There are people posting about holidays, this a post I had done about a year ago about a holiday I had in Newquay in 1976 when Kiki Dee and Elton John were number one and streaking was a must do after six or seven pints.

I was a fit young guy of about 22,I wasn't at all shy about my body,all the bumps were in the right places and as an cross country runner I was never going to get caught, so my kit was more off than on.

I have always been a bit of a nutter, some guys used to fight when they were drunk, we just got pissed and the clothes were off, from Lands End to John O'Goats, well Newquay to John O'Groats, near enough but the time we done it in Newquay was very funny.

We were on holiday three of us and we were staying with mates of ours who were working the season in hotels and pubs, very handy indeed.

We used to get our meals free in the Victoria Hotel, the guy thought we were staff. Anyway after a few nights we all got invited to at a party in village just outside Newquay. Once we were all bevied up we decided to have a streak, during which I seen an old lady at her window she was half turning away, she must have been telling her husband and by the time he got there we would have been gone. I can imagine her saying ''there were ten of them all naked'' ,''aye right, how many sherries have you had''

Next day in the pub all the locals were mumbling, ''that's them'' ''oh, they are Scottish'' ''oh they are quite fit looking'' ''he was one of them him there''said a woman pointing at yours truly ''bloody national service would sort them out''said her man by christ if he had a pack of dogs he would have set them on us.

The next night we done it again this time I ran in the opposite direction from the rest of them, with their clothes under my arm it was a laugh...... they were screaming ''come back ya bastaaaaaaaard

We were talk of the town for a week....I can just imagine one of them saying ' it's very dangerous, you could take somebody's eye out with one them'' ''no, not when it's soft missus''

Villages were a good place for streaking not only because there were no police to chase you but there was no broken glass and dog shit to contend with.

Nowadays some arsehole would want a health and safety assessment done before they streak, a high viz green cover round your dobber.

I remember my mother once said once'' your feet are always dirty'' fuck only if she knew what her pride and joy had been up to.
Anyway it was good fun, if I done it now you wouldn't see anything........just a big wrinkly arse
Have you or anyone you known streaked ?

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