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   10/11/09

   polybore

   Oh thanks for that how is polybore going to get any sleep now while dreaming of an evil thermostat turning itself up, then... turning itself down?
   
   Polybore would normally revel in this type of discussion. Unfortunately the wind has been taken from the polybore horror sails after recently discovering a film, which is coming out soon, that puts into shade polybore's most horrific imaginings.
   
   "This could be the greatest horror film of the decade. A crazed German doctor decides to create a human centipede by kidnapping three people and surgically joining them together. He removes their kneecaps to make their legs bend forward from the knee, like a centipede, and then joins them together, mouth to anus, to create a three part creature."
   
   Link to still from movie (horrific) horrorsnotdead.com/images/human_centipede.jpg
   
   Polybore is going to have to really raise their game to compete with the sick horror making fiends that are out there.

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      10/12/09

      Agit8r

      Haven't you ever had a thermostat that tried to kill you?
      
      Honestly this weekend my nose go congested whilst sleeping, then i slept breathing through my mouth til I woke up to find the my throat completely dry. Then after ingesting like a quart of water, I tried to hack and it felt like the inside of my throat tore loose underneath the skin
      
      I kid you not
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      10/12/09

      Agit8r

      that "Centepede" must have made for an interesting acting role...
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   10/11/09

   dbowles1017

   You wake up, log on to your computer, and click on an innocent looking thread. Little do you know that it is AchEmpire's thread. And you can never leave. Ever.

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   10/11/09

   Friday13

   Protection
   
   Protection is a horror movie that deals with a cursed condom that tears right at the climax point, resulting in unwanted pregnancies. After it is disposed of, the curse causes it to clean itself and go back into its packaging and into the hands/wallet/pocket of another unsuspecting victim.
   
   Rated: R for eardrum-breaking screams of horror.
   
   Coming 2010.

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   1. 

      10/11/09

      dbowles1017

      I think I just cried...
   2. 

      10/11/09

      Friday13

      I'm tempted to make a poster for it.
   3. 

      10/11/09

      dbowles1017

      You should.
   4. 

      10/11/09

      polybore

      You want Cronenberg for that.
4. 

   10/11/09

   amybyrd21

   Here is a good one. It is dinner time and you have no bacon. You are a million miles from a grocery store. And it happens every day for the rest of your life.

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      10/12/09

      Agit8r

      As long as you have pigs around...
      
      sorry. Had to go there
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      10/12/09

      amybyrd21

      I was told the other day that each of my big pigs had 4 ft of bacon on them per side. I am so tempted to have on butchered but they are my brood stock and the little ones will have a whil to get there.
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   10/12/09

   aspotofblog

   Revenge of the Christmas Turkeys

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      10/12/09

      Agit8r

      Revenge of the "show" donkey...