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Happy Early Birthday, Pointless Banter!

Posted by ThriftShopRomantic • 3/19/08 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: birthday, easter, neglect, pointless banter

So it's going to be your birthday on Saturday, Kevin! Congrats!

Sure, there's a huge holiday on Sunday you're trying to steal the thunder of... But don't worry about that at all.

When you get presents that are roughly egg shaped, don't feel like you were an afterthought...

When your cake kinda looks like a bunch of Marshmallow Peeps molded together, pay no mind to that...

When you have to unwrap your gifts, and they're all tangled in this weird colored grass stuff and celophane, don't think people weren't thinking just of YOU...

It's your birthday! So party on!

(HAHAHAHAHAHHA)

User Comments

3/19/08

crpitt

Happy Birthday!!!!!!

[reply]
1. 3/19/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  (Feel better, Claire? It's not you for once!)
2. 3/19/08
  
  crpitt
  
  Its about time
3. 3/19/08
  
  pointlessbanter
  
  If you want to really give me a birthday present subscribe to:
  
  pointlessbanter.net
4. 3/20/08
  
  Sylvia
  
  I'll subscribe Kevin, but my husband suggested you might enjoy this more.
5. 3/20/08
  
  Theresa111
  
  He wouldn't be able to resist. Kevin with his very own Toons. Nice gift.
3/19/08

ender

WOOHOO

wow, another year older, and whattaya get?
Another day older and deeper in debt.
Saint Peter, don't you call me, 'cause I can't go;
I owe my soul to the BC store...

heh

[reply]
3/19/08

pointlessbanter

While I appreciate the well wishes... this thread is never going to die is it?

[reply]
1. 3/19/08
  
  ender
  
  oh hell no!
2. 3/19/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  Never is a really long time.
  
  Let's leave it at a few short millennia.
3. 3/19/08
  
  crpitt
  
  no no and no!
4. 3/19/08
  
  pointlessbanter
  
  hmmm I think your birthday is going to come around again
5. 3/19/08
  
  crpitt
  
  Awww I was going to be nice and ask what you wanted for your birthday.
6. 3/19/08
  
  pointlessbanter
  
  What were you going to give me?
7. 3/19/08
  
  crpitt
  
  A sharpie
8. 3/19/08
  
  pointlessbanter
  
  what about the canvas to sign on?
9. 3/19/08
  
  crpitt
  
  Sign away, unless they scratch?
10. 3/19/08
  
  pointlessbanter
  
  oh I will be writing
11. 3/19/08
  
  crpitt
  
  hopefully not pointlessbanter.net or kev was ere
3/19/08

ender

LMFAO

Tags: birthday, easter, neglect, pointless banter

[reply]
1. 3/19/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  I thought SOMEONE would appreciate that.
2. 3/19/08
  
  crpitt
  
  hahaha
3/19/08

kdawg68

Oh I can so see this thread popping back up months from now.

So, does this make PB like the anti-christ or something?

[reply]
1. 3/19/08
  
  ender
  
  at least he's not jam.
2. 3/19/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  Only every few years, depending on the calendar. It's a time-share sort of thing.
3. 3/19/08
  
  kdawg68
  
  On the 7th sun from the 7th moon. So it has been foretold by the prophets of Jamiroquai.
4. 3/19/08
  
  ender
  
  i believe that it's a part of pastafarianism as well.
  
  the flying spaghetti monster said so.
3/19/08

kdawg68

I have to admit - marshmellow peeps freak me out. Those things are just weird. I have a peep phobia. I think I acquired it from a co-worker as I had never considered them freaky before.

[reply]
1. 3/19/08
  
  ender
  
  i dislike the peeps. i do not like squooshy things in my mouth. and all that sugar? ewwww.
2. 3/19/08
  
  kdawg68
  
  a fitting end. Burn the peeps!!!!
3. 3/19/08
  
  ender
  
  i just threw up a little in my mouth.
  
  ewwwwww
4. 3/19/08
  
  Theresa111
  
  Oh No! I love the peeps. Stop melting them.
5. 3/19/08
  
  bnsullivan
  
  Peep soup?
6. 3/20/08
  
  dharmagypsy7
  
  You are EVIL!!!!
  
  Save the Peeps
7. 3/20/08
  
  Theresa111
  
  Yes! Save the cute tasty little peeps. Stop the abusive melting pot!
3/19/08

Theresa111

Happy Birthday To You
Happy Birthday To You
Happy Birthday On Saturday, Dear Kevin,
Happy Birthday To You!

[reply]
1. 3/19/08
  
  ender
  
  you know you have to come back saturday and sing it again, right?
2. 3/19/08
  
  Theresa111
  
  Okay. Please remind me in my shout box the night before. Thanks FEB 27th!
3/19/08

bnsullivan

Happy Birthday, dear Kevin. Happy birthday to yooooooooou!

[reply]
1. 3/19/08
  
  Theresa111
  
  You sounded beautiful.
3/19/08

Anok

Happy birthday.

Bastard.

