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Ever feel like you've killed a thread?
Posted by Agit8r • 4/26/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
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I do all the time 
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For some reason I am quite adept at it too. Let's see if I kill this one before it even starts...-
that didn't work out so well, did it
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you b@stard!
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told you
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nnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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How could yoooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
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it is what I do. I even kill my own threads
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Die, thread, die!
I often feel like the kiss of death on the discussion boards. -
@cook
tell me about it. I killed and frankensteined my ACLU thread like a dozen times -
Often.
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one particular word? or a different one each time?
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Usually a different one.
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That's too bad, I had hope I could just avoid it... had it narrowed down to Nazi, pedophile, Gestapo, vagina...John Roberts?
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No, it's usually something dull. Like:
"Maybe."
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i have a terrible feeling this thread is not going to die anytime soon.
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It's alive... ALIIIIIIVE!!!
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it will now, I've posted -
no! stop!
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in the name of love?
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@floormodel
before you break his heart.
Think it over.
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Igor! bring more twisted ideas out of the gutter!
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maybe -
last rights? Somebody get a "Certified Christian Blogger"!
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[warms paddles, then places them on the thread's chest]
Clear.
Thank God, we've got a pulse again.
Inspector, I don't think this thread's heart was stopped by accident. I suspect foul play. But what sick mind would brag about such a thing, even declare it in a title?-
maybe it was a cry for help? we may need to have an intervention
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I heard Agit8r and cookingasshole are the prime suspects. There's been a series of thread deaths lately and the authorities are beginning to detect a pattern.
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Back to topic, I never felt I killed a thread.
Though many of the threads I participate in just vanish while I'm not on BC so I'm not quite sure if I was the reason of no new responses.-
denial O_o
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or paranoia
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Do you ever search for them by topic or discussion? Sometimes they are merely slumbering zombie threads lost in the Bermuda Triangle, just waiting to be resurrected. I recommend link dropping as much as possible as a way of reviving them.
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link-dropping? *scratches head*
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Oh my, yes.
Visit me and let's link exchange. I click on your ads you click on mine! We make millions!
www.mystupid-scam-blog.wordspotblogpress.com -
oh do mine too
myblogsucksass.blogpresswordspot.com -
I've never monetized... sounded rather Quixtar for my taste
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But don't you know that you can MONETISE with a PAY PER CLICK strategy that will LEVERAGE your ONLINE ASSETS!
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I think everyone should link drop on every comment on every thread. TonyB loves this, and if you do it enough, he'll send you a fruit basket.
TonyB-loves-fruitbaskets.pressspotblogword.com/spamrocks! -
Hi there,
I'm too lazy to use the search box. How do I increase TRAFFIC to my blog? If you promise to give me your advice I will promise to ignore every bit of it. -
@timethief
You use KEYWORD DENSITY TECHNIQUES that LEVERAGE the MARKETING and GOOGLE ADSENSE potential of your BLOG. All for FREE! -
Hmmm ... how does one leverage pennies? I'VE GOT TO KNOW!
I ki$$ed your ads before BADSENSE sent me packing so now I need to find an adsenseless alternative for MONETIZING my blog. -
@timethief
You OPTIMISE your EXISTING ASSETS by INVESTING in HIGH RETURN SECURITIES, usually found at bingo halls or the race track. -
fuitbasket, huh... is it fresh?
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Who cares about freshness? The produce is PLASTIC!
That's it. I have found the answer. I will OPTIMISE my EXISTING ASSETS by LINKING to BAD NEIGHBORHOOD bingo halls and race track bookies. And I will have the perfect free hosted blog to flog my plastic water bottles on at FLOGSPOT!
yeah, yeah, yeah ... I'm in the money ... -
The salami was a bit gamey, but the dried apricots were excellent.
Also, there is a "Spammer's Rewards" program where you can rack up airline miles depending on how many pointless scam threads you start.
I earned so many, TonyB sent me a cookie bouquet. -
HOW MANY FOLLOWERS DO YOU HAVE?
