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Fictitious SciFi/Nerd $e% Positions

Posted by Agit8r • 6/04/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: nerdiness, science fictitious, scifi, sex positions

I'll start...

"Shooting the torpedo into the exhaust port"

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  1. Stillthinking
    6/04/09
    Stillthinking
    7 of 9.
    [reply]
  2. wagerwitch
    6/04/09
    wagerwitch
    Launch Pad
    [reply]
  3. Stillthinking
    6/04/09
    Stillthinking
    Reaching maximum warp
    [reply]
  4. wagerwitch
    6/04/09
    wagerwitch
    Tinkle Tinkle Little Sir
    [reply]
  5. dbowles1017
    6/04/09
    dbowles1017
    Tentacle attack
    [reply]
  6. Stillthinking
    6/04/09
    Stillthinking
    Cylon Armageddon
    [reply]
  7. Stillthinking
    6/04/09
    Stillthinking
    Beam Me up Scotty
    [reply]
  8. JonnyDunMind
    6/04/09
    JonnyDunMind
    The reverse rofflecopter
    [reply]
  9. crpitt
    6/04/09
    crpitt
    Circling Uranus with Klingons
    [reply]
    1. JonnyDunMind
      6/04/09
      JonnyDunMind
      Lol, I read in my head to the tune of 'lucy in the sky with diamonds'.
    2. crpitt
      6/04/09
      crpitt
      Wow you are disturbed! hehe
  10. Stillthinking
    6/04/09
    Stillthinking
    Frakkin
    [reply]
  11. JonnyDunMind
    6/04/09
    JonnyDunMind
    teabagging.
    If that exists outside of the internet I want to die swiftly
    [reply]
    1. Stillthinking
      6/04/09
      Stillthinking
      Scifi positions.

      Oh, and the Republicans have changed teabagging from a sexual position into political protest.
    2. wagerwitch
      6/04/09
      wagerwitch
      You must be dead - beacause it does.
    3. JonnyDunMind
      6/04/09
      JonnyDunMind
    4. Sam1982
      6/04/09
      Sam1982
  12. Stillthinking
    6/04/09
    Stillthinking
    I'll be back
    [reply]
  13. wagerwitch
    6/04/09
    wagerwitch
    Ram it full speed ahead Capn'
    [reply]
  14. Stillthinking
    6/04/09
    Stillthinking
    Circling the black hole.
    [reply]
  15. crpitt
    6/04/09
    crpitt
    Prepare yourself for assimilation
    [reply]
    1. Agit8r
      6/04/09
      Agit8r
      "resistance is futile"
    2. crpitt
      6/05/09
      crpitt
      Time for an upgrade
  16. polybore
    6/04/09
    polybore
    Doing it Wookiee Style.
    [reply]
  17. Sam1982
    6/04/09
    Sam1982
    The Vulcan pleasure grip
    [reply]
  18. Friday13
    6/04/09
    Friday13
    The Big Bang.
    [reply]
  19. wagerwitch
    6/04/09
    wagerwitch
    Asstronomical
    [reply]
  20. Sam1982
    6/04/09
    Sam1982
    The starship enter-surprise
    [reply]
  21. wagerwitch
    6/04/09
    wagerwitch
    The Assteroid
    [reply]
  22. Friday13
    6/04/09
    Friday13
    Entering V'ger.
    [reply]
  23. Agit8r
    6/04/09
    Agit8r
    "the Wormhole"
    [reply]
  24. Sam1982
    6/04/09
    Sam1982
    Deep space 69
    [reply]
  25. Agit8r
    6/04/09
    Agit8r
    i know this is off topic (sort of) but there might be someone who hasn't been exposed to this during the last decade and a half...

    Dirty Lines from the Star Wars trilogy (sorry about the CAPS and perhaps some spelling. I pasted this in from another source)


    STAR WARS

    10 . "GET IN THERE YOU BIG FURRY OAF, I DON'T CARE HOW IT SMELLS !"

    9 "LUKE,AT THE SPEED DO YOU THINK YOU'LL BE ABLE TO PULL OUT IN TIME ?"

    8 "PUT THAT THING AWAY BEFORE YOU GET US ALL KILLED "

    7 "YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING JAMMED IN HERE REAL GOOD "

    6 "AREN'T YOU A LITTLE SHORT FOR A STORM TROOPER ? "

    5 "YOU CAME IN THAT THING ? YOU'RE BRAVER THAN I THOUGHT "

    4 "SORRY ABOUT THE MESS......."

    3 "LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT THING ! "

    2 "CURSE MY METAL BODY,I WASN'T FAST ENOUGH "

    1 "SHE MAY NOT LOOK LIKE MUCH,BUT SHE'S GOT IT WHERE IT COUNTS KID "

    THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

    10 "I THOUGHT THE HAIRY BEAST WOULD BE THE END OF ME "

    9 "SIZE MATTERS NOT. JUDGE ME BY MY SIZE,DO YOU ? "

    8 "THERE'S AN AWFUL LOT OF MOISTURE IN HERE"

    7 "BUT NOW WE MUST EAT.COME, GOOD FOOD,COME......"