[reply]
1. 3/19/08
  
  ender
  
  LMFAO
2. 3/19/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  I believe he refers to himself as an egotistical jerkoff.
3/19/08

crkian

You old git appy birthday

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3/19/08

thegoodknife

Finally, a thread worth bumping once a month.

[reply]
1. 3/19/08
  
  ender
  
  lmfao
  
  once a month for the next 30 years!
  (at least)
2. 3/19/08
  
  pointlessbanter
  
  Thanks for encouraging them... Remember that lock thread idea that was talked about... Now would be a good time.
3. 3/19/08
  
  ender
  
  i don't think either claire, chelle or anok need any encouragement, kevin.
  
  all four of you are alike that way!
3/19/08

suburbqueen

Happy Birthday Kevin! And forgive me in advance when I wish it again in a month or two.

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3/19/08

crpitt

ooops I just stumbled it

[reply]
1. 3/19/08
  
  ender
  
  LMFAO
2. 3/19/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Oops, I just thumbed up it.
3. 3/19/08
  
  crpitt
  
  Totally by accident!
4. 3/19/08
  
  ender
  
  you guys are evil
  
  lmfao
5. 3/19/08
  
  crpitt
  
  Only 68% evil
6. 3/19/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  I refuse to take that test, I might scare myself with the results.
  
  I bet Kevin is somewhere around 82%, care to wager on it?
7. 3/19/08
  
  crpitt
  
  I bet 96%
8. 3/19/08
  
  ender
  
  lmfao ... chelle, considering that you're the antichrist, i think we can safely assume 100% evil.
9. 3/19/08
  
  pointlessbanter
  
  Just wait to you get to Boston.... you will see how evil I am...
10. 3/19/08
  
  bnsullivan
  
  Kevin, is that a threat or a promise?? *evil grin*
11. 3/19/08
  
  crpitt
  
  Oh that sounds like fun
12. 3/19/08
  
  ender
  
  wha? he's borrowing sylvia's prized whip???
3/19/08

clioandme

Happy Birthday, Kevin!

You know Claire is so gonna bookmark this one . . .

[reply]
1. 3/19/08
  
  ender
  
  lol ... she and chelle already stumbled it.
3/19/08

lordlikely

I shall only forget that it's Kevin's birthday on Saturday, so I hope you will all keep bumping this thread to remind me.

That not only goes for this birthday, but each subsequent one thereafter.

[reply]
1. 3/19/08
  
  crpitt
  
  This will be here for a long time yet
2. 3/19/08
  
  ender
  
  don't worry, lordlikely.
  
  as claire says, this thread will be here for a very very long time.
  
  you'll probably want to wish him a happy birthday on many saturdays.
  
  some mondays. a couple of tuesdays. but don't overdo it on wednesday. he hates wednesdays.
3. 3/19/08
  
  lordlikely
  
  HUZZAH!
4. 3/19/08
  
  pointlessbanter
  
  huzzah?
5. 3/19/08
  
  lordlikely
  
  HUZZAH.
6. 3/19/08
  
  Theresa111
  
  Huzzah!
7. 3/19/08
  
  lordlikely
  
  HUUUUUUUUUZZZZAAAAAAAAH!
8. 3/19/08
  
  Theresa111
  
  Was it as good for you?
3/19/08

kdawg68

I'd just like to wish an early happy Bastille day to everyone.

edit: oops...bastille lady was showing boobs.

[reply]
1. 3/19/08
  
  ender
  
  LMFAO
  
  you shoulda left that up. dammit, we paid for that present for kevin.
  
  sorry, kevin.
3/19/08

Majik

Happy Birthday!!

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3/20/08

dharmagypsy7

Happy Birthday Kevin!!!!

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3/20/08

ThriftShopRomantic

It's officially now one day closer to Kevin's birthday than when I originally began the post! YAY!

One day closer!

Happy birthday! (bringing out balloons... shaped like Easter eggs which read Happy Easter on them.)

[reply]
1. 3/20/08
  
  ender
  
  WOOOHOOO
  
  he's one day closer to being the old man we know he is.
  
  congratulations on surviving yet another day. that's quite the accomplishment at your age.
3/20/08

ettarose

I know I am not one of the inner BC cliques but I read all of you, I think you are funny as hell and Happy Fookin Birthday big Kev. MUUAAH! Was that a big sloppy kiss or just a raspberry?

[reply]
1. 3/20/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  Aw, Etta, whatddaya MEAN? With a response like that, I'm wondering why you're not joining in the fun more OFTEN?
3/20/08

ettarose

I get bitched at enough about the time I spend on this infernal computer. Plus the fact that I am in the paleozoic(?) ages and have dial up. It would take four years to catch up with all of you nuts.

[reply]
1. 3/20/08
  
  ender
  
  lol
  
  /me inducts you into the YaYa BCerhood
  
  you are now part of the inner sanctum.
  
  (i didn't even know it existed before now)
2. 3/20/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  I'm on dial-up at the moment too-- I totally understand. I have to look at discussion lengths and decide if it's worth it waiting for 400 responses to load.
  
