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Fictitious "Democrat" Dating Ideas
Posted by cookingasshole • 5/18/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: liberals suck
Spin off...
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smoke a pack of doobies together
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cookingasshole must be a Libra!-
aquarius why?
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Hackey Sack! -
They're always fair and balanced!
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I am as fair and balanced as Fox news!
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tagging Hummers with "Save the Earth" -
chain each other to trees
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Chaining themselves to redwood trees
Oh man, you got to it first! -
go shopping for birkenstocks
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learning spanish
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LOL!!
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hugging a lesbian
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I would hug a lesbian,...oh wait, a lesbian is what now?????
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Go out to a 4-star restaurant, but refuse to eat due to their current hunger strike.
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nice
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rioting
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Go pray at the Church of Obama
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shop for matching Che shirts
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Protesting the IMF
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abortion clinic/day spa?
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Harvesting organic mushrooms in public parks
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that are psychedelic
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protesting anything and everything
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joining Greenpeace
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clean each other's dreadlocks
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buying "sustainable" sex toys
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You Sir, are my new hero!!!!
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stealing bibles from public libraries
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and hotel rooms
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bringing America down
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start a recession
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Releasing terrorists back into the wild.
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Encouraging teenagers to have wild protected sex.
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nothing wrong with that one.
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tree spiking
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Only agree to have sex without a commitment.
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gun grabbing
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oh man! where is iyaayasmoderator now?
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no sh~t!
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We are calling you out iyaayasmoderator!!!!
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He got pissed off. He has zero sense of humor.
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"carbon trading"
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Expanding welfare to include not just unwed mothers, but also their puppies.
Everyone loves puppies. -
flag burning
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Promoting abortion, gay marriages and spending money foolishly... -
Burning SUVs
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Forcing abortions on everyone!
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Banning straight marriage.
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Loved this one !! LOL
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Setting fire to the US treasury
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having a nice quiet "love in"
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play ultimate frisbee
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cop-car-flipping
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sharing a Fat Tire...
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Blacking out the word "god" from US currency
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Have sex while watching Countdown with Keith Olbermann and the Rachel Maddow Show.
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or hannity and colmes...that colmes is such a douche
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smoke another pack of doobies
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Work Camping
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Lower the drinking age to 0
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like in France!
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I support that!
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Demanding Bush be prosecuted for war crimes
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More Democratic lesbians demanding "bush!"
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Throwing darts at George W. Bush's picture.
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Steal, er, adopt a baby from a third-world country.
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learning French
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tear up copies of the constitution
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then lighting them on fire
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go to an exhibit of "degenerate art"
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and pretending to understand it.
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going to worthless continuing education classes
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Chiseling Obama's face on Mount Rushmore
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witily blogging
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Signing up "Bert N. Ernie" as a registered voter
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Spend date night campaigning for Ralph Nader.
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Shouting "In your face!" at anyone with a Bush/Cheney sticker on the bumper of their SUV.
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pointing a laughing at people with McCain/Palin stickers on their truck
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Post anti-corporate and anti-capitalism articles on their blog, then buy a pack of cigarettes from the same corporations they demonize. -
Trash on Wal Mart... then go grocery shopping at Wal Mart with food stamps
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Make a documentary on global warming and buy carbon offsets to explain why your Tennessee McMansion uses five times the electricity that the houses around you use.
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Put warning stickers on the independent music sold at "indy" clubs
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Oh Tipper, you shame us all.
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Have an affair, cover it up by paying her off with campaign contributions, and then having your wife publicly forgive you.
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*singing* "stand by your ma-ann"
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Deny under oath that you did not have sex with your intern.
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technically only the cigar had sex
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Driving a hybrid SUV that gets a whopping 35 miles to the gallon.
*smirk*
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I can't believe you forgot flag burning.
Duuuuhhhhhhh.-
We got that one!^^^
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What? Oh, I must have missed it. Oh well
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Collecting bricks for the next protest.
Oh, no, that's Anarchists, not Democrats. Damn.-
Haaa, nice one.
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Adopting puppies at animal shelters and naming them after members of the Grateful Dead.
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Releasing animals from research facilities, then picking daisies. And having toffutti ice cream.
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Trying to convince your family members that eating chicken is Un-American.
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Going to a PETA rally.
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Releasing false information to the liberally controlled media to support the gay agenda.
Just for laughs.-
We already covered that one in the form of banning all straight marriages.
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Hugging a Mexican
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I should say shame on all of you for this thread,... but I can't stop laughing.
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Hey, hey, hey. We are equal opportunity mockers. There's a Republican thread too.
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This one is more clever though.
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What?
The Republican thread has outraged conservatives with no sense of humor protesting what is clearly meant to be a light hearted, if pointed, jab at partisan politics.
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Stillthinking...........AND that eating beef contributes to global warming!!