And HOW DO YOU MAKE THEM Ki$$ YOUR ADS? -
what do they put in those to keep them moist... cookies i mean... the kind that are actually food and not slang for female anatomy...
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Ahem. Agit8r, I had no idea. You want the, uh, flat baked disks to be a bit firm so they will stay on their artfully-arranged dowels.
I will talk to TonyB and see if we can't arrange to send you a circus-clown themed cookie bouquet for starting this excellent thread. -
@timethief
Are YOU maximising your REVENUE POTENTIAL? If NOT then use ADS-HOLE. ADS-HOLE - it SPEWS and it SUCKS. -
firm cookies, gotcha!
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...to put one's "dowel" up the middle of...
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clown cookies...
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so ya gotta drizzle stuff on to face, huh?
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Absolutely. In my experience, these clown cookies are usually smeared with garish colored icing before they're eaten.
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i like to rub it back into their hair too... wait we were talking about baked goods... disregard
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I'm like the thread plague.-
Virtually every thread I responded to today died a painless death.
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hahahaha this is a most pressing question but what can you do but keep your mouth shut like I'm gonna do here
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but yeah I've witness a few who show up to kill discussions they don't like
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back to the fruit baskets... how do I get one of those?
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Wait until Christmas and make it impossible for any second cousins to give you anything else?
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Well, there's the Bizarro World "Read Before Posting" sticky thread, where you do the opposite of what BlogCatalog tells you to do.
My fruit basket was quite good. Had honey-roasted macadamia nuts and everything. -
and here i've just been on here for chit-chat, only to discover this dark underworld
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I was unaware of the fruit and cookies to be had. I live a sheltered life.
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its just like corrupt world of corpoate welfare
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Do be cautious about eating the plastic fruit. Bisphenol-A mimics the female hormone estrogen and has been shown to cause defective cell division during development, even at extremely low doses. A growing number of studies have linked bisphenol-A to other kinds of reproductive and developmental damage, as well as breast cancer in women and prostate cancer in men. Recent research has also suggested it may play a role in the development of Alzheimer's disease and even diabetes, because of its effect in causing insulin resistance.
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But BlogCatalog does go all out with its fruit baskets and includes only the finest pineapples from New Jersey.
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Aw nuts, TT.
I've been eating a new breakfast cereal fortified with Bisphenol-A, Mutate-Ti-Oh's. They're Mu-tasti-riffic!"
"We've developed great taste so that you don't have to develop at all!" -
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Since they are partially made of plastic, Mutate-Ti-Oh's stay crisp in milk and have a shelf life of 10,000 years.
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plus the roundup residue in the grain
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so do twinkies
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I was shocked when I spotted the recipe for deep fried twinkies in the fruit basket. Don't tell cookinga$$hole about them whatever you do. Deep frying the cream-filled snack with batter and eating it like a popsicle maybe appealing but the sticks are also plastic.
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And the aardvark is none too happy about all the marzipan treats (his sworn enemy) scattered liberally throughout the basket.
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where is the aardvark. this seems like his kinda thread...
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Agit8r -- the aardvark popped in for a few minutes while you were out, insulted a few people, then went to bed. It's a little after 2 AM in the UK.
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takes the majority of their energy just to slurp those ants outta the ground.
I'm just glad this thread is still around after all the talk of fruit baskets and whatnot... I had it confused with cooking@hole's -
Yes, "threadjacking" is a favorite pastime of mine. I love stupid, pointless tangents. But I think that's also what makes the BC discussion threads so interesting.
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yes... and in the good way (unlike "personal manifestos")
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I thought "Manifestos" was a brand of tortilla chips.
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yeah Che Guevarra founded them
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"Manifestos: The Revolutionary New Chip That Will Overthrow Your Tastebuds."
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standing O
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Thank you. Thank you.
[Bows and gathers the roses being thrown on stage].
I'd like to thank all the little people who helped me get here tonight, but I won't. -
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Well, now that I have shown up, that should kill this thread. Please visit my thread and give it a little life please.
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I think Agit8r will do a Dr. Frankenstein on this thread if it ever appears to die. He's probably got a lightning rod on his roof connected to a network cable...LIVE!
