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Dick and Jane books are classics, if for no other reason because of the many double entendres within

I'll start:

"Look Jane look. See funny Dick. See Dick get up. Up up up..."

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  1. Sam1982
    Jane was amused to see Dick standing so erect
  2. celticmusicfan
    and Dick always bows down after every performance like a true gentleman .
  3. Sam1982
    Dick loved to shake Janes Maraccas while he was kind enough to let him play with his balls
  4. FreakSmack
    Bad Jane Bad

    The Ballad of Dick and Jane

    www.comedybox.tv/index.aspx?clip=10403
  5. Agit8r
    no, no, NO!

    it has to be broken up little sentences like:

    "Come Dick Come, oh, oh, oh. Funny Funny Dick"

    see
    1. Sam1982
      Sorry boss

      "Messy messy dick. Yuk yuk yuk"

      On another note I read a disneys whinnie the pooh book last night which was worded: "tigger push pooh deep into piglets hole"
    2. Agit8r
      lol. They do that on purpose, I know it!
  6. celticmusicfan
    oh so this is the double intendre on the media again. * scratches head for being slow-brained to recognize what hit him*
  7. Agit8r
    "See Jane. See Jane go down. Down down down.
    See Dick come. Come come come. Dirty Dirty Jane!"
  8. Sam1982
    "see dick weep. yes yes yes. See jane cry, oh oh oh. See Dick sleep zzz zzz zzz"
  9. surveygirl46
    See spots....see spots run ing down clothes...
  10. Rivy
    Dick tried. Jane cried.
  11. wagerwitch
    Dick sees Jane. Jane sees Dick. Dick wants Jane. Dick goes up, up, up. Jane runs fast.
    1. Agit8r
      see Jane freak! Oh oh oh. Funny funny Jane
  12. HollytheHousewife
    Oops wrong thread
  13. surveygirl46
    See Jane bend see spot jump where's dick? Dicks with spot. There's 2 dicks.
  14. cathy13
    Jane spots dick!
    1. celticmusicfan
      Dick spits on Jane.Jane spanks Dick, naughty naughty Dick
    2. surveygirl46
      She certainly does:)
  15. Sam1982
    See Jane play, see Dick Spray, oh my - Jane is wet
  16. cathy13
    See Jane deck Dick!
    Dick sees spots...lots and lots of pretty spots!
  17. surveygirl46
    What's that on Jane? It's a dick spot
  18. surveygirl46
    See Dick. see Spot. See Spot spot Dick. see Dick run
  19. surveygirl46
    I knew as soon as I SPOTted this it would be Adickting...lol
  20. celticmusicfan
    Dick was restless,Jane pricks Dick lalalala Dick turns still.
  21. Sam1982
    See dick dribble, see jane play with dicks ball
  22. cathy13
    *blush blush* I can't go on!
  23. timethief
      Geesh! Aren't you people getting any or what?
    1. Sam1982
      We spend too much time on here you see
  24. celticmusicfan
    actually this is a prelude to online flirting.
  25. LolitaV
    see Jane so happy to see Dick so buff, rough and tough.
  26. Sam1982
    See Dick enter Janes back door. "Hello Dick" said Jane
  27. LolitaV
    see Dick bite and melt, yes Jane's cake is sweet as pie!
  28. Sam1982
    See dicks head throb, "Will you kiss it better Jane?" asked dick

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