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Fictitious "Republican" Dating Ideas
Posted by Agit8r • 5/18/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: conservatives, Dating, dating sites, funmaking, Republicans
I recently heard of a dating site for Republicans to date one another...
wonder if there are any uniquely Republican dating ideas out there?
I'll start:
"Flag Raising"
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Goin' Shootin'
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Clubbing baby seals?
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Bombing an abortion clinic always brings dating Repuglicans closer together. -
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Is there such a thing as a sexy Republican? I suppose Ann Coulter represents what is “hot” with Republicans. It doesn’t take much, does it?-
the bush twins are kinda hot -
sicko
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Good point, davedol. A three-way with Ann Coulter! LOL
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Kidnapping and torturing people with accents. -
I am trying to think of other sexy Republicans. Newt Gingrich, Carl Rove, Rush, Dick Cheney…hot or NOT hot??
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Hey, don't forget Nancy Reagan. She's hot!
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Sarah Palin was so popular with Republicans because she was unique and one-of-a-kind. A pretty Republican!
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she is a cutie...
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don't forget John McCains daughter... yeah, she's legal
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Listening to Rush Limbarf... -
Baking cookies?
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playing twister
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i dunno... twister can get pretty racy o_0
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in republican twister everyone has their own mat
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LOL!!!
I wonder how they play spin the bottle -
woh! cook! where'd polly come from
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www.blogcatalog.com/discuss/entry/how-to-manage-your-online-identity#commen...
it is a calzone eating macaw!!
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They could just ride a Democrat, they think they are the wave of the future. Surfs Up !!!!!!!!!!!-
or--after 8 years of Bush--SERFs up
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Really, I don't think that's what they meant by waterboarding. -
oooh, burn!
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I think bible study is a popular one.
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long walks through sprawling developements
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klan meetings
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Where? Did I miss another one?
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cross burnings...
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Now your talking.......................
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"Kloran" studying
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Go to a film and art exhibit, and afterwards demand both be censored and shut down.
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I love a good ol' fashioned book burning!
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Hmmm, but that's one both Dems and Republicans enjoy. Tipper Gore was the trendsetter for that one.
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oooh... rock n' roll record burnings
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immigrant heckling
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riot tear-gassing
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Go quail hunting and "accidentally" shoot each other.
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LOL!!
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ooopsie daisey :O
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old-growth timber carnival
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Shooting endangered species
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Wow ! Those Republican bastards sound evil. Ya'll should exterminate them.
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Dems don't do stuff like that. We're peace loving.
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Watching pornography involving dangerous and exploitive factories
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your production numbers are down... time for a spanking...
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Pretending to be straight and crusading against gay marriage.
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sour grapes?
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Ya'll should think about doing this professionally.
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Relax. Some of the people on this thread are Republicans. It's all in fun. I'm probably the only real Democrat here.
Everyone else is some form of Libertarian.
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touring all the monuments with rivisionist historian's Christianist plaques on them
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kinky waterboarding sex
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Dismantling dinosaur exhibits and blacking out biology textbooks.
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ooh... creationist natural museum tours
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Listening to other people's phone conversations
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Why don't they discuss how the Democrats are currently driving our counrty further into debt with the stimulus packages that are bailing everyone out who is playing the same blame game?
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Why don't we discuss how the last administration put us in this mess to begin with by 7 years of "emergency spending bills" and allowing greedy corporations to run amok with the financial system? Why don't we talk about the Bush administration suspending habeus corpus, wiretapping civilians, enacting kangaroo courts, and using torture on foreign nationals to justify a foreign invasion?
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I can come up with a spinoff thread, if you like o_0
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Stop sucking the fun out of this.
If you don't want to hear a little ribbing, just go to another thread.
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playing the "intellegence memo" sex game
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Outing undercover CIA agents.
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crude oil wrestling
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Commuting prison sentences for anyone with the nickname "Scooter"
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or who is in the oil production business... or did coke...
seriously! check out his pardons! -
Clinton had some bad ones too, but Scooter Libby was particularly egregious because the sheer audacity of the political favoritism.
