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Today is a very special day. It is the birthday of Offer "Vince" Shlomi, Mr. ShamWow. In honor of his birthday, I am participating in a ShamWow Carnival and have written a poem, Ode To Vince, to commemorate this momentous occasion.

Happy birthday to Vince, Happy birthday to Vince......


madmadmargo.blogspot.com/2009/04/ode-to-vince.html

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  1. gtally
    Should we celebrate by biting off his tongue? I think we could use a ShamWow to wipe up the mess...
    1. MadMadMargo
      Cool, but I think that has already been done.
  2. Agit8r
    Agreed. That guy is as sleazy as John Roberts!
    1. gtally
      Ooh! Then we could stick him in a George Foreman grill and hide the evidence with OxyClean, then blame the whole thing on Ron Popeil.
    2. Stillthinking
      John Roberts the TV psychic isn't real?
    3. Agit8r
      I meant the Chief Justice of the Supreme court, who wanted to give the school pervs immunity
    4. Agit8r
      @tally. why not pump him full of herbal aphrodesiacs and put some potato-peeling gloves on him
    5. MadMadMargo
      He's not real? Man, what a blow. This could be as bad as when I learned the WWF was fake.


      Ohhhhh, that guy.....never mind.
    6. gtally
      I think Amway sells the aphrodesiacs and RonCo sells the potato peeling gloves.
    7. Agit8r
      mere logistics
    8. gtally
      MeMe, the World Wildlife Fund is fake?!?

      I just *knew* that evil Panda logo was up to something...
    9. Agit8r
      Amway/Quixtar now sells vitamins made out of Panda
  3. timethief
    Loved the poem.
    1. MadMadMargo
      Thank you for your comment!!!

      *MMM takes a bow*
    2. timethief
      The haiku was also cool.
    3. Agit8r
      I finally read them peom--well done!

      he can always trade shamwows for cigarettes in prison. his cell mates could use them for reusable "fifi"s
    4. Agit8r
      www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fifi

      see, the Shamwow would have the advantage of being highly absorbant
  4. Agit8r
    mind you I've only used the term in the context of jail cell decontamination: "Hey, don't touch that pillow without the tongs, it's streaked up like a FIFI!

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