  Glad you chimed in, nonetheless! Kevin will SO appreciate that you went to the trouble to wish him a happy birthday even while facing the struggles of dial-up.
3. 3/20/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  Heh, Ender, me either. I always kind of chuckle when I hear folks talk about the inner BC cliques-- I don't think I've been a part of a clique in my life. In high school I was the kid on the edge of the crowd dressed weirdly and just praying no one put gum in my hair that day.
4. 3/20/08
  
  ender
  
  me either! i was always rather anti-clique. makes me sad a lot of times that people think there are cliques when maybe there's just a group of people who can't seem to shut up.
5. 3/20/08
  
  clioandme
  
  That's a good description of what's going on. I think that's probably just what we are: "people who can't seem to shut up."
6. 3/20/08
  
  pointlessbanter
  
  That is a good description
7. 3/20/08
  
  bnsullivan
  
  Mark said, "I think that's probably just what we are: "people who can't seem to shut up."
  
  /Corollary to "Someone on the internet is WRONG" noted.
3/20/08

jungl

Happy birthday old man!

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3/20/08

marcxtg248

Oi happy boitday mate!!!! Cheers!!!!!!!!!

Were's the party at? @: Wuzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaa!!!

Oh with my mother's native tongue let me greet you...qu ni sheng er kuai le! (that's mandarin :p)

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3/20/08

ThriftShopRomantic

Here you go, Kevin! We've put up some birthday garland just for you!

[reply]
1. 3/20/08
  
  ender
  
  lmfao
2. 3/20/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  Okay, so I made the garland last year...
  
  But shhhh, don't tell, PB. We want the birthday boy to feel special.
3. 3/20/08
  
  crpitt
  
  Thats lovely I am sure he will appreciate it
4. 3/20/08
  
  bnsullivan
  
  Oh gawd, more peep abuse!
5. 3/20/08
  
  ender
  
  sorry, bobbie. the peeps must die.
  
  hideous unnatural things that they are!
6. 3/20/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  The peeps are happy being garland. It's not like it was a mass hanging or anything. Though it was fun threading through their little necks.
7. 3/20/08
  
  ender
  
  you made me laugh loud enough that the dogs woke up and barked at me, TSR.
8. 3/20/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  See-- you've managed to find the fun with Peeps! I'm proud of you, Ender.
9. 3/20/08
  
  ender
  
  i now intend to write a punk song entitled: Lynch the Peeps
  
  not to be confused with lynching people, because that's bad and wrong. just the little sugary peeps. because they are bad and wrong!
10. 3/20/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  Not to stifle your creativity, but they deserve better than violence. Like this!
  
  See how happy they are??!
11. 3/20/08
  
  bnsullivan
  
  OMG - pole-dancing peeps?
  
  Oh wait -- that's a carousel. Sorry...
12. 3/20/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  Somewhere I DID see a poledancing Peeps scene--- I don't recall what site that was. But I think the project was called "Peep Show." They used rabbit Peeps for the dancers, though.
13. 3/20/08
  
  ender
  
  LMFAO ... pole dancing peeps to go with the pole dancing doll thing they were selling in the UK for christmas last year? two years ago?
  heh
14. 3/20/08
  
  Theresa111
  
  That is charming! If I were there I would eat a few peeps. Yummy. Oh my. You have little bunnies too.
3/20/08

Anok

So Kev, you're approximately a year older than dirt, right?

What was it like watching the resurrection on the original Easter?

* me ducking and covering...

[reply]
1. 3/20/08
  
  pointlessbanter
  
  I am only 31
2. 3/20/08
  
  ender
  
  so that'll be 32 saturday, then?
  
  i guess you're safe until your birthday next year ... 33 ... easter ... hmmm
3. 3/20/08
  
  Anok
  
  You're no fun
  
  So how many stale peeps do you want when we come up to harass you in Boston?
4. 3/20/08
  
  pointlessbanter
  
  I love stale peeps... no I will be turning 31... i feel old
5. 3/20/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  HAHA- Anok, you made him bump his own thread.
6. 3/20/08
  
  ender
  
  lol
7. 3/20/08
  
  crpitt
  
  He loves the attention
  heh
8. 3/20/08
  
  ender
  
  oh kevin, geez. i'm happily turning 40 in november. you're still a baby!
  
  wait, we all knew that part already ...
9. 3/20/08
  
  Anok
  
  Heh, you're not old Kev....but your present of stale melted peeps will be!
3/20/08

dharmagypsy7

I am hoping that this thread goes up to 1000 like the baking soda one.

[reply]
1. 3/20/08
  
  ender
  
  as are we all!
2. 3/20/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  I will be on a mini-road trip tomorrow, but I'm hoping that folks will keep this rolling in my absence. Because, you know, PB can't be wished ENOUGH happy birthdays and OFTEN enough during this important celebratory time.
  
  Why in SOME cultures, the 31st birthday is, um, a rite of passage. Into adulthood and stuff...
  
