Incidentally it's also my birthday, so happy me. Here's a very old, recycled but amazingly brilliant joke.

A penguin on holiday is driving down the freeway in Antarctica, when he notices that the warning signs on his dashboard are lighting up like the fourth of july. He then quickly pulls into a polar bear auto repair - shop, on the side of the freeway. The polar bear has a look at the car and tells the penguin it might take some time to fix.

Being a penguin on holiday can be exhausting, especially on these warmer days in Antarctica. So our little friend decides to go for an ice cream to help him cope with the warmth. Having no hands, he has a rough time managing the ice cream cone and makes a real mess eating it.

After finishing the ice cream, the penguin waddles back to the polar bear auto repair - shop and asks if the polar bear mechanic has fixed the car. The polar bear looks up at the penguin and says, “It looks like you blew a seal.”

“No, no,” the penguin says, “It’s just ice cream.”


Anyway, happy birth.. I mean fourth of July!

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