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but, but, but it does! And mad cow...
Darn it, my true colors are showing.
I can't even pretend to be a conservative.
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If it does or doesn't is not the point of this satirical thread, Debbie Downer!
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I don't get it. *she says W/blank stare on face*-
what don't you get?
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Eat a calzone, Holly. It will all make sense, after that. -
I could really go for a calzone now...but I have to eat leftover tuna casserole...ugh!
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I just had pork chops, battered with onion powder and flour on them, then pan fried. MMMMMMmmm!
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oh man I love floured chops...I actually have a very similar recipe on my blog...
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Bam! Slap a recipe link up for me!
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I was just kiddin' bout not gettin it yall,helloooooo joke hahaha.
I'm in the mood for chinese tho! -
Heh. I bet that tuna casserole is gonna taste like sawdust now.
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I know...I hate revisiting old posts like that
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oh hey! I sorry I left u hangin this mornin' my hubby (thinks he's my dad) made me get off the computer,bc I've been on it too much. Not givin' him undivided atteintion why he sits w/his bud and watches b-ball! "sooooooo much fun,let me tell ya what" *pulling hair out,in frustration"
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Those chops look yummy. I guess I have to buy one of those George Foreman grills or something to cook in my Manhattan apartment. Or would they work in a grill pan?
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use cast iron
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Yeah! I've got a mega cast iron frying pan that can accommodate seven pork chops at once. You could squish a cat with this frying pan. It's ginormous!
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o monkey,u are sooooooooooooo right!!! do u know my cast iron skillet has been thru 5 generations,and I burnt my house down with it when I was 15 "grease fire" and I'm still using it!!!! that is my PRIZED POSSESION!!!!!
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@gtally
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I make crepes in a cast iron skillet. (a smaller one). Fancy specialty pans are for wimps!
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now am getting bitched about leaving toooooo many toys in car for girls to play with. OH MY GOD I'M FIXIN TO SCREAMMMMMMMM! why is it such a big freakin deal to have more than 2 loads of laundry at one time! or for there to be more than 5 freakin dishes in the sink
THANK GOD IT'S MONDAY!!!!! CAN'T WAIT TO GET FREAKIN MR. CLEAN BAK TO HIS TRUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -
M'K I'm done now,he's gotten intrested in somethin else thank the LORD!!! so what was this thread about again???
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pork
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calzones and pork chops.
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CA and gtally, you have inspired me to make a new blog post. Thank you.
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Hey, anytime. What's it about?
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Pork.
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Exssss-sull-lent! (As Mr. Burns would say).
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I love pork
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Yeah, you should go check it out. I think it's very valid
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oh man those little pigs look good!
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If your theory is correct, then kittens must be delicious.
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Have you ever had pho? They arn't using beef...
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Democrat date? Hmmmm Join the nearest planned parenthood rally and hand out free condoms, but then forget to actually use the condoms and then join the nearest pro-choice rally.-
That's witty! :-D
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Good one.
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Meet at a poetry slam. And pretend to enjoy it! -
Have an abortion party!
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dreadlock each other's armpit hair
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take a bike ride...to get some pabst
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Pabst! So wrong!
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freaking hipsters man...portland is littered with them. it is like a plague
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pabst in the greatest beer city... just sad...
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and it is viewed as 'cool' to drink it! If someone tries to hand me one I rudely decline and ask if they have any real beer.
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you might as well drink bottled water!
*agit8r is hypocritically drinking Heineken Dark as we speak*
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throw red paint on people wearing expensive fur coats
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Robin Williams used to joke that people throw paint on him when he's in NYC (because he's so hairy) LOL -
he is really hairy
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follow phish around the country while selling homemade hemp products
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Carry designer, recycled tote bags with annoying slogans on them like, "I am not a paper bag" and "I'm saving the planet....what are YOU doing?"
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ROFLLL I hate those f*cking bags!
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yeah that is really upity...mine says OPB (Oregon Public Broadcast) on it so everyone knows I support public radio. I feel like a douche carrying that around.
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yah but that's not douchy (sp?)- those preachy slogans are!
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we don't have those out here. That is outrageous.
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NYC is FULL of them! I think next time I see someone carrying one I will take it from them, put it over their head, AND dump paint on them.
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don't use one of those designer bags! Lisa might throw paint on you!
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Portland already has Green street-cred. if you carry one of those bags there, they take you up to Forest Park and "compost" you
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damn right! I can actually see forest park from my front porch
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thats cool. Any nutty stuff that you do for the environment?
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me? no. I am SO above that. I just almost never drive. I bike, walk or take the train. It is really easy to do that here. Plus I live 2 blocks from a MAX train stop that will take me downtown in 10 minutes.
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can we throw paint at people carrying those bags?
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I don't see why not
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