  Of course, probably not for PB.
3. 3/20/08
  
  dharmagypsy7
  
  lol.. I am sure he will blog about his rite of passage into manhood for all of us to chuckle over.
4. 3/20/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  Actually, we may not WANT to know all the details of any rites of passages he's got going on.
3/20/08

dharmagypsy7

btw Stumbled. hope others will join in.

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3/20/08

Anok

I think Kevin is gearing up a wildly horrible blog post about all of us now.

We'll be infamous I tell you!

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3/20/08

ender

kevin is going to marry a woman named J.

every time i see PB i immediately think &J. and i don't even like PB&J. too sweet. ugh

maybe that's the bday cake we should make for him? a PB&J cake???

[reply]
1. 3/20/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  PB just seems like a good solution for naming. "Pointless" sounds a bit cruel. "Banter" is a bit too jaunty.
  
  "Kevin" isn't helpful because we have about twenty of those, including one who's a horse...
  
  Cake-wise, might I suggest one of those lamb-shaped Easter cakes with fluffy coconut icing on it? HAHAHAHAHAHA
  
  Maybe in PINK! .....
2. 3/20/08
  
  ender
  
  for a present i should turn him into nerdy smurf, eh?
3. 3/20/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  At your discretion...
4. 3/20/08
  
  ender
  
  he's probably going to be very relieved to know that i'm really preoccupied by a couple of projects already.
5. 3/20/08
  
  crpitt
  
  No smurf match making!
3/20/08

Theresa111

me me me me ... I am warming up for the big sing.

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3/20/08

crpitt

What do peeps taste like and are they a recommended American delicacy?

[reply]
1. 3/20/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  They're either beloved or hated, depending on who you talk to.
2. 3/20/08
  
  ender
  
  don't even try them, claire. ewwwww
3. 3/20/08
  
  clioandme
  
  Like marshmallows, only worse, because of the extra sugar and coloring and whatever else they add to the darn things.
  
  Edit: Maybe I should say: like a mixture of kitchen sponges and marshmallows. That might be more accurate.
4. 3/20/08
  
  crpitt
  
  Well i only like marshmallows a little bit, so I think I will pass
5. 3/20/08
  
  ender
  
  it's all chemicals. i don't think there's anything vaguely natural about them - even the sugar is chemically manufactured and has never even seen a cane.
6. 3/20/08
  
  ender
  
  yes, yes ... i like that edit, stoneman. sponges and marshmallows.
7. 3/20/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  But WAIT! GUYS! What are we doing talking about Peeps when one of our own peeps is having a birthday on SATURDAY! We should be...
  
  wishing him a happy birthday! (/end segue)...
8. 3/20/08
  
  crpitt
  
  How rude of us to get off topic like this! More Birthday wishes
9. 3/20/08
  
  clioandme
  
  Right. And more peeps for Kevin too.
10. 3/20/08
  
  pointlessbanter
  
  they are like crack to me
11. 3/20/08
  
  Hippychikky
  
  You like to put peeps in your crack? Dang where have I been during this great conversation
  Happy birthday kevin
12. 3/20/08
  
  crpitt
  
  That would not surprise me at all, especially after kfc girl
13. 3/20/08
  
  Anok
  
  No no, he likes to put crack in his peeps!
14. 3/20/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  I hear peeps have the same chemicals as cigarettes. Interesting!
15. 3/20/08
  
  Anok
  
  And just as addictive!
3/20/08

Theresa111

I don't understand it, but I am crazy for peeps!

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3/20/08

ettarose

Whatever peeps are left over are for birthday number 32. I just realized how frickin old I am. Probably older than dirt I can't remember! I have a son PB'S age! Oh yah the peeps. same time next year. I say we smear PB&J on the peeps

[reply]
1. 3/20/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  I like a person who plans ahead!
3/20/08

whojaybe

Hell yea! Strip club and drinks on me!!!! Happy Birthday!!!

And if you can't make it, I'll go without you and sneak some quick pictures and send them to you lol

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3/20/08

ettarose

Only if it's the Chippendales

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3/20/08

Anok

I just want you to know Kevin, Happy Birthday.

We come in peeps

[reply]
1. 3/20/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  NICE touch. VERY nice...
2. 3/20/08
  
  Anok
  
  I thought so, but unfortunately I have a feeling it will end like this:
3. 3/20/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  Nah, it'll end with a Bollywood style dance number-- with a little bit of Busby Berkely influence.
  
  They wanted to provide a little musical entertainment for Kevin's birthday...
4. 3/20/08
  
  Anok
  
  And after all is said and done, Kevin will feel like this:
  
  This is our Kevin on peeps....
5. 3/20/08
  
  Theresa111
  
  ThriftShopRomantic, this is just lovely.
  
  Anok ... Please stop hurting the peeps. I beg of you.
6. 3/20/08
  
  Anok
  
  *No peeps were hurt in the making of this thread*
  
  I swear it!
7. 3/21/08
  
  dharmagypsy7
  
  that's your brain on peeps
3/20/08

sellytapgirl

Happy birthday!

