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   1/19/09

   2greenbottles

   Dunno. But the first word will probably be 'You'

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2. 

   1/19/09

   ArsenicCookies

   Based on previous glances I would say either "We did it" or "change is here"

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3. 

   1/19/09

   gosmelltheflowers

   Ho about 'People of america'

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4. 

   1/19/09

   aningeniousname

   "I had a dream......hey look at this there's a little red dot of light on me"

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   1. 

      1/19/09

      chicky401

      LMAO
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      1/19/09

      Friday13

      That's evil! You're an evil ... pink donkey creature thing!
5. 

   1/19/09

   sensico

   "Thank you, thank you, everyone sit down, please...please, everyone...thank you...." LOL

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6. 

   1/19/09

   cranelegs

   look ...

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7. 

   1/19/09

   Noarch

   Ill go with " I had a dream"

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8. 

   1/19/09

   annz

   "My fellow Americans, thank you!"

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      1/19/09

      sensico

      oh. yeah. that sounds about right
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      1/19/09

      annz

      Well, I stole the "thank you" part from you
9. 

   1/19/09

   Norski

   "I woke up."
   
   I doubt he'll do that, but it would be a clever way of recalling Martin Luther King, again: specifically his "I have a dream" speech.

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10. 

    1/19/09

    lordiwanttobewhole

    "You like me, You really like me!!!!!!!!" a la Sally Fields acceptance speech! ca.youtube.com/watch?v=IynQCmqvXZs
    
    
    
    

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       1/19/09

       Norski

       Considering what's happening to his popularity numbers, that's quite appropriate.
       
       Which got me to thinking: When will an American president have the courage, the vision, the pioneering spirit, to do post-career product endorsements? Former presidents tend to fritter their lives away by accepting speaking engagements, fronting for libraries, and making the occasional pronouncement.
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    1/19/09

    reasonablerobinson

    Friends, Romans, Americans, I come not to bury Bush but to praise him

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    1. 

       1/19/09

       sensico

       HA!, yeah, right
12. 

    1/19/09

    busylizzy

    a reference to MLK

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    1. 

       1/19/09

       Norski

       You think?
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       1/19/09

       sensico

       yeah I highly doubt it, at least not for his first line.
13. 

    1/19/09

    braincatcher

    Fellow Americans, I would like to change the name of the White House, if you don't mind.

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    1. 

       1/19/09

       reasonablerobinson

       The Greenhouse?
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       1/19/09

       braincatcher

       Nope. Black House.
    3. 

       1/21/09

       reasonablerobinson

       Let the Yellow Be Mellow - The Yellow House
14. 

    1/19/09

    sensico

    well if he is going to change the color then the obvious color would be the Pink House

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15. 

    1/19/09

    DangerMouse

    maybe he'll be common and start off with "you know..." maybe? Doubt it though.

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16. 

    1/19/09

    acousticguitarist

    "test test, hey is this mike on "

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17. 

    1/19/09

    pillownaut

    His campaign catchphrase was "Yes we can." Perhaps he will begin with "Yes we did!"

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18. 

    1/19/09

    voodooKobra

    "It took two long years..." etc.

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19. 

    1/19/09

    skwguitar

    "my fellow americans"

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20. 

    1/19/09

    wehireu

    It will contain three words if I guess right, dream, America, and change. It might even combine the words dream and America together to make American Dream.

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21. 

    1/19/09

    SportsNarrative

    "Suckers..."

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22. 

    1/19/09

    calais50

    KKK, bite my azz.

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23. 

    1/20/09

    pillownaut

    Mystery over, LOL, it was: "My fellow citizens, I stand here today humbled by the task before us; grateful for the trust you’ve bestowed; mindful of the sacrifices borne by our ancestors."

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24. 

    1/21/09

    reasonablerobinson

    Sorry, can you repeat that?

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25. 

    1/21/09

    jemyjenab

    Let see.. Obama change the world..
    Oppps... Change america....

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26. 

    1/24/09

    gosmelltheflowers

    Not bad guesses folks...

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