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Hi, anyone know a good joke?
Posted by AmyOops • 4/28/08 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Lookong for a few good jokes. Anyone got any?
Ps do you like this logo or my old one better?
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I like to share you this joke.
praning5254.blogspot.com/2008/04/laugh-out-loud.html
I just don't know if you'll going to like it...
Your new logo is cute, the old one is also good that it shows your identity...:-) -
There were these three blondes walking in the forest and they come across a set of tracks, well being the intellect the first blonde says "hah, I know those tracks, those are the tracks of a deer, I studied them at college". The second blonde looks at her in disgust and says "Don't be silly, those are the tracks of a deer, I know coz my Dad and brothers used to go hunting, those are the tracks of a deer". The third blonde gets quite irate and yells "You stupid blondes, you're what give us all a bad reputation, those are grizzly bear tracks, I know because my ex-boyfriend was a forest ranger". Half an hour later they were still arguing and pulling each other's hair when the train ran them over. -
Why did the blond have a bruise on her belly button?
Because guys with blond hair are dumb too.-
@Shirley,
*lol*
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I bet you don't know why the blond crossed the road.
Neither does she.
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I like them both, it's a matter of if you want people to see who you are or not.
Wish I could share some jokes but I have to think, most of my jokes are at least rated R. -
those are good. thanks
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At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs of various brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of the first day's conference. Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: 'In 'Strylya, we make the best bloody beer in the world, so pour me a bloody Fosters, mate.' Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: 'In the States, we brew the finest beers of the world, and I make the king of them all, gimme a Bud.' Hans steps up next: 'In Germany ve invented das beer, ferdamt. Give me ein Becks, ya ist der real King of beers, danke.' Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: 'Barman, would ya give me a diet coke with ice and lemon? Tanks.'
The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over their faces.
Eventually Bruce asks: 'Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?'
Paddy replies 'Well, if you fookin' pansies aren't drinkin', then neither am I! -
Are Computers Men or Women?
A language teacher was explaining to her class that in French, nouns unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.
"House" in French, is feminine -"la maison," "Pencil" in French, is masculine "le crayon."
One puzzled student asked, "What gender is computer?" The teacher did not know, and the word was not in her French dictionary.
So for fun she split the class into two groups appropriately enough, by gender and asked them to decide whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun.
Both groups were required to give four reasons for their recommendation.
The men's group decided that computer should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computer"), because
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later review
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheque on accessories for it.
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine "le computer") because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.-
Excellent.:)
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While on vacation a married couple walked into a shoe store. The Salesman said to them, ‘I have some very special Jamaican sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex.’
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn’t need them, being the sex god he was.
The husband asked the man, ‘How could sandals make you into a sex freak?’
The Jamaican replied, ‘Just try dem on, Mon.’ So, the husband, after Some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on.
As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn’t seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican’s hips.
The Jamaican then began screaming, ‘You got dem on the wrong feet! You Got dem on the wrong feet!’
just read it on bits and pieces.. -
I just published a humor post on blogging that may be a "fit" for this thread onecoolsite.wordpress.com/2008/04/28/are-you-ready-to-take-the-bloggers-ple...
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Let's skip the middleman and just say:
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I saved the BC team the trouble -
I like that answer!
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Question: Why does a lawyer cross the road. Answer: To sue the chicken on the other side. -
A man went to a movie and decided to take his dog rather than leave him home alone or in the car. The dog sat by his owner and put his head down and whimpered at the sad scenes, and snickered dog style at the funny ones. This went on through the entire movie.
When the movie ended, another man who had been seated directly behind them, tapped the dog's owner on the shoulder and said " I am so amazed by your dog!!! He cried at the sad scenes, and laughed over and over at the funny ones."
The owner looked at his dog ,shook his head and replied " I am amazed by it too, he absolutely hated the book!"-
I love it! Yay! Pam.
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Pam, loved that one.
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Of course, it's a book joke!!
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