily you have good friends! -
That's the great thing about real friends because you can be at your most embarrassing self and they'd even protect you
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I'm a bystander to this one. Call it vicarious embarrassment. It involves a woman who lives in my building.
When I arrived home late last Saturday night, I walked through the inside courtyard of my complex. The nights have been very warm and many people have their windows wide open at night for air. As I passed by a ground-floor window, I realized some serious action was going on inside the bedroom. (You know where this is going.)
In my complex, the buildings are very close together and the walkways are concrete. Even footsteps echo in this place. So all of this woman's vocalizations amplified as if she was on an outdoor stage.
Not far from my suite, I ran into two neighbour guys sitting on the stairs chatting. They said she was on her second set. "Oh my god", I thought, to quote the woman herself.
I haven't run into her since that night, but I'm guessing someone must have told her that everyone in the building heard every moan and groan she made.
Her window has been closed ever since. In this summer heat, she's got to be cooking in there (pun intended).-
Thanks for sharing Jane. I see that quite a number of embarrassments are brought about by either bodily functions , sex or accidents. Interesting.
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we were visiting my sister in law and her husband for a week. we were newlyweds feasting on each other's bodies. so they took us to their swimming area for a BBQ. well in the middle of it, I needed to go to the bathroom and D. wanted to accompany me. well, one thing led to the other and we ended up getting it on in their bathroom.
After waiting an hour for us to return and watching the meat and hot dogs get cold, the couple (with their newborn in tow) decided to come and check on us. They stood in their living room and listened to us finish.
I locked myself in the bathroom in shame and couldn't look them in the eye the whole day. today, we laugh it off.
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