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Posted by retract • 11/07/07 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: fun, Games, social, word game, writing
Okay, I' bored. I mean really bored. So, I've come up with a new thing to do. I'll start off with a couple of sentences, and all you have to do is add a new one. When there are enough sentences, I'll put them all together, write a story, and post the story. Remember guys, keep it clean.
In the midle of cleaning my kitchen, I noticed that I ran out of 409. So I got in my car to drive to the grocery store.
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I decided to take a different route, other than the one I usually take. -
As I came to the intersection of 5th and Main, I saw something really strange.-
So I got out of the car and was grabbed from behind
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The man with the banana just wouldn't let me go! -
I stepped on his foot, the space between his big toe and his next toe, really hard with my stiletto heel...which, I always wear to the grocery store. You never know who you're going to run into!
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"Cranky Bitch!" he shouted. "What did you do that for? Look! I'm bleeding." -
Then I realized it was Carlos, oh no not Carlos. -
Carlos Santana! Of all people. What is he doing here? -
And why is he barefoot? He looks like he's been out in the weather and busking for some time now. HIs face cracks from the chilled air. -
But I looked again ,could it be him or did he have a doppleganger?
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Then, I said to myself..."What the heck am I thinking? I don't even know what a doppleganger is!" Oh, how I hate when I have these people talking in my head.
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Its somebody who looks just like you (in German)
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He told me to meet him at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk. Have you got a Google map? -
i have my lap top but, there is no free wi-fi connection. sorry, mate.
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ohhh... there's that thought again, the hack, use it..no don't, yes, no, yes ...I was almost busted using it...oh what the heck...they won't know, I need it now.
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"Be quiet!" I scream to the voices in my head, I've got things to do, people to see, and places to go, with my laptop in tow! -
Then I wake up, and realise that the banana has been joined by a sponge, a walking jelly, and a bit of custard. Man, I wouldn't trifle with them. -
I log onto lamenews.blogspot.com/ as per usual. -
escaping my reverie I realize I am in the Cleaning Supplies aisle. I reach for the bottle of 409 -
and dance and sing down the aisle, knowing my hero was awaiting me down yonder
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And remember to apologise to Carlos the talking banana. As I pay and walk out of the store, I'm thinking what a cool day so far. But what adventures can I have with this bottle of 409 (by the way, what is a bottle of 409, I think...)
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the compulsion to clean all that I see with the voices and thoughts whistling through me
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I look around. Who said that.... who said that... Those voices, they really confuse me. I don't know reality from well not reality... I mean, I really don't like cleaning, or whistling!
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(a genie pops up and sings a jingle for Formula 409, the powerful spray cleaner)
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The genie his twin found him again!
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Genie, and his twin, Genie (their parents though they were comedians in the 60s) are happily hugging, when another voice is heard... RODNEY!
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Rodney Dangerfield blunders into the scene from another set muttering "I don't get no respect".
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Genie Squared glanced this way and that and realized the call came from the doll
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Both Genie, and his twin Genie, look at each other, and ask, "who me?"
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they look each other again(can't believe) and shout "who me doesn't matter" we supposed to grocery store now!!
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The Genie twins, known for their ability to stop a good story in their tracks thought that it was about time for a night out of the town. So, what did they do???
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No, we sing, all the voices within - let's go the mountains and play with the titans
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Unfortunately, not being knowledgeable with song lyrics, the brothers Gneie don't know that song, so they hum instead. But the voices in their head strangely seemed to know the words...
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(there is no song - they went to the mountains to play with the titans!
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And then remembered what Leo Kottke said, hum it backwards and it's out of phase.
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so backwards and forwards they go with the song, and then they played scrabble and babbled along
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our poor heroine grips the steering wheel tightly willing the voices in her head to SHUT UP. She takes her keys and the spray cleaner and walks back into the house.
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Only to find that her hubby had cleaned up the mess himself. :-) -
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She throws her keys onto the table, grinning with awe of her fantastical mind, thinking its done, the great day is done.
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oh no...there on the couch, her mother in law, and she's there to stay.
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What on earth was she doing with that bottle of Mr. Clean?
