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Fictitious Song--"The Ballad of Laura Bush"
Posted by Agit8r • 5/17/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: defamation of character, laura bush, Lyrics, rumors, Scandals
Simple concept! A sad song based on google searches of Laura Bush's scandalous activity...
no need to verify truth or not, If you google it and get a hit, it belongs in the song
i'll start:
"Laura!... Why did you crash in-toooo, me!..."
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.... in the family chevvy!! -
.....now you've got blood on your hands! -
...The only crime I committed was loving you! -
"...love hit me so hard, I was ejected from the ve-hicaaaal..."
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"Dry drunk, dry drunk... now you're nothing but a dry drunk.."
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"...my spirit is departing... right up through the lid of your trunk..."
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"....karma's a bitch, and I'll make sure you marry another dry drunk with blood on his hands! (chorus) Dry drunk, dry drunk......both of you are only dry drunks!"
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"...You left me for that snot nosed... oil brat punk!..."
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"...That abortion you had... i wonder if it was mi-iiine..."
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if it's not I think i'm the 3rd person in line
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...Surely would have been F.A.S.... plus you was smokin' at that time..."
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"...I still remember how ya taught me the dewey decimal system..."
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"...I can still smell the library basement old book sme-ell..."
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"...i didn't know that DUI(pronounce it out) would come back to haunt me..."
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"...now i hope that you and Bushy burn in he-ell..."
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Singing to yourself is a sign of madness, Agit8r. Doctor says, "it's time to take your meds..."
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"...didn't know that you right foot was a weapon of mass destruction..."
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You need a chorus. This first verse is getting to be a bit long.
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this is the SECOND verse! LisaNYC added a chorus!
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(chorus) "...you and Bushit are nothing but dry drunks... .dry drunks with blood on your hands!"
C'mon....everybody sing along! -
"...you was the go-to girl at SMU for weed..."
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"...ya married a guy, that drove drunk into shrub-bery..."
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"...when your mamma taught ya how to drive, she told ya not to speed..."
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"...but you blew threw that stop sign, oh yeah ya did indeed..."
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(chorus) "....Karma's a bitch, and now you've married the biggest terrorist in the world with more blood on his hands than you, you ignorant slut! Dry drunk, dry drunk....both of you are dry dry.....dry druuuuuuuuuuuuuunks!"
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*Guitar Solo*
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*really long guitar solo*
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