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3/20/08

Anok

Kevin for your birthday I got you a lap dance and:

[reply]
1. 3/20/08
  
  sellytapgirl
  
  Oh, lordy. That is really really strange.
2. 3/20/08
  
  Theresa111
  
  Now that is so much better and inviting. Kevin will love it.
3/20/08

ender

you people are just sick and wrong.

lmfao

[reply]
1. 3/20/08
  
  Anok
  
  But it's all for Kevin....
2. 3/20/08
  
  ender
  
  please don't make me pull out billy joel's "all for leyna" again ....
3/20/08

ender

lord likely, this is a two day warning. not tomorrow, but the day after you must sing happy bday to kevin. are you preparing your pipes as theresa was doing earlier?

how about practicing your HUZZAHs?

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3/20/08

kdawg68

I'm just glad that the Peeps theme keeps getting intertwined with Kevin's birthday.....you know, they have a "peeps bus" - perhaps we could arrange for it to drive Kevin around while he curses all of us and shakes his fist in anger?

[reply]
1. 3/20/08
  
  ender
  
  that is far more frightening than the weinermobile.
  
  and for some odd reason, it reminds me of the partridge family bus. except their bus was cooler.
3/20/08

Static

Happy burpday!

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1. 3/21/08
  
  dharmagypsy7
  
  that's just wrong.. sniffle sniffle
3/20/08

ThriftShopRomantic

I'm so proud to know you all.

Frightened and a little concerned... But proud, too. So proud!

[reply]
1. 3/20/08
  
  Anok
  
  I think Kevin is feeling the same way....warm fuzzies anyone?
2. 3/20/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  That may just be the radiation off the microwaved Peeps you're feeling.
3. 3/20/08
  
  ender
  
  lmfao ... i'm sooooo frightened.
  
  but i'd rather see dead, bloody peeps than the zombie invasion.
4. 3/21/08
  
  Anok
  
  What about zombie peeps?
3/20/08

Static

I think that's warm fuzzies I'm feeling...

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3/20/08

crpitt

Its your birthday soon, so you get the bumps! well this thread does

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3/20/08

crpitt

Double post whoops

[reply]
1. 3/20/08
  
  kdawg68
  
  no peeps for you!!!!
2. 3/20/08
  
  crpitt
  
  Good!
3/20/08

bnsullivan

Aargh, me eyes are goin' -- too many hours staring at the monitor today, I guess.

I just scanned down the list of thread titles, and this one's title registered as "Happy Endless Birthday, Pointly Banter."

Time for some afternoon coffee. Or something...

[reply]
1. 3/20/08
  
  ender
  
  LMFAO
  
  i keep seeing it (all day long) as Happy Easter Birthday
2. 3/20/08
  
  bnsullivan
  
  Ah, good. Then it's NOT just me!
3. 3/20/08
  
  ender
  
  nope, not at all. of course, i'm also the person who keeps thinking TSR is talking about PB&J sandwiches half the time.
4. 3/21/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  "Happy Endless Birthday, Pointly Banter" is probably a good summary of this thread. I noticed Kevin seems to have revolted by putting up some OTHER thread, claiming THAT is his real birthday thread, but...
  
  No. I rebel. THIS is going to be his official birthday thread. What, Kevin, you think just because it's your birthday you get to make the decisions on how BC celebrates it?
  
  HAHAHA-- do you know NOTHING about us?
5. 3/21/08
  
  clioandme
  
  Oh, Jenn. I see you beat me to it. Yes, Kevin's poor, deluded attempt is almost enough to make me feel pity.
6. 3/21/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  Almost. But not ACTUALLY, right?
3/21/08

bloggingmix

Hey, Advance happy birthday Kevin.

I'll be back on Saturday to great you again.

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3/21/08

clioandme

I heard a rumor that that ungrateful Kevin started his own birthday thread. How about that? We throw him a party and he decides to throw his own instead. Maybe the peeps did something to his brain?

[reply]
1. 3/21/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  I heard another rumor that he's using it as a cheap and shameless way of getting himself a birthday present of lots and lots of Stumbles and Diggs, too. Imagine!
2. 3/21/08
  
  clioandme
  
  I thought he just wanted a date with Courtney Love.
3. 3/21/08
  
  pointlessbanter
  
  Would I do anything that is cheap and shamless
  
  visit pointlessbanter.net
3/21/08

gosmelltheflowers

Happy mid life crisis pointless....

Mwah.

[reply]
1. 3/21/08
  
  ender
  
  LMFAO ... 31 is faaaar too young for a midlife crisis!
3/21/08

gosmelltheflowers

Anything over 29.5 counts in our book!

[reply]
1. 3/21/08
  
  ender
  
  pfft. wuss.
  
  i turn 40 in november and i'm looking forward to it!!
2. 3/21/08
  
  clioandme
  
  Youngster.
3/21/08

crkian

Got the rain cover as well

[reply]
1. 3/21/08
  
  clioandme
  
  The wicker basket is an especially thoughtful touch.
2. 3/21/08
  
  ender
  
  lmfao
  
  beeeeeee U tee ful!!
3. 3/21/08
  
  clioandme
  
  Oh yeah, like the rain cover too.
  
