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Happy Birthday Vince "ShamWow" Shlomi
Posted by MadMadMargo • 4/25/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: birthday, shamwow, vince
Today is a very special day. It is the birthday of Offer "Vince" Shlomi, Mr. ShamWow. In honor of his birthday, I am participating in a ShamWow Carnival and have written a poem, Ode To Vince, to commemorate this momentous occasion.
Happy birthday to Vince, Happy birthday to Vince......
madmadmargo.blogspot.com/2009/04/ode-to-vince.html
User Comments
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Should we celebrate by biting off his tongue? I think we could use a ShamWow to wipe up the mess...-
Cool, but I think that has already been done.
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Agreed. That guy is as sleazy as John Roberts!-
Ooh! Then we could stick him in a George Foreman grill and hide the evidence with OxyClean, then blame the whole thing on Ron Popeil.
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John Roberts the TV psychic isn't real? -
I meant the Chief Justice of the Supreme court, who wanted to give the school pervs immunity
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@tally. why not pump him full of herbal aphrodesiacs and put some potato-peeling gloves on him
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He's not real? Man, what a blow. This could be as bad as when I learned the WWF was fake.
Ohhhhh, that guy.....never mind. -
I think Amway sells the aphrodesiacs and RonCo sells the potato peeling gloves.
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mere logistics
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MeMe, the World Wildlife Fund is fake?!?
I just *knew* that evil Panda logo was up to something... -
Amway/Quixtar now sells vitamins made out of Panda
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Loved the poem.-
Thank you for your comment!!!
*MMM takes a bow* -
The haiku was also cool.
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I finally read them peom--well done!
he can always trade shamwows for cigarettes in prison. his cell mates could use them for reusable "fifi"s -
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fifi
see, the Shamwow would have the advantage of being highly absorbant
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mind you I've only used the term in the context of jail cell decontamination: "Hey, don't touch that pillow without the tongs, it's streaked up like a FIFI!
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