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Give world peas a chance

Posted by jeremyjanson • 10/14/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: badness, getting even, humor, plagiarism, thriftshopromantic, world peace, world peas

Glenn Beck Peas Pictures, Images and Photos

In response to another thread that shall go unnamed, I have decided to actually TRY making this discussion.

P Pictures, Images and Photos

See, there are peas from all over the whirled. There are right-side peas and left-side peas and adult peas and child peas, and small peas and big peas. Why with such variety, every person can find their inner peas, and eat them.

peas Pictures, Images and Photos

See, peas are a little bit like humanity. They can serve every purpose. You can twist them with a fork, fling them at husbands and other people you hate, make terrible puns with them, suck them with a straw, build them in to little peapull that can then be glued together and hung from your rear-view mirror, in fact, some of them can even perform rock music:

Black Eyed Peas Pictures, Images and Photos

So ladies and gentlemen...

world peas Pictures, Images and Photos

This thread is dedicated to ThriftShopRomantic!

It was in absolutely no way, shape, form, or legal technicality a form of plagiarism.

User Comments

10/14/09

sorcerer

genius!

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1. 10/14/09
  
  jeremyjanson
  
  I know, and soon after we've all followed my plans and assimilated in to MY consciousness, we will finally achieve world peas.
10/14/09

drjalee52

I like this, it is funny...

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1. 10/14/09
  
  jeremyjanson
  
  It's not funny! It's the deepest darkest reflections of my heart! WWWAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
2. 10/14/09
  
  kat822
  
  damn that is an ugly baby
3. 10/14/09
  
  jeremyjanson
  
  This is a good baby:
  
  This is a bad baby:
  
  And you already have an ugly baby.
  
  The good, the bad, and the ugly!
10/14/09

PetLvr

There Snow Peas Like World Peas

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1. 10/14/09
  
  jeremyjanson
  
  That's a peasy comment! Shame on you!
10/14/09

ThriftShopRomantic

Ah, thank you, JJ-- I feel so honored!

In fact, it makes me want to sing...

"Everybody's talking 'bout snap peas
Sweet peas, snow peas, black-eyed peas, you 'n me...
All we are saying... Is give peas a chance..."

(flipping and waving lighter)

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10/14/09

aspotofblog

Will you peas stop it!

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10/14/09

ThriftShopRomantic

Heh, we should do a Pod cast.

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10/14/09

Bullgrit

Vegetable rights and peace!

Gold-plated attaboy to the one who recognizes where that statement is from.

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10/14/09

JohnCassian

This phrase comes from the hippy Neil in the 80's classic comedy 'The Young Ones'.

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1. 10/14/09
  
  Bullgrit
  
  Holy jeez! First reply. *hands over gold-plated attaboy* Good memory.
  
  Or strong Google-fu, maybe?
2. 10/14/09
  
  MidwestMom
  
  Watch your language, bullgrit. Do you know who John is?!?
  
  hint: he prays to the big guy for whirled peas *daily*.
3. 10/15/09
  
  Bullgrit
  
  Oops. Um, I really meant that in the most reverant way.
10/14/09

HollytheHousewife

U forgot sweet peas like MEEEE!!!! Don't ever never do that again PEAS

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1. 10/14/09
  
  jeremyjanson
  
  You ain't a sweet pea, you a black-eyed pea! *Punches her in face.*
10/14/09

JohnCassian

Thanks, but hold your attaboy for the person who actually remembers the phrase from the TV show. I only had a hunch that it was from some comedy, but had never heard of the show and had to find it on Google.

Here's a link to a description of the show on Cult TV:

www.cultv.co.uk/young.htm

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10/14/09

Deray28

She is the biggest supported of World Peas;

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVHddQSIUm4

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1. 10/14/09
  
  HollytheHousewife
  
  Man I cover my eyes every time I see that
10/14/09

crazyTsu

They fill my plate already

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1. 10/14/09
  
  jeremyjanson
  
  First CrazyTzus' plate, then the world.
2. 10/14/09
  
  jeremyjanson
  
  You can't escape them, no matter how peasy it makes you feel inside.
3. 10/14/09
  
  jeremyjanson
  
  And some of them are armed with shotguns. *Starts firing at CT*
4. 10/14/09
  
  aspotofblog
  
  All I wanted was a peasful discussion, and now look at this!
5. 10/14/09
  
  jeremyjanson
  
  I come not to bring peas, but a sport! (Starts shooting peas at aspotofblog)
6. 10/15/09
  
  crazyTsu
  
  /shoots some pis at jj from some location on roof
7. 10/15/09
  
  jeremyjanson
  
  Pa-pea the sailorman, ATTACK!!!
10/14/09

MissSuzie

This thread ap-pea-ses me to no end.