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The room is silent, but the tension is unbearable. The woman, and her mother in law glare at each other, each with their own bottles to do battle against the next poor spot of grime. Then off in the kitchen the sound of pots hitting the floor break the tension. -
As one the two women descend on the kitchen to find the husband has unleashed an avalanche of cookware from a cabinet.
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and he was cooking up a mean quiche.
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The quiche was particularly mean because the husband put anchovies on him.
In the background, he could hear the TV blaring, but wasn't sure what channel it was or, the program... -
or if the voices were starting to project outside her head...
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and the mother in law just hates anchovies...ha.ha.haa she thought.
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just wait until i go into anaphylactic shock and he has to resuscitate me. that'll teach him!
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With her cane in hand in her polka dot dress, she circled around...
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She danced, oh! how she danced. A vision of pure joy and happiness in a polka dot dress with a cane. Then the phone rang, who was it?
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It was that man that makes up Jingles for old commercials and asking if you know the jingle to 409
Of course you do
409, grease cleaner, yeah, it's the one 409, this cleaner puts grease on the run 409, 409, put grease on the run -
Movies made me do it. -
Wondering which nutcase was singing complete nonesense to her, she shrugged. "Must be the voices, they're phoning me up" she thought. What a very strange day she was having. Now, where are those Genie twins at?
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"Stop the insanity!" she screamed with great command, twirling around to see her husband standing there. Her husband walked towards her beckoning her forth, telling her it's time to put things at rest!
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help...maybe it's the end of the Mother in law , quick, she past out...bucket of water...quick
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oh let her go, let her give us all rest
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So the next morning, at half past 10, they looked out the window and saw...
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... a parade of one-eyed pygmy mexicans singing and carrying on. But what did it all mean? Was mother really dead, and did we really waste all that precious water? And what do we now do about it. With so many questions, they decided to go and get a coffee, it will all make sense then. At the coffee table...
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we decided to give up drinking coffee....thinking that caffeine was the cause of..
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...the end to world peace. Coffee is just such a bad thing, it makes you hear voices, see twin genies and call the Genie, beat up the in laws. You can't read coffee like you can tea.
He started reading the paper, blasened across paper was the headine... -
www.funepets.com officially declared the #1 pet website in the world" and that all pet owners need to sign up by the year end....
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They finished their tea and then drove to the sea, singing the tune to...
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Doe a deer, a female deer...
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And then a monstrous wave of emotion came thundering in, all those childhood memerios, driving in the car singing zipededooda, lemon trees, dad at the wheel, mum being neourotic in the frint and little brother with his finger up his nose. Doe a deer, Julie Andrews, the clothes, the apron, the people pretending they were playing guitar...no not that song, anything but.
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Singing "zippydooda zippydoday, my oh my what a beautiful day" ** running down the hill to the seaside - when suddenly..
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they realized they were in chitty, chitty bang bang and dick van dyke was driving the car...
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Dick was driving with a cocktail in his hand They would never make it now.....
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Unless...they stopped to pick up...
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Jason Bourne and his new partner, Harvey Keitel. But first they needed to hire a trailer, because Harvey won't come without his Harley.
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So the clan rattled and roared as they drove up and down the bumpy, curvy roads, with Harvey sitting on the bars of the Fat Boy (Harley motorcycle)and Jason Bourne riding the cycle, leading them on!
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But who was that following close behind? No, it couldn't be...why its
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dora the explorer, looking for boots. she seemed to have misplaced him when...
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the roof fell in. That is why you should always..
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wear a bicycle helmet. They serve multi purposes. They are good for falling roofs and falling off bikes. Too bad this one was for a child's head, because...
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It just didn't fit properly, and he got a concussion and called barney to bring him to the hospital. Once he got there he remembered...
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that it was all a dream. So grabbing their stuff, they sprinted on foot. All of a sudden, out of the blue...
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My alarm rang.
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Okay everyone. Come back next week to see the results. This should be very interesting. In the meantime, try my new discussion, "Things to do with Christmas Decorations After the Holidays."
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Sorry guys, it is taking longer than anticipated to write this story. The holiday season has started, and I am totally swamped. Anyway, I am still working on it, and hope to have it completed shortly.
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then suddenly, out of nowhere..
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