User Comments

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   4/19/09

   greencurmudgeon

   I don't need any assistance in being "coarse".
   
   Second, presumably the flip side of his hit single was "Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Lovely Spam, Wonderful Spam..."

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   1. 

      4/19/09

      Epicharis

      I DON'T LIKE SPAM!
   2. 

      4/19/09

      greencurmudgeon

      I'll have your spam then, dear. I love it. I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam and spam.
   3. 

      4/19/09

      Epicharis

      I'm starting to think I should marry you...
   4. 

      4/19/09

      greencurmudgeon

      Just because I know most of the Monty Python repertoire? That's new.
   5. 

      4/19/09

      Epicharis

      You also look a bit like Tom Baker...
   6. 

      4/19/09

      greencurmudgeon

      Well wait a minute, do you look a bit like Lalla Ward?
   7. 

      4/19/09

      Epicharis

      you don't want someone like her...she'll run off with a zoologist...I do look a bit like a Sontaran, though...any good?
   8. 

      4/19/09

      greencurmudgeon

      I thought all Sontarans were male clones. I may be broadminded, but there is a certain way my bread is buttered.
   9. 

      4/19/09

      Epicharis

      I'm a reeeeeeallly old Sontaran...before all the cloning started...
   10. 

       4/19/09

       greencurmudgeon

       Well age is just a number. So long as you can sing the Australian philosophers' song, then you're worth asking for a designation and phone number.
   11. 

       4/19/09

       Epicharis

       Emmanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable...
   12. 

       4/19/09

       greencurmudgeon

       Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table....
   13. 

       4/19/09

       Epicharis

       David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel...
   14. 

       4/19/09

       greencurmudgeon

       And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schegel.
       
       There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach you 'bout the raising of the wrist....
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   4/19/09

   Epicharis

   Socrates himself was permanently pissed....
   
   
   John Stuart Mill of his own free will on a half a pint of shandy was particularly ill...

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      4/19/09

      greencurmudgeon

      Plato they say could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day.
   2. 

      4/19/09

      Epicharis

      Aristotle Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle...
   3. 

      4/19/09

      greencurmudgeon

      Hobbes was fond of his dram.
   4. 

      4/19/09

      Epicharis

      And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: I drink, therefore I am!
   5. 

      4/19/09

      greencurmudgeon

      Yes Socrates himself is particularly missed.
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   4/19/09

   Epicharis

   A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed!

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   1. 

      4/19/09

      greencurmudgeon

      Hurrah!
   2. 

      4/19/09

      Epicharis

      I think this is official proof that we need to get out more...
   3. 

      4/19/09

      greencurmudgeon

      Nonsense, this is just evidence of cultural literacy, like how people used to be able to speak Latin.
   4. 

      4/19/09

      Epicharis

      I believe it's spelled 'denial'...
   5. 

      4/19/09

      aningeniousname

      I've said it before and I'll say it again.......GEEKS!
   6. 

      4/19/09

      Epicharis

      Don't be jealous...