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1. 10/14/09
  
  jeremyjanson
  
  Here you go sweety. Enjoy:
  
  (BTW, there's cyanide in them, but Miss Suzie doesn't know this.)
2. 10/14/09
  
  MissSuzie
  
  (Miss Suzie doesn't accept gifts from strangers either)
  
  You've been added to "my list."
3. 10/14/09
  
  aspotofblog
  
  Yuck! That's PEASant food.
4. 10/14/09
  
  jeremyjanson
  
  @MissSuzie: Pea afraid, pea very afraid, and by the way, I'm talking to you.
  
  @aspotofblog: Exactly, for PEAsants!
10/14/09

SoftwareGal

Peas can't help you.

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1. 10/14/09
  
  jeremyjanson
  
  But brussel sprouts can:
10/14/09

petchatter

I loves my peas. Power to the peas!

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1. 10/15/09
  
  sorcerer
  
  power to the pee
2. 10/15/09
  
  jeremyjanson
  
  *Peas on everybody.*
10/15/09

aspotofblog

Looks like this discussion has gone pea-shaped.

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10/15/09

MidwestMom

I eat my peas with honey,
I've done so all my life.

I eat my peas with honey,
So they won't roll off my knife.

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1. 10/15/09
  
  jeremyjanson
  
  Peas a peas.
2. 10/15/09
  
  aspotofblog
  
  Listen here, jeremy. What's that supposed to mean 'peas a peas'? I'm hear to exchange peasantries, and all you are doing is peaing on everything!
3. 10/15/09
  
  jeremyjanson
  
  Peas bare with me as I peasfully dispeas you with peasiness. Peas a peas my peasy peas peas a peas de peas le peas. Pa peas. Bah. :p
4. 10/15/09
  
  aspotofblog
  
  Stop speaking French, jeremy! As this is an English forum, I'll have to PEAnalize you!
5. 10/15/09
  
  jeremyjanson
  
  Peaple peaversely peatard peanalizers.
10/15/09

mariosa

i hate the last song of Black eyed peas, i gotta feeling, a bad song that people listen all the time right now like have not mind

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10/15/09

laurencefosgate

One of the great movie lines of all time- The Color Purple, after Whoopie Goldberg has pulled a knife on Danny Glover at the Thanksgiving table and told him he will be cursed til he treats her right, Oprah Winfrey laughs, says she's back and "Pass me them peas." I believe the modern peas movement started right then.

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10/15/09

nothingprofound

This thread is the peas-de-resistance.

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1. 10/15/09
  
  aspotofblog
  
  And you too! No more French!
10/15/09

crazyTsu

pa pa poopi pea

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1. 10/15/09
  
  jeremyjanson
  
  Pa-peas after you again CT!
10/16/09

exit2013

Peace, I like...
peas...NOPE!

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1. 10/16/09
  
  jeremyjanson
  
  PEAS OR DIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
10/16/09

askcherlock

Brilliant! Does this include "green peas"?

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1. 10/16/09
  
  jeremyjanson
  
  No. Green peas are evil and inferior and will be exterminated in the final solution.
  
  But being peasful, we don't do it with guns. We'll do it with peas.
10/16/09

aspotofblog

How do you guys think the peas musth feel? PEAdophiles!

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1. 10/16/09
  
  jeremyjanson
  
  The act looks a little yucky:
10/16/09

nothingprofound

Peas, no more!

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1. 10/16/09
  
  jeremyjanson
  
  PEASSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10/16/09

bringbackpluto

I just read a bunch of chapters on peas today in "The Pushcart War." The pushcart peddlers use pea-shooters in their war against the trucks. One chapter is entitled, "Peas for Peace."

Weird!

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1. 10/16/09
  
  jeremyjanson
  
  It's cognitive resonance!