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All right, I'll visit. But I'm posting this lost footage of TonyB:
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That is disturbing Gtally.
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@still
which thread? -
Montmartre and my Atrocious French Shameless blog promotion thread.
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oh, right... speaking of France... i was thinking of organizing "Wallpapering" rallies on the 28, in memory of Réveillon.
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Wrong spot.
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I can just be on a thread and it gets locked,so alot! -
I try not to post more than two or three times on a thread I like because otherwise it is done for.-
looks like 1 was enough, this time
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I know I have. Heck I had one time where I wrote my comment and went to hit add comment and here the discussion was actually removed before I hit the add comment button. Just brought me back to the discussions and I could not find that one -
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Yeah I see now thanx I feel better *wipes tears from eyes*
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thats the way the smeared up clown cookie bouquet crumbles
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I feel honored that people give me so much power over them that they let me kill their threads! -
Yep! In fact, I'm gonna kill this thread ,,, r i g h t .... NOW! -
Nope its gonna be me-
not if i manage to have a last comment on your killing! muahahah
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That reminds me of another thread where ..
oh, never mind. -
Hitler!-
sorry, not actually the magic word
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Well, at least I wounded it for a couple of hours.
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maybe if you'd posted "nekkid Hitler" instead?
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I have to bump this, it's on the 2nd page and I can not let this go any further without me getting the last word in...
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Holy carp! Is this a thread-killing competition?
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Der. Wrong place.
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I killed a couple yesterday, but I'm not bragging or anything.
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Ri-i-ight.
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did you save the pelts for proof?
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Nah, I don't need trophies.
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my problem with trophys is that I have to dust them.
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hguh, hguh... she said "pelt"... hguh, hguh
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I think 'dusting the trophy' is better!
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yeah, "dusting the trophy", hguh, hguh, hneenk, hguh hguh
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My God, Stillthinking. That poor couple! Just because you have a slow weekend doesn't give you the right to go on a spree!
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I resented their happiness.
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Bad kitty.
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I don't blame you Stillthinking, I bet they were flaunting their happy in your face. They deserve a good smiting!
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I know! Stupid lovey dovey couples. Get a room!
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Yeah, but not with gtally. I bet he's got cameras in his rooms.
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Shhhh! legbamel, you weren't supposed to tell!
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OMG! I have been thinking GTally was a woman this entire time.
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Common mistake.
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haha!
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What, you didn't see the chimney sticking up in my avatar? Thought it was a dead giveaway.
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Wow, I think I actually did it. I think I may have killed this thread!
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nope, now I'm just thinking about your chimney.
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yeah...thanks for pointing that out
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I hope thinking about the chimney is a good thing, and not something that will haunt your dreams...
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could be both?
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I think the monkey is suffering from chimney envy. Must have a clogged flume...
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monkey got sick image in head of climbing chimney
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It's only natural to fantasize from time to time about being a chimney sweep... You probably have repressed memories of Burt from "Mary Poppins."
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well who doesn't?
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Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey, Chim chim cher-ee!
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thanks...now I have that stuck in my head
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Hey, I may have just found the "nuclear option" on thread killing -- Mary Poppins show tunes!
A hum diddle diddle a hum diddle eye! -
not me, I'm now singing
"Supercalifragilisticexpiallidocious even though the sound of it is something quite atrosicous" -
Are we singing now? I love Mary Poppins.
I am totally blown away by this Gtally is as man thing. I never suspected for even an instant.
It's the gables. They're decidedly feminine. -
Yeah, I thought Anok was a man for the first two weeks I was on BC, so it happens. It's probably the whole wine and YouTube videos of flowers thing. A large part of our clientele is feminine so I aim to please our audience. Plus, 70 percent of women make all the travel decisions for their families, so we try to please.
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Yeah, and the thread a while back where we were frolicking with Anok like children on a playground. Yep. That screamed woman to me
Yeah, I thought Anok was a man for about a week when I first joined too. -
a man who tries to please... wow!
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Nope, ST, I'm just extremely juvenile. I'm a dude.
