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Funny Search Terms- Part 356
Posted by ThriftShopRomantic • 12/18/08 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: 80s fashion, google, humor, search terms, used spandex
It's been a while since we've talked about this. Funny search terms people have used to get to your blog.
I had one that made me raise an eyebrow the other day and wrote a humor post about it-- Gently worn men's 80s spandex, anyone?:
cabbages-n-kings.blogspot.com/2008/12/tapping-into-gently-worn-spandex.html
How about you folks? Any goodies coming to you via Google lately?
Also-- seriously, would ya buy used Spandex trousers??!
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funny post-
Why, thank you, Panda!
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you need ears like mine
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Maybe Santa will bring me some for Christmas.
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Mine have taken a turn for the worse, I didn't think that was possible
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Heh-- dare I ask?
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Well you asked.....
"my red beaver nude"
and if you really want to laugh, google that in google images and see what picture comes up first. Its not rude, but very funny! -
I was laughing when I saw that YOUR site comes up in, like, the top four for that.
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It does? It doesn't when I search it? Bloomin heck!
and its because of this post, just in case anyone was wondering.
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It was about fourth on Google.com.
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Hmmm I am so proud of that, Not!
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You were certainly in some, um... unique... company on that page.
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Very very unique lol
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great post
I will have to have a look and see some of my own bizarre searched for keywords -
These made me laugh!
"what's the significance of eating hamburgers on the 4th of July?"
"ROOSEVELT FIGHTS"-
And did you tell that first guy, "Because folks get hungry?"
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Brilliant my favourite topic, these are my latest beauties. I have censored them.
"Pull my labia minora'
"Manliest handshake"
"worlds biggest transvestite cxxk?"
"Was Dr Ernst Shitclitz a nazi?"
"alexander the great plus one blind man"
"how to buy a pocket monkey"
"great cxxks of the world"
"How tall is fort jesus"
"grow a cxxk"
"alexander kebap history"
"Ricky from toni and guy doncaster"
"is ron jeremy good in bed'
"chateau monsiuer"
"nazi brothel semen war"
"virgin vagines figures"
"variety of cxxks in the world"
"mein kampf chair"
Looking at that I have to wonder what that says about me and my blog.-
I think that's tame for you.
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There does seem to be an overarching trend there.
You've got some really priceless ones in there, too. -
I must be slipping, but I did love "Nazi brothel semen war" I think it's out on the xbox 360 now.
@Thrift
Yeah the trend seems to be transvestite Nazis from the Doncaster branch of Toni and guy. -
I got a good laugh out of the "manliest handshake". Maybe you need to offer a PDF tutorial.
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Hi want to join with you, please visit myblog-
Wow, those are some search terms that sound strikingly like... erm... spam.
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A rather specific search term too...... hehe
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Nothing strange here, but thats funny! -
"John Malkovich is gay" (for some reason that's always close to the top of the list. *L*)
"decapitated female head found in lake 2008"
"how they make liquor in jail"
"stealing from a store nights in jail"
"wedding dreams death" -
I have a post on Turtle Sex that pulls in at least one or two per day. I did a post on it. -
I have a post on Turtle Sex that pulls in at least one or two per day. I did a post on it.
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but of course the comment software stripped the hyer link out. Let us see if this works...
www.thedailyegg.net/shameless-search-terms-like-turtle-sex/ -
I used to compare notes with fellow bloggers, but ever since Google gave my blog a page rank of 0 (yes, that is possible, and not good), I get almost no traffic at all from Google. So no keywords, and no interesting stories to share.
A fellow blogger gave me the following for her blog:
- Cherry girl rich
- Pagan chocolate goddess
- Divine body spread
Mind you, her blog is about cooking, mostly desserts. -
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-in the 2009 australian rainbow battle of the countries
=superstars of dance crotch -
Boy, you've had some winners. I like the "job to doo doo" in particular. I hope those are song lyrics!
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Who is Pinocchio?
Why Is My Tongue Yellow?
Great donkeys
My favourite actor (LOL - without a name?)-
I've seen quite a few of those "my" ones... which always make me laugh. If THEY don't know their favorite actor, how will Google?
I've seen someone asking what something would look like in their own livingroom.
Um, technology is advanced, but that would be truly amazing.
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I get lots of funny searches, I can't recall them all. Here is one:
"sample dating profile get laid"-
Direct and to the point, anyway.
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Most of the ones I get are pretty offensive, but the funniest recent one (for other reasons) was "how to not get stalked online", as the first result that comes up on Google is my post entitled "How To Get Stalked On MySpace".
It as if Google doesn't like the term "not", or just very weird karma.-
Maybe they think you can learn something from others' mistakes?
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Well the intention was to show how people do stupid things on MySpace that might make them "stalk-worthy, or would be considered inappropriate behaviour.
I guess that because the post appears as a "resource", it has more clout.
Still funny how that all works out.
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I have a picture of a girl dressed up in a poodle costume.
So I get people searching for costumes to put on their poodles.
I also get people to the page via "sexy dog" ???? I don't know what they are trying to find exactly.-
Heh- I don't know if we want to know, either.
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None of mine are out of the ordinary. I do have to be careful not to use the word "Pussy" on my cat blog for fear of attracting porno ads. Just today, an adsense ad was titled "Fat Pussy?" and I lost it! -
Yes, you're smart to consider that in advance. It's sort of reverse SEO-- what you DON'T want coming to your site.
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I think the oddest one was rate my cleavage.-
Sounds like a new gameshow.
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Thus far, these are my favourites:
"penetrate a mountain goat"
"whipped his penis hard"
"castlevania hentai"
"greenland on hardest level"-
Wow, now there's some... um... insight into some unique psyches.
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Wow mountain goats must be really hard to penetrate, intellectually speaking.
Or maybe I'm wrong and it's not about how impenetrably smart they are and it's just a balance thing.
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