  Now how about a little vase on it with some flowers for our birthday boy? Or a beer bottle. Might depend on his mood.
4. 3/21/08
  
  crkian
5. 3/21/08
  
  gosmelltheflowers
  
  LOL!
  
  Little Britain anyone??
6. 3/21/08
  
  Anok
  
  Look, the peeps have their own version!
7. 3/21/08
  
  Static
  
  You should put some 44" super swamper tires on that puppy. The terrain behind your buggy looks rather rugged. Handicap 4-wheelin' w00t!
  
  Don't forget to wear your helmet.
8. 3/21/08
  
  dharmagypsy7
  
  OMG That's too funny!!! It has a raincover like strollers. Need one when you are young as well as old.
3/21/08

ender

PEEPS MANIA

and this one ... you have to follow the link and see the whole thing:
www.lordofthepeeps.com/peephenge/peephenge.html

another one you have to see ... the annual peeps diorama contest:
photo.twincities.com/index.php/2007/04/07/peeps-diorama/

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1. 3/21/08
  
  Anok
  
  That is at least ten minutes worth of excellent entertainment!
3/21/08

crpitt

Mr Cheeky trying to start his own thread, silly boy!

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3/21/08

dharmagypsy7

One more day to go!!!

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3/21/08

crpitt

Mr Moody Grump also thumbed down the stumble of this thread!

[reply]
1. 3/21/08
  
  ender
  
  okay, now i shall HAVE to thumb it up ... silly, silly man.
2. 3/21/08
  
  crpitt
  
  silly bloke indeed, its almost like he wants to provoke us into doing something worse?
3. 3/21/08
  
  ender
  
  you mean like post to your twitter that everyone should go thumb it back up?
4. 3/21/08
  
  crpitt
  
  Hmmm just like that!
5. 3/21/08
  
  ender
  
  maybe we should ALSO all post about it on our blogs as well?
6. 3/21/08
  
  crpitt
  
  That could work! hahaha
7. 3/21/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  He can thumb it down, but he is but one, and we are many. And powerful. And singing HAPPY BIRTHDAY to him again!
  
  Happy Birthday!
  
  WHHEEEEEE!
3/21/08

kdawg68

bump bippity bump bump bump

[reply]
1. 3/21/08
  
  ender
  
  thank you. i was just wondering where this had gone.
3/21/08

ender

HAPPY ALMOST BIRTHDAY KEVIN!!!!!

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3/21/08

lordlikely

It is now officially Saturday here in the UK, so I can comfortably wish Kevin a very

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[reply]
1. 3/21/08
  
  ender
  
  H U Z Z A H!!!!
3/21/08

crpitt

Yep it is, so you are now 31

Happy Birthday

[reply]
1. 3/21/08
  
  pointlessbanter
  
  god I am old
2. 3/21/08
  
  crpitt
  
  Only 5 years older than me, haha!
3. 3/22/08
  
  legbamel
  
  Wait, did he get younger over the course of this thread? Wasn't he 32 yesterday? The Peeps are bringing some early-onset, methinks. [Tries to hide her relief that other people like to sculpt with Peeps, as well.]
  
  Happy old man day, Kevin.
3/21/08

Anok

Happy birthday to you!
You live in a zoo!
You look like a monkey,
and you smell like one too!

[reply]
1. 3/21/08
  
  ender
  
  HEY!
  
  /me resigns as anok's minion
2. 3/21/08
  
  crpitt
  
  LMAO!
3. 3/21/08
  
  Anok
  
  Oh, no! Don't resign - Kevin smells like a stinky monkey - you're not a stinky monkey....you're a special breed of red ninja monkey, they're totally different you know...
4. 3/21/08
  
  ender
  
  really? *sniffle* you promise?
5. 3/21/08
  
  Anok
  
  Promise!
6. 3/21/08
  
  Theresa111
  
  You guys did a real good job celebrating! You are all superb
3/21/08

Theresa111

Happy Birthday To You
Happy Birthday To You
Happy Birthday Dear Kevin
Happy Birthday To You!

PS I wanted to make sure your song is up before 12:00 AM for your birthday celebration!

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3/21/08

ender

HAPPY FREAKING BIRTHDAY, OLD MAN!!!!

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3/21/08

Theresa111

It's official.

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3/22/08

happyfoodgirl

OH! Those poor Peeps!

Happy Birfday Kevin.

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3/22/08

ThriftShopRomantic

It's now officially Kevin's birthday in the States. Woo-hoo! Yay Kevin, for managing to live so long, in spite of the personal threats you receive due to your comedy!

Quite an accomplishment!

Huzzah!

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3/22/08

ender

WOOOOHOOOOOOOO

it's no longer the early birthday thread!

H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y!!!!

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3/22/08

Anok

Happy Birthday Kevin!

You pointless bastard you!

Oh, I meant pointless banter yeah, um that's it

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3/22/08

crpitt

Happy Birthday again!