(Looks inside waist band).
Yup. Everything checks out. When we submitted our blog posts to that gender web site a while back, the algorithm thought I was a lady, too. -
Thanks, Floormodel. But I'm in the hospitality business, so it's a part of my job. Maybe if more men were paid to please, we'd be more considerate?
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Ok, remember that whole thread a couple weeks back about how I assign voices to people's comments? Gtally now sounds like Paul Rudd.
I just saw "I love you Man!" and it cracked me up. "Slappin the bass!" -
Sorry, ST. I look like Sean Hannity and sound like Rush Limbaugh.
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I think I read that there's a special section on Craig's List for men who are paid to please.
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But I smell like Aqua Velva and desperation.
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Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh? OMG. I am dying of lust now.
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Yeah. Here's my picture:
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OOh, hot. So that's what you got hiding behind that wrap around porch.
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Sorry. That was a baby photo. I'm older than that, now:
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*throws up a little and smiles wanly*
I've always like older men... -
Oh, I'm much, much older.
I have a confession to make. Here is my true identity:
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*tosses her cookies into her cat's litterbox*
Ewww, that was gross. Enough. Done.
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hey, someone stole Anin's identity!
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As you can see, I still live with my mom:
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I don't think they mentioned Aardvarks on the Ark with Noah.
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I think I dated gtally once, or his twin. gtally do you have a twin?
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I do have a twin, but unfortunately this happened:
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that would be him then.
I also dated this guy
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Oooh, hubba hubba. I can't decide if it's the pose, the exposed forearms, or the pipe that make that so...wrong.
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Wasn't that guy a plumber?
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Don't lie Floormodel. We really know how you landed that date:
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who told you??? my secret'sout now. there goes that 95%
I'm thinking of going for their cousin next, I hear he's a lot of fun at parties.
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I'm not sure that's a good idea, FM. I've heard rumors about that one:
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and he's lazy
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And he's not been the same since the "accident."
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Plus, he has some really bad habits that need explaining:
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and he's in a gang
what's sad is that I did once go on a date with a guy who resembled a gnome. it was a set up date by a friend. -
Fortunately for you, Floormodel, there were other compensations:
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sadly he was a swinger so I had to say no
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Yeah, I heard that rumor. And he claimed he was just "experimenting in college"
But we know better! -
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But at least he could bring home the bacon...
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fry it up in a pan
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Hey, let's move this over to the Gnome Love Story thread and pool our images there!
www.blogcatalog.com/discuss/entry/an-epic-love-story-with-gnomes
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Oh sure...
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Oh sure...
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Happened to me to many times -
LOL yes!!! -
No. But I don't think it should be much of a challenge considering how interesting are most of the threads... -
I like to bring back threads from the dead! He, he, he!-
@exit2013
Provided you add meaningful comments to threads you resurrect and ONLY post relevant links into them that's not a problem. If you resurrect threads just to drop a link to your blog into them then they will be reported to Admin and deleted. -
Bring down the wrath TT!
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haha I always do, I took a count awhile back on where I was the last comment and it was like 15.... -
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Easy for you to say!
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I was being very Zen about it, thank you very much.
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Ready... Aim... Fire
Bam.. this thread is dead, I have killed.
No more replies will be accepted-
Bwa ha ha ha ha! Just try and stop us! Oh, wait, you did try. Never mind.
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damn
my gun had blanks
just realized -
some times no comment is necessary
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If they could just contain themselves...
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This is a dead-born thread, that I bet
www.blogcatalog.com/discuss/entry/you-will-never-see-the-world-like-before-...
This is known as psychology dissonance. -
I know I am a little late on this thread.. BUT... I don't like to think of it as killing a thread.. but that I have gotten the last word! Yah! -
Hopefully this one....-
nope
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Dammit....
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nice try
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Double Nope...
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haha!
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Cut that out!
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I'm warning you Supergrover, let me have the last word or I'll expose your mild mannered secret identity:
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Would you all stop trying to steal my thread killing glory here! I mean really you've inflected us with gnomes, it is understandable why you thought that would do the deed but I won't let you steal my lime light.
