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Ever Notice.... ?
Posted by Agit8r • 6/02/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: crazy, irony, strange, weird
Ever notice things that make no sense... ?
like:
How you can get like a liter of soda pop out of an empty can
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THis makes no sense - my insurance company will not pay for my physical therapy if I only go once a week but they'll cover it if I go twice a week. Do I am going twice a week just to get coverage. The financial reasoning amazes me...-
Physical Therapy... They are torturing you for making them pay?
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They have a deal with the PT about how much patients will be seen in order for it to even out for everyone. But they would probably tell you that it's not considered medically neccesary according to their policy for your plan unless you go twice a week....some gobeldy-goop like that.
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Yes, and then I realise I'm dreaming and use my new found lucidity to fly or something. For real -
like braille bumperstickers?-
to warn blind people of oncoming hybrid vehicals?
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Or braille on drive up ATM's.
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"How you can get like a liter of soda pop out of an empty can"
huh?-
Oh come on! You drain a pop can, set it down, and then your toddler grabs it and dumps SEEMINGLY a liter of pop out on your lap!
happens to everyone... just you wait! -
I suppose I'll wait to try that one until I have children!
(although I don't drink soda)
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like how kim kardashian, paris hilton, nicole richie, who have no discernable talent are considered "celebrities" and get all this media coverage.-
Ha!
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how my neighbor's bass is annoyingly audible in my bedroom, but can barely be heard when I go outside and thus it is hard to explain to them how loud it is in my house.-
I read this and thought Bass? His neighbor has a loud fish??!?
Now that just makes no sense at all. -
I read it as "ass"
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ha, i wish! a loud fish would probably be a lot quieter than his damn stereo.
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been there! a decade ago, I was renting from my parents, and working graveyard. When I went next door (in my PJ's--yes mid-day) and asked them to turn it down the couple came to the door, opened it a crack and both peered out, one above the other, kinda sideways-like.
Later I agreed to clean the place up when they left. There was sticky red candy-like residue in the cupboards (like they'd been storing bags of empty cough syrup bottles in there or something) and a trail of mold from the kitchen stove out into the living room. -
Quieter, but eventually stinkier.
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years later, when i read about meth labs, I realised that of course this was one
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meth lab anecdote...
thread killer
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I think a tale of a crack whore would have went over much better. -
yeah, I could tell stories from high school...
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how my partner is always right even when she isn't -
Cochran
...ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!
Gerald Broflovski
Damn it!... He's using the Chewbacca defense!
Cochran
Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, [approaches and softens] does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests-
note to self: Don't watch Return of The Jedi, and Perry Mason back to back while on ludes o_0
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Recently ,I saw an ad for a beautiful, leather-bound braille edition of Shakespeare's Sonnets. It ended with the line: Must be seen to be appreciated.-
DOH!
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No sense, you're right! -
I like when electronics like blenders say: Do NOT stick tongue in any moving part of blender when on....it makes no sense - (well it shouldn't make sense to have to include that in instructions, but obviously it made sense for a few people to stick there tongues in the moving parts)LOL -
i think its impossible by sense
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My mother in law was hospitalized for a week but can't get anything from her insurance because her disease is not a cancer.-
Yeah, things that make NO sense - i used to work in a hospital. The social organizaitons that make these rules (ins companies, government, credit bureaus et et et) make no sense at all. For instance it seems to me that Medicare cuts its nose off to spite it's face just to flaunt it - THEY REFUSE to pay for someone's "preventative maintenance" even if it's ordered by 500 physicians (it's not in their GUIDELIINES)then when the person who could've avoided it becomes deathly ill, they bitch and moan and get airplay on 60 minutes about how they're losing all this money and have to CUT BACK further...the private ins do the same thing but they INCREASE the cost and cut back all at once....the systems of the world make no sense - unless you consider that this is maybe where they want us....food for thought?
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