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Have You Ever Seen A Zonkey?

Posted by FreakSmack • 10/09/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: Gaza, redneck, zonkey

A small Gaza City zoo had two zebras, but they starved to death during the Israel/ Hammas War. It is illegal to import animals into Gaza right now as they are under an Israeli embargo, and the only option was to smuggle the zebras in tunnels under the border with Egypt, that would have cost $40,000 per zebra... What to do? The zoo went redneck, and painted them up some donkeys.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNjidijtL1I

The two female donkeys were striped using masking tape and women's hair dye, applied with a paint-brush.

Full Story at Reuters
www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE5973NV20091008

The kids don't seem to mind. How would you feel when you found out you payed to see a donkey with a dye-job?

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10/09/09

MissSuzie

Probably the same way I felt when I paid that hooker and it turned out her boobs were fake.

Seriously though, that is kind of funny.

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1. 10/09/09
  
  FreakSmack
  
  It's fairly easy to tell implants, it's the inserts that have fooled me. I was hanging out with this chick a couple years ago (Not a Stripper). We had some drinks. We go back to my place and things start getting good, she loses her cigarettes, and the search begins. Under the bed I see a foreign object. I say what they hell is that and pull out two rubber boobs. I never knew there was such a thing before that night.
2. 10/09/09
  
  MissSuzie
  
  Haha! That is funny as hell.
10/09/09

Deray28

jajajajajajajajaja thanks for that note, it made my crappy day a little better

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10/09/09

polybore

If polybore lived in Gaza then anything that took their mind off the day to day misery of existence there would be welcomed.

Why Israel thinks that denying Gazza Zebras in any way helps the security of Israel, who knows? Zebra missiles?

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1. 10/09/09
  
  FreakSmack
  
  Perhaps they fear the Palestinians will use them to form a cavalry
10/09/09

DollinNYC

eh kids get lied to all the time... it looks like they were enjoying themselves.
I suppose you can get away with that over there, but I don't think it would fly at the Bronx Zoo.

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1. 10/09/09
  
  FreakSmack
  
  Only the Adults would complain... Some kids may at first, but when you ask "who wants a ride?" I doubt they turn their noses up.