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No, I will be the killer!
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Nice try.
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Why can't we kill the "gun nuts" thread? I keep trying, but it won't die. I think it's a vampire thread and may require a stake through its digital heart.
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kevlar vest
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my name is Floor Model and I'm a gnome-a-holic
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Hoo boy. Tell me about it!
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tell YOU about it?
I blame you for it.
Blaming is that often overlooked 14th step -
Too true. Sadly, I am a gnome enabler.
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we can fight it. we can say "gno-more!"
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wrong spot. to quote Gnomer Simpson "doh!"
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THAT'S IT! From now on this thread is a Gnome-man's-land!
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not you too Agit8r ... it's a gnome-a-demic
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I find all this hostile gnomenclature to be deeply offensive.
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I'm hurt gtally, if you think that then maybe you don't gno-me at all
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Remember what Nancy Reagan told us?
Just say "gnome," Floormodel, "Just say "gnome." -
you mean I should boldly gno where gnoman's gone before?
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Oh, I just don't gnome, anymore. I think I'm turning ag-gnome-stic.
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but gnome-an is an island, don't turn away from your brethren. embrace your inner gnome.
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But gnome-body knows the trouble I've seen, gnome-body knows my sorrow...
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you're singing the wrong song, you should sing this one:
"Ain't nothin' gonna to break my stride
Gnomebody's gonna slow me down, oh-no
I got to keep on movin'" -
Can't buy me Gnome,
Oh gnome, gnome, gnome, gnome, gnome! -
Momma, I killed a thread. Put a gun up to its head, pulled the trigger, now its dead.
...blah blah blah...music...music...music
I see a little silhouetta of a gnome. Scara-moosh! -
did you ever gnome that you're my heeroooooo
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Come and find me, my name is Gnomerena
always at the party,
cause the chicos think Im Gnomey-buena
come join me, dance with me
and all your fellows gnomes hello with me
Hey Gnomerena! -
G-N-O-M-E-C-T
Find out what that means to me.
G-N-O-M-E-C-T! -
Store bought clothes
Fallin' appart at the seams
Tea leaf readin' gypsies
Fortune tellin' my dreams
Gnomeore, Gnomeore
Gnomeore, Gnomeore -
Gnome if you want to!
Gnome around the world!
Gnome if you want too!
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lol ... I'd like to kill this thread.
I detest lawn gnomes.-
Gnome-aste!
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I'd like to stop but:
I hear the gnome train a comin'
it's rolling round the bend
and I ain't seen the sunshine since I don't know when,
I'm stuck in this Gnome-y prison, and time keeps draggin' on! -
I believe in gnomocracy. We shall vote. Majority rules.
yea or nay to put the gnomes to rest? -
Big Wheel keeps on turning,
Proud Gnome-y keeps on burning.
Gnomin,Gnomin,Gnomin down the river. -
I vote we take a gnome-break for a while and focus on something a little more mature:
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I vote gnome.
Flamingo doesn't rhyme with anything. -
I say,
"Goodbye yellow brick gnome
Where the gnomes of society howl
You can't plant me in your gnomehouse
I'm going back to my plough!" -
It's time to launch this annoying gnome thread into orbit:
Ground Control to Major Gnome
Ground Control to Major Gnome
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
Ground Control to Major Gnome
Commencing countdown, engines on
Check ignition and may Gnome’s love be with you
Spoken:
Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Lift-off! -
what about geese?
there's a whole world of geese out there being ignored
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No, I think this thread is officially on it's last legs.
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I completely agree with this statement, and pink lawn Flam's I hate those also. My best friend collects Gnomes, it's really sad!
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Gnome in the USA! Gnome in the USA!
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a moment of silence for the gnomes
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But I don't think they died of natural causes:
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Made it look like an accident?
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Gnome way! That was clearly gnomicide.
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Gnome motive, gnome means, gnome opportunity
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I suppose those are gnomebody's shoes, there, at the top of the photo, then? Don't give me that "if the gnome fits you must acquit" garbage!
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there's Gnome Magic solution, just tough field work
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it's a gnome eat gnome world out there.
