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Follow me, and I’ll kick your ass
Posted by MrPoo • 6 days ago • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: follow me, follower
I’m looking for Followers, so yesterday I asked a lady at the bus stop that I would like to follow her and if she wants to follow me. She slapped me in the face and said “Follow me, and I’ll kick your ass”.
What did I do wrong?
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You're killing me.-
I´m killing you! I haven`t even asked to follow me. I think I´m just not good in asking.
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Your mistake is you took that as a no. Obviously she's interested in indulging with you in a little S&M.-
Do you think next time I should jusk ask for S&M?
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With this particular lady it might've been a good idea.
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Where did you get your avatar mr poo? I'd follow you but my avatar ain't as cool.-
Hi Trailofpen.
It was easy. I took a photo of myself. Actually I took a lot of photos of myself, as you see when you visit my blog
Try and take some photos of yourself, and use them as avatar.
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Hahaha -
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You should have slapped her back, you probably would have had your way with her before the bus arrived. After all she liked you enough to show you by touching you. Woman always slap when they are horny. -
maybe try it Abba style
You follow me, I follow you
(Aha)
This is something we can do
You follow me, I follow you
(Aha)
We just have co-pee n paste
In no time we're through
(Aha)
Following is easy peasy, you know
Then you let it go
(Aha)
Take if from Mr Poo
(Aha)
You follow me, I follow you
(Aha)
It's the best thing we can do! -
lol - and I misread the name of this thread as "I'll lick your ass"!!!!
Either way, here u go!
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I learned that on another thread the other day ;-P-
Sorry!
Disappointed?
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Something similar happened to me, this pigeon started following me. I said, "leave me alone." The pigeon TWITTERED something. I did n't have a clue what it said.-
I wud be scared of a twittering pigeon.. they r only supposed to coot, arent they
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Not sure what you are all talking about ....but here is my offering
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The ass was already taken... -
Clearly, NP has the right idea. It must be his vast personal experience with getting slapped by strange women. Wait...I meant being strange and getting slapped by women.
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Yes, legbamel, my face still bears your stinging signature.
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I'll sting your signature, you prevert! [raising hand in a threatening manner]
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{legbamel raising hand in a threatening manner}
Are you flirting with me?
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Be thankful she didn't fling you at a fan. -
It happened before in a supermarket. A guy pushed me into the vegetables after I told him, that I would like to klick his Ads and if he will do the same in return. He said, he is happy married and not into this.
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Thats different. I think in this case, the vegtables you were standing next to may have frightend him a little.
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Yeah, you are right, vegetables are scary.
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Just imagine what would have happened if you offered to "kiss" his Ads instead.
I think you got off pretty easy here. -
No no, never start asking to kiss somebodys ads. Thats just to early. Maybe after he follows, you can offer him to kiss his ads.
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OK, I realy try and use my fantasy, but this symbol, I never seen it before... Is it an ass too?
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I think it's an ass, next to a vagina, sideways, between two horribly broken legs -
It is a confused person with hands in the air -
Right. A confused person with hands in the air, two horribly broken legs, and a sideways ass/vagina combo.
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I thought it´s somebody drowning.
But why is he confused? -
I'm gonna have to go with Brian on this one
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It's a female gymnast, signaling to the judges that she's ready to start her floor routine.
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Yes, now I can see it.
Will use it for my next post about female gymnasts
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I think your main mistake is living in the Northeastern in the United States. In the Southern United States, even when they say no they do it in the politest possible way while saying bad things behind your back and serving you Sweet Tea laced with Arsenic and the best Rat Poison Grits you've ever had.-
I´m from Europe. But anyway, people here don´t want to be followed or touched at their ads.
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Europe? What part of the US is that in?
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@NP: The tribute paying part.
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The main part of the US.
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No bro I think the Empire City is New York.
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Can´t be, I see this building when I look out ouf my kitchen window
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Oh I see, so the teleportation and repatriation of Europe project must be in its finishing phases.
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And I always thought the tower was for receiving my TV signal.
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No it's for:
"One tower to rule them all,
One tower to find them,
One tower to bring them all,
And in the darkness bind them."
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Every breath you take and every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take, I'll be watching you
Every single day and every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay, I'll be watching you
Oh can't you see you belong to me?
How my poor heart aches with every step you take
Every move you make and every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake, I'll be watching you
(...)
Police — Every Breath You Take lyrics.-
So you gonna follow me?
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Nah! I'm too busy!
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Thats good, otherwise I would have kicked your ass
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