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3/22/08

pointlessbanter

Thank you all for making my birthday a potential month long celebration.

[reply]
1. 3/22/08
  
  crpitt
  
  Year long
2. 3/22/08
  
  Anok
  
  Or longer.
3. 3/22/08
  
  ender
  
  year
  
  at least
3/22/08

bnsullivan

Happy Real Birthday, Kevin.

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3/22/08

Theblogladies

Huzzah!!!

Happy Birthday!

Blog Lady Dee
Blog Lady Elle

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3/22/08

Tigress

Happy Birthday Pointlessbanter! :-)

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3/22/08

clioandme

Have fun! Leave some beer in the city for others to drink too.

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3/22/08

ThriftShopRomantic

Hope you have a blast of a celebration! And that your friends remember the bail money.

If not, we'll try to Digg and Stumble the news stories about it, so that way your family will know where to find you to wire cash.

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3/22/08

ender

Happy Birthday!

we're just wondering if you're drunk yet and in jail?

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3/22/08

crpitt

He is crying because he is lost in ikea

[reply]
1. 3/22/08
  
  thegoodknife
  
  hey, it happens.
  
  Happy Birthday Kevin.
2. 3/22/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  IKEA is probably the name of a strip joint in the classy part of Boston.
3. 3/22/08
  
  crpitt
  
  Yes and he would still be crying hah!
3/23/08

ender

so, kevin, happy birthday. was it good for you?

cuz it's gonna be good for us for a loooooooooooong time.

a thing worth doing is worth overdoing.

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3/23/08

ThriftShopRomantic

Did you hear-- in a drunken haze PointlessBanter decided to reenact Boston Tea Party last night except all he could get at the QuickyMart was a few tea bags to use...

So it didn't really have the overall rebellious effect he was looking for.

[reply]
1. 3/23/08
  
  ender
  
  oh! i read about that on CNN. i prolly should have realized that was our kevin.
  
  tsk, tsk.
3/23/08

ender

i see our man has still not been sprung from tea-jail. do we need to organize a break-out?

[reply]
1. 3/23/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  He may be locked in some pervert's dungeon at the moment!
  
  We should let him have his fun, when he chews through the restraints he'll let us know how it went.
3/23/08

clioandme

Probably sleeping and not yet aware of the nasty hangover.

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3/25/08

ender

so i'm just wondering how the birthday went???

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3/25/08

crpitt

Also it is an early early happy birthday

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3/25/08

pointlessbanter

damn you all

[reply]
1. 3/25/08
  
  crpitt
  
  You mean thank you silly
2. 3/25/08
  
  ender
  
  you're welcome
3. 3/25/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Stop bumping this thread or I will have to lock it.
  
  That's right, I hacked the system and I'm in charge now so let the ass kissing commence!
4. 3/25/08
  
  ender
  
  /me snorts
  
  you couldn't hack your way through a log, much less a system like BC.
  
  pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
5. 3/25/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Consider yourself on probation, little monkey. One more insult and your avatar will be changed into Gopher from the Love Boat!
6. 3/25/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  Offended-- Stop trying to Shock the Monkey!
  
  It's only 363 days until Kevin's birthday. Let's celebrate! Happy Birthday, Kevin.
7. 3/25/08
  
  ender
  
  pfffffffffffffffffffffffft
  
  offended ... hon ... seriously ... love you dearly, but ... you? hack? PUH-LEAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
  
  even hey seuss is laughing at you now.
8. 3/25/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Kevin, Kevin, Kevin! Why is it always about Kevin?!!
  
  That was my Jan Brady impersonation, btw.
3/25/08

clioandme

Isn't it a little early to be annoying Kevin? Might want to let it go for a while, in order to lull him into a false sense of security . . . . and then . . . .

[reply]
1. 3/25/08
  
  ender
  
  hey, it had been two whole day!
2. 3/25/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  So um, Mark. When exactly is your birthday? You know, just so I can add it to my calender.
3/28/08

diggnfordiamonds

I'm so sorry I missed your b-day. My only excuse is that I was on vaca. But I just couldn't miss givin' you peeps since you love them so much!

[reply]
1. 4/01/08
  
  crpitt
  
  Wow! that was nice of you to post this
4/01/08

ThriftShopRomantic

See, this is something that Kevin could probably be enthused about...

I wonder how many Peeps that took to make. THOUSANDS probably died for that statue.

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4/01/08

Anok

And now he knows he is still loved, herpes and all....

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4/01/08

whojaybe

What the? Wasn't his birthday like two weeks ago?

[reply]
1. 4/01/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  Ah, Jay, Jay, Jay... do you still know NOTHING about BCers and how we operate?
  
  Time doesn't flow here the way it does in normal life. So EVERY day's a jolly birthday with PointlessBanter...
  