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I cant take it Gnome More
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Where'd you get that shirt, buddy?!
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Thread's over folks.
Move on.
Nothing to see here.... -
I have a terrible feeling this thread will not die anytime soon
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Certainly not if you keep undermining my efforts...
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not while there's a gnome in need of rescue
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Gnomes are people, too! Well, sort of.
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"A gnome in need of rescue."
Like this one?
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Oh gnome! It's back.
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They're like cockroaches. Totally indestructible. They outlived the dinosaurs!
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ooops
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And I thought that this thread was already dead...
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a good gnome is hard to keep down
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Although they do cheat at cards...
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they like darts too
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(wiping the sweat from brow)
AAAAAAH! Enough! I can't take it anymore! I'm, I'm gnomed out, Floormodel. I have gnome poisoning. in the great gnome off of '09, you win. I cave. Gnome more, please.
This thread is officially over. -
let's call it a draw. I'm tired of gnomes now too.
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Nope, but it is over!
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I just made bacon brownies...lets start talking about bacon and bacon related foods.
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o.O How much of it is salty/sweet? It's worse when I come up as recent reader on the right hand pane and didn't reply to the topic. I think I've killed around 5 since joining BlogCatalog last week. What is it in my posts that turn people away?-
Mmmmm. Bacon.
I'm thinking about breakfast, right now:
Oh my God! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
I need help. -
can't help yourself can you?
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Gnomp. I mean nope. Arrgh! Does anyone know a good hypnotist or therapist? I suffer from acute gnomophobia, now. (look it up, it's a real condition).
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Gtally is scaring me, this is a series gnome problem, we're talking years of theropy!
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As this started as a discussion of who people have dated, we could call that Gnomosexuality
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I thought it started with TonyB handing out fruit baskets to link droppers. The gnomes sorta flared up like a disease...
Gnomorrhea... -
doh! *smacks forehead*
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ahahahahaha that'sgood!!!
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Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week. You're a great audience. Try the veal!
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good and disturbing *applauding*
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My stomach hurts from laughing so much!
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All the time...I've just done it again, right?-
nope
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Dead.
It's over, folks.
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You wish.
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That's Gnome Michael popstar, toilet trader and well known gnomeosexual. -
Oh no. Not you, too, legbamel and Anin. Don't tell me you've caught the gnome fever?!?
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Don't be silly. That was a purely mocking picture, and contained a gnome only coincidentally. I have gnome obsession with the things. None at all.
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I'd say you're both Gnominally correct
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you just killed it.
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I thought I already killed this thread.. then other people came and claimed to have killed this thread.. then some other people come and put it on life support..what the hell?
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I thought I had only 2 mins ago....
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its still going..
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Ooh, look at Mr. I-Made-the-200th-post!
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eat a Richard...
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Ever fallin in love with a dog?
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definately not gnormel
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they don't gnome what they do
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That was yesterday, Floormodel. Today I've moved on to elves:
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Ain't gnome mountain high enough...
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take me gnome country roads
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when in Gnome... do as the Gnome-men do
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I'll be gnome for Christmas
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Everythings gonna be all right!
Everythings gonna be all right!
Everythings gonna be all right!
Everythings gonna be all right!
Gnome woman, gnome cry! -
hit the road Jack and don't you come back
gnomeore gnomeore gnomeore gnomeore
hit theroad Jack and don't you come back gnomeore -
You give me no choice but to break out the big guns:
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Gnome-as! Gnome-as!
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Blog Catalog is officially Gnome catalog. Yeah!
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Well then, go to my Worpeltinger thread, instead, for a gnome-free zone (mostly).
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If i stay in this thread, I'll start to feel like a Gnomer
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Yeah, this thread is turning into a gnome away from gnome.
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standing gnome-ation
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once or twice I've tried to walk away from this thread but I always come back because I'm gnome sick.
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Are you saying that Gnome means yes?
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I could never say gnome to you
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gnome at last
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Heh. Must be my phere-gnome spiked Axe colgnome. Drives the gnome ladies crazy!
