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I just found out that I had an uncle I never knew - yeah

but he lives in Nigeria - awwwww

He has been trying to find me - yeah

but died before we connected - awwww

He was rich and left the money to me - yeah

but Nigerian law is preventing the money from
leaving the country - awwww

His lawyer is offering to help - yeah

but doesn't have a phone or mailing address - awww

Luckily, all I have to do is provide my checking account number and pin - yeah

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  1. aspotofblog
    So provide him with your checking account number and pin - awwwww
    1. xmarks
      Laughing all the way to the bank
      then crying all the way home
  2. DaniG
    lol! Tell him to just mail you the cash....

    Or, perhaps tell him you are so glad to find him because you now work for the police and they've been looking for him...

    1. xmarks
      They actually ask for occupation. I should respond with FBI.
  3. angelshair
    LOL!! Is it that you received one of those email spam?
  4. wagerwitch
    Awwww...

    Well - tell your uncle's attorney to send it to you via Western Union.
  5. HollytheHousewife
    Ooooooooo,dude u have one of those to,small world....awwww
    1. xmarks
      I'm sorry about your uncle
  6. xmarks
    Apparently the lawyer isn't able to send me the money. Maybe that has something to do with a complete lack of references or contact information other than his email address LaughingAtRichAmerican@RipOff.com.
  7. HollytheHousewife
    The hell are ya laughin 4 don't ya know u could have a rich nigerian unclea 2?
    I hear we aren't the only ones!!
    1. xmarks
      Those nigerians must be pretty potent.
  8. Theresa111
    They believe Americans are Stupid. Duh!
  9. HollytheHousewife
    Some actually do fall for it
    1. lotusb
      Hey if you fall for the 9/11 story I'm sure the rest of the world thinks we'll fall for anything.
    2. HollytheHousewife
      Just whatta u mean by that??
  10. DollinNYC
    Just send your checking account and routing number to me..I'll take care if it for you. You can't trust those Nigerians to do anything right!
    1. xmarks
      Doll, you are the best.
    2. DollinNYC
      Thanks for your prompt response Xmarks. I promise you that you shall not regret this decision you have taken and I am assuring you that this will bring abundance of happiness to you and your family. I am yet to conclude arrangement with my contact in Africa who is assisting me concerning the details of the operation. I assure you, he is NOT a Nigerian!!
  11. HollytheHousewife
    No don't send em to doll...helllooooo u know dolls aren't real...send it to me,duhhhh....I know nigierian so u can count on me,haha
    1. xmarks
      Luckily, I have just been informed of another uncle who's passed away. I can give Doll my personal banking info for the first and Holly my business banking info for the second. Thanks so much for your help.
  12. xmarks
    I just found out I had another uncle in Kenya!!!
  13. time2getdown
    I got one of those letters, but when I looked in the mirror, I thought Nah, must be a scam.
    1. xmarks
      Maybe I have African roots.
  14. DAVI
    Just email them back hardcore gay porn. And I don't mean the nicer stuff. I mean the guys that look like a retarded Burt Reynolds. If he's a scam artist, he won't appreciate it. If he's a legit lawyer you'll be hearing back from him.
    1. xmarks
      1.) I did not know that there was nicer gay porn
      2.) I don't follow the logic. I don't think whether or not he is a scam artist has anything to do with his appreciation for gay porn.

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