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well, yeah!
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Have sex at Ground Zero.
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"rolling brownout"... no! not sex game... too gross
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Suspending the chief of police for firing your brother in law.
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that's pretty intense... would have to be like a fourth date
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"drill, baby, drill!"?
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playing "Risk" and other games of world domination
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with real nuclear weapons!
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playing "push my red button"
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make fun of the Russians
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making fun of everyone who isn't American
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Only agree to have sex with a commitment.
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...and a "covenant marriage"
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Watching "An Inconvenient Truth" while throwing darts at Al Gore's picture.
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commit a whole range of hate crimes
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Chastity ceremonies (then secretly doing in the back of mom's chevy)
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having "abstinance only" cyber sex
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or Family Guy "ear sex"
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Bombing Afghanistan
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Proclaim Mel Gibson to be the greatest actor/director ever!
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I loved the passion!
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It was a Bible snuff film.
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Call female cops "sugar tits."
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Talking bad about Jews to other caucasian people, but then get mad when someone doesn't "support Israel"
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Insist that the Obama monkey cartoon isn't racist.
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pretend that you don't know even what MIGHT be racist about it 0_o
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Praising Jesse Helm's pro-segregation Presidential run and then claiming you're not racist.
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I think it was... um... Strom Thurmond?
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Oh, yeah. I get them mixed up. I do remember Trent Lott stepping down over it.
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d@mn crackers are all the same
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Clumsily stumbling onto message boards that make fun of them... try to think of a comeback... right side of brain starts hurting...
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Thinking of ways to impoverish the middle class
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Going to tax-shelter seminars
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Setting up ponzi schemes
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Continue to link Saddam Hussein with 9/11 to justify the Iraq war.
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Quixtar meetings
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"tea-bagging"
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Have your sense of humor surgically removed.
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get "Hannitized"... whatever that means o_0
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attend beauty pagents... heckle the judges
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Take nude pictures, have them leaked online, and claim that it's all a liberal conspiracy.
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Pay a hooker to meet you in a Washington DC hotel room then resign from the office of governor.
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I consider myself to be an independent realist. However, I don’t blame a political party for destroying our nuclear family, our culture and moral values, and any emergency backup bartering capacity to survive a calamity. I blame the liberal policies from both political parties that have the United States on the brink of a total economic collapse. Pointing fingers is not going to prevent millions from starving if our economy goes belly up. Just a one man opinion.-
We already covered having your sense of humor surgically removed.
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way to be a downer Mr. No Fun
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Inappropriate touching in bathroom stalls.-
I was just tying my shoe and experiencing gastric discomfort...
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It's hard to pass gas when you are blocked up with a big throbbing...oh, never mind
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Play hide and go find the WMD's
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(((HUG!!!))) We missed you and are glad you're back!
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Only for a few moments...I have a lot of painting to do tonight. Lots to do, too little time
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Predicting the death of America
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No, change that.
Wanting America to die so that you can say "I told you so." -
...never really liked America and it's ban on Aristocracy
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Stock piling full-auto weapons and then counting the bullets.
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Would that be the second date or third date?
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I believe that's date 2. Date 3 includes a joint membership to the local gun club/bunker.
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cause the first date was "goin' shootin'" ^
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Prank calling Bill Clinton and ding dong ditching Nancy Pelosi.
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Drive an SUV but don't worry about all the gas it's wasting because you know there will be another war on the horizon (and gas will figure into it somehow). -
did somebody say GUN SHOW!
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The Sideshow! 'Cause it's a market alternative to disability claims
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County Fair!
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Family reunions, where they can simultaneously find and have the date.
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plus, they are cheap. talk about family VALUES!
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Incest is best, put your cousin to the test!
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Partol the southern border and detain illegal immigrants...that's popular with the TX repubs
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Is detain an aphorism for "shoot?"
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didn't Texas get any of the Fence to Nowhere?
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Shouting "USA, USA, USA" at the top of your lungs while crapping on Habeus Corpus.
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And wiping with the constitution.
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don't forget the 1st, 4th, and 8th Amendments
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