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really, it's the red cap
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welcome to thunder-gnome
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Not sure what to say that:
Yes, gnome, maybe? -
gnome matter
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ET phone gnome
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now we're past the point of gnome return
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I'm just rooting for the gnome team
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Lock and load and show gnome mercy.
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There's gnome need for war... that's what Yoko Gnomeo said
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there's gno business like gnome business.
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...just give me a Gnome on the range
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Stop it with the gnomes! We need to move on to more serious issues, like Tinkerbell's glandular problem:
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but Jeebus said to gnome forth and multiply
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Tinkerbelle?
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...like a rolling gnome
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My Mama always said "Life was like a box of chocolates; you never gnome what you're gonna get."
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I feel like we're gnomopolizing this threat
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jow jow -
This just might be the best thread I've ever seen lol.-
gnome problem at all
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wrong place
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I wondered
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If this is the wrong place, the grass is always greener elsewhere.
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I use my trusty thread gun.-
Me too.
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Meant to post above. Carry on, people.
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As for your lawn gnomes they will be returned to the National Treasury of Distasteful Lawn Decoration in Colorado Springs.
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Sorry. Their proper home is here:
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the cheif of the gnomes says, "we will fight gnome-ore forever"
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just curious... Is this a live feed?
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we must classify them according to bi-gnome-ial gnomenclature
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This thread has gone to the gnomes.
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"equal opportunity for all, special privelege for Gnome"
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Whose motorcycle is this?
It's a chopper, baby.
Whose chopper is this?
Thread's.
Who's Thread?
Thread's dead, baby. Thread's dead.-
"Everybody be cool! This is a roobury..."
"Any one of you flippin' gnomes move and I'll execute every monkey flippin' last wunnaya! -
And that's when they both get carried off by lawn gnomes.
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Scary thought that!
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Ooh, are we on to monkey-flippin' pictures? (If someone finds a monkey-gnome pic, I'm outta here!)
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please don't gnome...please. I can't help myself.
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Aaaaaaah! [runs away]
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Gnome Fiction
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wrong
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This thread continues to exist simply because I have not participated in it.
I have been benevolently avoiding it until now, willing it to exist by pretending it didn't.
But my benevolence is at an end. And so is this thread.-
you never gnome what could happen...maybe you can join us in gnomecstasy.
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Look at the tell-tale hat. I think that MidwestMom secretly digs the gnomes.
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I can't help but wonder if BC's servers simply were over-gnomed
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can "over gnoming" really happen?
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I know it can for humans. I actually dreamed about !@@!#$ gnomes last night. And when I was at the grocery store yesterday, I passed the Starbucks stand and thought their conical hanging lights for a second were gnome hats. I'm hallucinating gnomes!
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@gtally
How'd you get that picture of me! I was young and needed the money! I thought I'd burned the negatives!
[shakes fist ] HEFNER!! -
Sock Monkeys Gone Wild!
You must have been pretty drunk because they had to use a string and back brace to prop you up.
Oh, but the things we'll do when we're young and impressionable.
But we're all glad to see you like the gnomes, after all. -
At least she didn't say Larry Flint o_O
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@Agit8r
I do have standards.
... gnome hats notwithstanding.
You can call me Miss December. -
I thought you appeared in the Gnome-vember issue.
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I watch and wait,
Waiting for my silent bait,
As the sun sets low in the november sky,
To hang the gnomes high and dry,
They infiltrated against our will,
And took for themselves some spoil their fill,
And domesticated Atlanta,
In to a suburban antinirvana,
And for every one we killed three more sprang back. -
Ok, seriously creepy dude.
If you substitute the N word for gnomes, that makes you a very nasty person. -
Gnome racism here.
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No, I'm having a hard time even looking at your comments now, I am so disturbed by that little poem/ditty.
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Awesome.
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You think lynching is awesome? I don't think so.
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Want some more water kitty?
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Gnome blood everywhere! :_V_V_V_V::::::::))))))))pppppppppppppppp
WAWAWAWAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wow... just cause of the flag, huh?
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Posting a little poem about lynching shows your true colors.