  Particularly if it's annoying.
2. 4/01/08
  
  whojaybe
  
  Well, my birthday was four months ago and I never got a birthday wish... but then again, I didn't get herpes like pointless did! LOL!
3. 4/01/08
  
  crpitt
  
  and you have a lady avatar when you are not a lady! heh.
4. 4/01/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  But 1.) We didn't know it was your birthday 2.) We only recently found out you are not a lady 3.) You're a pleasant person and don't need to be antagonized publicly and en masse.
4/17/08

crpitt

Hate is a strong word!

oops I replied here.

[reply]
1. 4/17/08
  
  thegoodknife
  
  you bet it is!
4/17/08

pointlessbanter

Noooooooooooo

[reply]
4/17/08

Shiley

Is it really all that bad happy belated b-day!

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4/17/08

ThriftShopRomantic

HAHAHA! Marvelous.

Happy Re-Birthday, Pointless Banter!!

[reply]
4/17/08

thegoodknife

I'm so glad Jenn put the word EARLY in the thread title.

[reply]
1. 4/17/08
  
  crpitt
  
  She is a clever one
2. 4/17/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  Just thinkin' ahead... Well, okay, not THIS far ahead, but still.
3. 4/17/08
  
  crpitt
  
  Its always good to think ahead
4/17/08

ender

WOW

TWO BC-ers who have a birthday today. who'da thunk it?

happy birthday to you both, you old geezers you.

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5/15/08

ender

happy birthday yet again, PB.

(i didn't want claire to feel unduly picked upon, so i thought i'd share the love ...)

[reply]
1. 5/15/08
  
  pointlessbanter
  
  damn you
2. 5/15/08
  
  ender
  
  you're welcome.
3. 5/15/08
  
  kdawg68
  
  Ha ha ha - how did I know this was the work of Ender?
  
  Edit: You know, looking over this thread, it's amazing how much of it focuses on marshmellow peeps.
4. 5/15/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  I accept the blame for that. It was the Easter/Birthday tie in, and then everyone just ran with it.
5/15/08

crpitt

[reply]
1. 5/15/08
  
  ender
  
  lol
2. 5/15/08
  
  Anok
  
  Aww maybe we should all pitch in and get him little cows for his birthday....
6/03/08

crpitt

All threads suck except this one! hahahahaha

As of 6/3/2008 11:10:06 AM EDT
You are 32 years old.
You are 387 months old.
You are 1,680 weeks old.
You are 11,761 days old.
You are 282,275 hours old.
You are 16,936,510 minutes old.
You are 1,016,190,606 seconds old.

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6/03/08

Static

As of 6/3/2008 06:18:23 PM EDT
You are slowly approaching another foot in the grave and won't get your five seconds back after reading this.

=)

[reply]
6/15/08

crpitt

Happy Birthday to you too

[reply]
1. 6/15/08
  
  pointlessbanter
  
  Oh it is on now.
2. 6/15/08
  
  crpitt
  
  What's on? I am just trying to be nice and highlight the benefits of being an old timer
9/07/08

thegoodknife

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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9/07/08

Arcticulates

Happy Birthday!

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3/21/09

crpitt

Happy Happy 40th Birthday!

What? It is your Birthday in the UK

[reply]
3/21/09

Anok

Poor, poor Kevin.

Happy birthday you sorry bastard.

[reply]
1. 3/21/09
  
  crpitt
  
  Poor? Its his birthday
  
  Which he shares with my now 80 year old Grandpa.
  
  He loves any attention, Kevin I mean... Although him and Grandpa do have some similarities..
2. 3/22/09
  
  pointlessbanter
  
  I will make a rare appearance back here just to say...
  
  Blow it out your ass... Both of you.
3. 3/22/09
  
  crpitt
  
  Gosh that's how you blow out birthday candles on your cake?
  
  Strange
4. 3/22/09
  
  pointlessbanter
  
  It is a skill.
5. 3/22/09
  
  Anok
  
  And stinky!
6. 3/22/09
  
  legbamel
  
  I am definitely not coming to your birthday party, Kev. But have a good one, anyway.
3/22/09

busylizzy

Looks like you've been receiving birthday greetings for a whole year on this thread. And now your birthday has rolled around again. Happy Birthday (again). The big 41 this time?

[reply]
1. 3/22/09
  
  pointlessbanter
  
  32 but it has been celebrated so many times in a year I might technically be 75 now.
2. 3/22/09
  
  Anok
  
  That would explain why you have no teeth.
  
  Or, at least it's a better explanation than what I've already heard
3. 3/22/09
  
  busylizzy
  
  Anok - LOL!!!
3/22/09

ThriftShopRomantic

Heh, I was surprised to see this thread again... And then I saw Claire started it back up...

And was NOT so surprised anymore.

[reply]
1. 3/22/09
  
  crpitt
  
  Sheesh I wouldn't just randomly bump a thread to irritate someone...
3/27/09

bloggingmix

Up for the birthday boy.

Happy Birthday Kevin...

Guys, drop your birthday greetings to Kevin here...

[reply]
3/27/09

crpitt

Happy Birthday!

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3/27/09

Anok

Awww Happy Birthday Kevin.

I hope someone throws cake at you!

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9/16/09

projectjulio

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