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Funny: Things not to say during sex
Posted by arjunu • 1/12/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: funny, joke
Check my new funny joke: things not to say during sex. wemakeyoulaugh.blogspot.com you won't regret anything!
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1/ Ohhhhh kinky! Your sister won't let me do that!
2/ Jesus Christ! I may as well not bother it's like throwing a cocktail stick into the grand canyon.
3/ Who knew this would be more fun than sleeping with Labradors!
4/ I look great? Thanks, people bad mouth HIV but I have lost 10 stone since I've had it.
5/ Ohhhhhh kinky! Your dad won't let me do that!-
looooooooooool at the first one!!!!
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now what are those you've just quoted here?
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Funny, those two reindeer appear to be males. Am I right?
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Wow that is a lot for Monday morning! -
You're right linneaurania!
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Wow, your ceiling really needs to be painted.
Or the variant: Wow, did you know you have 350 tiles on your ceiling. -
well i think that's better coyoterose. nice one!
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Girl to guy - Hey ur Mom called earlier..
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Something like: your sister doesit even better -
Ready? Count backwards from ten. -
OMG, n00b!-
LOL, how romantic
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1. I have to poop.
2. Get off me, i'll do it myself.
3. This is your first time, right?
4. You are almost as good as my ex.
5. When is this supposed to feel good?
6. Hey, my friends are right, you are good!
7. I'm sobering up and you are getting ugly!-
hahahaha.. great!!!!
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it's kinda cool. you guys are adding more funny ones:)
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Is that a pimple on your &%$#* or do you need to tell me something?-
whoa thats scary, thats why its important to touch the guy before you stick anything in anywhere
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Lol...or do the lemon juice test. Always carry a lemon in your purse on a date you think might "go there". Squeeze some juice on your hand and put it down there...if he winces...it's time to leave.
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That's a good guideline for guys too. If your girl has a lemon in her purse, it might be time to leave. -
Actually, I thought about this a little more. If your girl has a lemon in her purse, it means you're getting some, so don't wince. Oh yeah, and don't ask her where she learned that trick.
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Never heard of said lemon juice test before....thanks
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1. So before we finish, can we agree on a dollar amount?
2. Wow, I'm gonna have to rank this among the twenty best things I did all day.
3. Smile a little more -- or the internet audience will lose interest.
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Because sex is a personal private thing I would normally not comment however I feel it is necessary to warn people whatever you do dont sing during sex just dont ever not ever you will send your partner to therapy for many years to come-
Depends on the song I think.
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I always sing "Old McDonald had a farm" in my head.
Helps me keep rhythm. -
I would have thought "Wake me up before you go go" would have been more your style.
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No. The "Jitterbug" part creeps me out.
Pervert! -
Mmmmmmm Jitterbug, I'm firming up just thinking off it.
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i've got another: "Hold on, let me change the channel"
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I have a confession ... -
Are you in? -
Can you hurry up my wife/husband is going to be home in 10 minutes.
I promise the doctors said it wasn't contagious.
Oh really, your already in? -
Do you accept Visa? -
Wake me when it is over.-
this is to hard!ahahahahahaah
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Wait, if I'm going to go cave diving, I need my flashlight.... -
It's not you, baby -- it's the fleas! -
Swallow or Spit? -
Oops what was that? -
well i added another 25 of them. anyone take a look please... www.wemakeyoulaugh.blogspot.com
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a guy and a girl are in bed. he says, "how many guys have you had sex with before?" She turns away in silence. Ten minutes go by. He says "are you still mad at me for asking." She says, "no, I am not mad; I am still counting"
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