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Glue, penises and other revenge stories
Posted by brianomaracroft • 28 days ago • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: boyfriends, funniest, girlfriends, humor, husbands, penis, relationships, revenge, wives
I recently wrote a blog entry, titled Glue and Penises, about some news items I had read recently about superglue accidentally or intentionally being used on the male member. I'm just curious...do others have good and/or unsetting revenge stories they can share? Something that was perhaps a bit over-the-top but that at the time seemed deserved?
Cheers,
Brian
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Apparently, revenge isn't as popular a topic as I'd thought. Sigh...
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Ok I have some but they are not for there. They are EMT related and they are all hospital related. But they involve super glue, items inserted and ect......-
What is it with the glue thing? I don't get it.
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it is easy to do and every one has it
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Well, It's a long story but the funniest revenge tactic I ever took part in was to this guy who kept coming over to my friend's apartment. It wasn't that he did anything specific that deserved revenge, it's just that he would bring a bunch of people over to my friends apartment every other night and like try to start parties without notifying my friend who owned the apartment. Consequently this apartment started becoming a sort of party house.
So one night this guy was passed out on the couch after drinking way to much like usual. My friend who owned the apartment along with another friend and I were up really late because we had taken some E earlier that night. We decided we wanted to send this guy a message. I peed in a cup and my friend slowly poored it all over this annoying guy as he was sleeping. We then shaved a small chunk of his hair and wrote some profanity on his face with permanent marker.
The next morning when the guy woke up we were all still awake. He slowly rose from the couch and made a series of really funny facial expressions as he discovered the strong stench emanating from his cloths along with the chunks of hair laying on the couch and floor around him. He never said a word though. I just walked out and never came back.-
Please remind me--often--never to get on your bad side.
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omg thats hilarious!!!
i have way to many revenge stories that i care not remember
but one of the milder ones for u guys:
i moved out when i was 17 going on 18, and had a roommate for a short amount of time...
she basically did some things that werent cool to me,
so when she was out i put a few choice liquids in her shampoos
face washes, left over soup in the frig and her dogs stuff....
basically anything that was in a bottle, i added a little something else "special" to it... -
I'm still cringing at the thought of someone picking up the bottle of conditioner and wondering, "Hey, this is more full than it was yesterday!"
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I'm not a vengeful woman but I love the title so I had to read this thread. .-
Yeah me too, plus I can't sew, so if one accidentally fell off, I would have to use glue
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I was also very curious about the thread. Don't forget Velcro, also very handy. -
I don't think they typically just "fall off"...OH MY GOD...DO THEY?
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I have heard that they come off in your hand?
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They do come off in hands, but not the way your thinking -
Gosh!
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That reaction would be acceptable, although I believe it would involve more curse words. Especially if it was not forewarned ;p
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not a problem, I own a staple gun
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Fun!
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Ouch...
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Yes...ouch
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My blog is full of my revenge on others. The most recent was threatening to shove a stalker into a cardboard baler. He got the hint and is now leaving me alone.-
So, you aren't especially subtle, then? You just became my first "favorite" on BlogCatalog.
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If I weren't such a b!tch, I'd feel honored.
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That's okay...I'm a bit of a dick, myself.
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Uh Oh! You said a trigger word!
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Hahaha!
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Don't hurt him!
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Salt doesn't work on me and it has been quite some time since I used my fork.
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Go for it
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Oh no..."trigger words"?
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I'm a fan of penis, but I hate dick.
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Gotcha.
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I had a night to sleep on this whole attack-on-penis issue, and kept coming back to one thing--where does one get her hands on a cardboard baler?
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The back room of every grocery store has one. I threatened to throw the stalker employee into it.
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You seem to know your way around devices that maim. Is that one of those "life skills" I keep hearing about?
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It is probably the only life skill I use on a daily.
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Hell hath no fury than a woman with a glue gun.-
I think just about any weapon is somewhat intimidating...but glue is definitely up there. I'd be a little afraid of paint stripper as well.
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I found another story, this also from Britain. A man was arrested with six bags of cocaine in his pockets and a quantity of tape wrapped around his penis. I guess he was in a hurry to get it bundled, because he didn't notice that the adhesive must have errantly picked up a sixth bag which was somehow stuck to his member. The craziest thing...
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My revenge stories are quite evil and I am pretty sure ya'll wouldn't look at me the same if you knew them
However, there is a funny site that has nothing but revenge stories on it everything from injecting rotten egg yolk into a neighbors carpet to putting a cheating ex's pictures on a hook up site to making a teacher think she was insane by sticking a portable radio in the ceiling tiles above her desk. -
well there's one I could share. I was involved with a narcisstic tattoo artist who loved tattoing his name on people, after he did me wrong (yes this is the first love who knocked me up and celebrated the miscarriage, made amends and then took off with a suspected tranny from Germany) I got a tattoo by someone else with a Mr. Yuk says Gabby Sucks and a Mr. Yuk sticker. While that may seem insane, it's a big F-U plus since my modeling pictures are oh so popular it's really bad publicity for him. And it's tattooed in such a way that when I finish the half sleeve the name disappears. The kicker is the person who did it was one of his very good friends, and now everyone knows the entire story of what he did and I get a lot of high fives. It only seems irrational if you don't know me or the story lol
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That's hilarious! Touche
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lol.
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hehe yeaah it all ties back to that mama dropping me thing... oh wait Brian does this count as outrageous too?
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Yes, I think it does.
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score!!!! If it makes it any less outrageous he tattooed a tool on someone with his name on it and titled the tattoo "gabby is a tool" lol
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Tit for tat.
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my revenge is more emotional than physical-
Whatever works
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Nothing quite like a well-timed punch to the psyche!
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interesting..!!
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