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bonny blue?
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Don't you give up on me!
Clear! *zap*
Clear! *zap*
Flat line. The Gnome is finally dead.-
you can't keep a good gnome down
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I've reported you to the Gnome Abuse Prevention Authority, for electrocuting an innocent gnome. You'd better watch your yard...
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I was trying to save the gnome!
First I had to cut it down from JeremyJanson's lynching comment and but alas, it fell victim to a hate crime. -
Yeah ST, you just tangled with Gnomer Pile.
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It almost died, then I came along.
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Oh, thread........I thought you said babies... -
I posted twice here and it's still alive? How come it's possible?
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it's a crap shoot
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the bad thing about a crap shoot is that sometimes you end up knee deep in poop.
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and before you know it, you're up poop creek without a paddle.
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and just when you get cleaned up the poop hits the fan and you're covered again
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Never mind......baby's dead.
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Who killed?
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oh, wow. we are so shocked. somebody is talking about dead babies. Nothing sick and wrong has ever occured here before. whate are we going to do. my oh my, what to do
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Leave the baby seal alone!
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That really has nothing to do with anything, but thanks for the input.
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achoo
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Just couldn't let it die, could you?
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My cat keeps sneezing. I think she's allergic to gnomes.
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maybe she's allergic to humans 0_o
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I just gnomed the Alpha male thread. Felt good. Real good.
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how can anything be allergic to gnomes?
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Did you kiss a pig?
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Too many times, tired of counting.
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is that a pac-man ghost... or an executioners mask?
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Pac-Man ghost.
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As long as JeremyJanson doesn't come in here with something like that 0_o
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I thought Pac Man ghost or a Boo-Berry marshmallow.
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@Floor: Marshmellows are yummy!
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Agit8r - Hey, didn't I see him post a pointy hatted gnome in a Halloween ghost costume a while back?
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pointy hat, or pointy mask?
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I'm the perfect comedic straight man. I set up the ball, you tee 'em off...
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lol. was that on this thread, that he put his Strange Gnome Fruit peom on?
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It's not that many lines up in this thread, but ST says JJ actually apologized and said he didn't mean it that way.
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I know. All in good fun. That sort of missunderstanding happens when you have a CSA flag as an avatar, i suppose
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I don't care for gnomes that much, unless they have something good to say, but cats are fun. I have mine jump through hoops of fire. As a reward, I let it lick the spoon.
and now...
Hopefully, Ive done my job of killing this thread. ;O-
nope sorry. the thread still lives. it has 9 lives
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well gosh dang it. i tried- real hard
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there's gnome need to get excited
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The gnoming-down of BC has started to perplex and annoy others...
Woot! Mission Accomplished! -
explain "woot"?
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hey, wondering what u think of my "Agree or Disagree" post
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It means "Win One Our Team" right?
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ST -- I never knew the meaning of Woot went that far.
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I think they are also perplexed and annoyed by threads that won't die... oh well
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Get an ugly shout in your shout box or something?
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me? no... you?
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It also mean We Owned the Other Team. Gamers are the nerds who come up with this stuff. We are the nerds who go along with it.
Since "meh" is now an official Webster's dictionary word, I think it's time we start a campaign for "woot." -
Agit8r -- Gnome, I haven't.
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oh, good to Gnome
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Gnome more! Please!! You're killing me faster than you're killing the thread!!
(and monkey puppets are endangered, don'tcha know)
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oh no a gnome avatar...
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man! this thing will not die!
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You're a troublemaker, monkey!
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Did I do that? (Steve Urkel voice)
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guess what I bought this weekend...gnome ahead and guess....
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Lawn Flamingo?
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nope I have a herd of those. I bought two of the ugliest concrete gnomes ever to be seen. I took pics before we power washed the to get off the paint. I'll post the pics tomorrow. these things are ugh-leeee but some fool will pay me large amounts of cash for them.
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Ever feel like you've bumped one?-
It's only from a month ago
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Bumpin bumpin bumpin
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You necroposters are all alike - gnome respect.
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They give me gnome respect, gnome respect!
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