    6 "THAT'S OKAY,I'D LIKE TO KEEP IT ON MANUAL CONTROL FOR A WHILE"

    5 "HURRY UP.GOLDEN ROD ....."

    4 "I MUST HAVE HIT IT PRETTY CLOSE TO THE MARK TO GET HER ALL RILED UP LIKE THAT,HUH KID ?"

    3 "POSSIBLE HE CAME IN THROUGH THE SOUTH ENTRANCE"

    2 "AND I THOUGHT THEY SMELLED BAD ON THE OUTSIDE !"

    1 "CONTROL,CONTROL YOU MUST LEARN CONTROL ! "

    RETURN OF THE JEDI

    10 "HEY POINT THAT THING SOMEPLACE ELSE"

    9 "I LOOK FORWARD TO COMPLETING YOUR TRAINING. IN TIME YOU WILL CALL ME MASTER "

    8 "I NEVER KNEW I HAD IT IN ME "

    7 "THERE IS GOOD IN HIM... I'VE FELT IT "

    6 "GRAB ME CHEWIE.I'M SLIPPING ....HOLD ON GRAB IT,ALMOST...YOU ALMOST GOT IT .GENTLY NOW ,ALL RIGHT ,EASY ,EASY,HOLD ME CHEWIE "

    5 "HEY,LUKE THANKS FOR COMINGAFTER ME ... I OWE YOU ONE "

    4 "BACK DOOR HUH ? GOOD IDEA ! "

    3 "SHE'S GONNA BLOW !"

    2 "I THINK I WILL FIT IN NICELY."

    1 "RISE,MY FRIEND"
    [reply]
    1. Agit8r
      6/04/09
      Agit8r
      please ignore that link, people... my bad
    2. Friday13
      6/04/09
      Friday13
      Actually, that link has reminded me that I've yet to prepare dinner.
    3. Agit8r
      6/04/09
      Agit8r
      oh wow... i had thought it was something dirty... lol
    4. crpitt
      6/05/09
      crpitt
      It is, Ragu is shite
  26. Agit8r
    6/05/09
    Agit8r
    "launching the shuttlecraft"
    [reply]
  27. crpitt
    6/05/09
    crpitt
    Exploring the forbidden planet.
    [reply]
  28. Agit8r
    6/05/09
    Agit8r
    To boldly go where no man has gone before
    [reply]
  29. crpitt
    6/05/09
    crpitt
    Getting sucked into the vortex of doom.
    [reply]
    1. Agit8r
      6/05/09
      Agit8r
      wow... gotta throw reality into the equation, huh
    2. crpitt
      6/05/09
      crpitt
      Hey I hope your not implying my vortex is made of doom?
    3. Agit8r
      6/05/09
      Agit8r
      vorteces in general
    4. crpitt
      6/05/09
      crpitt
      /turning on self censor module.....
  30. crpitt
    6/05/09
    crpitt
    Maximum thrust
    [reply]
  31. Agit8r
    6/05/09
    Agit8r
    Event Horizon
    [reply]
  32. Agit8r
    6/05/09
    Agit8r
    Setting your Taser on "fun"
    [reply]
  33. Friday13
    6/06/09
    Friday13
    42
    [reply]
    1. Agit8r
      6/06/09
      Agit8r
      huh?
    2. Friday13
      6/06/09
      Friday13
      You'll have to look it up.
    3. Agit8r
      6/06/09
      Agit8r
      but how is that a "position"?

      I could see "the bring your blanket"
    4. Friday13
      6/06/09
      Friday13
      Well, think of how a "human 42" would be, compared to the 69.
    5. Stillthinking
      6/06/09
      Stillthinking
      I just watched an episode of Doctor Who called 42. Is this what it is referring to?
    6. Agit8r
      6/06/09
      Agit8r
      geeze... you'd have to be a contortionist

      O_o
    7. legbamel
      6/06/09
      legbamel
      It's bring your towel, silly. Did you?
    8. Agit8r
      6/06/09
      Agit8r
      towel... blanket... ShamWOW "fifi"... whatever
  34. legbamel
    6/06/09
    legbamel
    Wrong spot. [rolls eyes]
    [reply]
  35. samureyed
    6/06/09
    samureyed
    Explosive modulator
    [reply]
  36. Agit8r
    6/06/09
    Agit8r
    the "there is no try"
    [reply]
  37. Stillthinking
    6/06/09
    Stillthinking
    Jelly babies.
    [reply]
  38. Friday13
    6/06/09
    Friday13
    The continuum transfunctioner.
    [reply]
  39. wehireu
    6/06/09
    wehireu
    Gravity Loop, Ring Around the World.
    [reply]
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