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How are people finding your blog? Any funny ones?

Posted by Rockrusso • 4/12/08 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Tags: blog promotion, blog search

My Friends checked the search terms people are using to find his blog today and was suprised.

the top search term was "piracetam" (mind altering drug I wrote a post about). Most of the top searches had this word in them.

However, the third most popular search was "are men attracted to breasts?"

This was not a search that my friend expected people to be finding his blog with!

How are people finding your blog? Any funny ones?

User Comments

4/12/08

DeadRooster

I get "how to get rid of roosters" a lot.

But, the most insane one I ever got was just a couple days ago and it is so extreme that I can't even type it here or it would get deleted immediately. The most stunning thing of all, though, is that my post had NONE of the keywords present. It all came from reader's comments.

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1. 4/12/08
  
  DeadRooster
  
  "michaelangelo pull my finger"
  
  Believe it or not, I get that one a lot.
2. 4/19/08
  
  DocNicole
  
  Oh my gosh too funny!
4/12/08

LSKcrochet

How do you check?

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1. 4/12/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Google analytics has a keyword term thingy.
4/12/08

ttiger

most keyword i get because i come out very often first on google:-)
striptease music
stripping songs
sexy songs for dancing
best music for stripping

and the list goes on:-)

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4/12/08

offendedblogger

My top one is George Carlin's 7 dirty words hehe.

I also get a lot of VERY WEIRD ones that I can't begin to mention here.

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4/12/08

bnsullivan

A recent one for my photography blog that I should have seen coming, but didn't (duh) was "ecstasy" -- by itself, and in combination with other words that suggested people were looking for ecstasy-the-drug or, erm, sexual ecstasy.

I bet they were surprise when they got to my blog and found neither:

bnsullivanphoto.com/2008/04/double-portion-of-ecstasy.html

Bobbie

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1. 4/12/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Your version is better, though.
4/12/08

page99

mine is b-list actors.... I'm thinking I might need to jazz up my content and make it a little more interesting with sex drugs and rock 'n roll.....

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4/12/08

blackzedd

If you look at these search terms my readers typed, you can see there's lots of disgruntled subordinates out there..or mere @ss kissers

good question to your boss during chat

how do you handle a boss you hate

how to act towards your boss

how to handle a mean boss

how to handle a stressed out boss

how to handle manager that does not like you because you are black

how to handle our boss

how to handle your boss when he won't address your issues

how to impress boss and get respect from subordinates

how to impress during lunch meeting

how to impress our boss or officer

how to impress the bosses

how to sell a useless product

how to show your boss your committed

how to tell your boss he is awesome

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1. 4/12/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  how to sell a useless product
  
  *snickers*
4/14/08

sunandsin

A few interesting ones in my list:

how to date an investment banker

mistakes men do in bed

"in love with a fat man"

"men in bikinis"

contact email addresses of rich men from egypt

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4/14/08

ThriftShopRomantic

Heh- I just had this one to my thrift decorating blog:

more than one love boat. if i miss it i'll take the gravy boat

I have NO idea what that means

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1. 4/14/08
  
  MadameX
  
  I think it means that if you can't marry for love, you might as well marry for money.
2. 4/14/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  Just seemed like a very strange phrase to be searching for. I'm hoping it's a part of a song.
4/14/08

reasonablerobinson

"florence nightingale+critical thinking" was a recent one

most popular is "advantages and disadvantages of a university degree"

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4/14/08

andysplace

I only get crap ones on my blog i guess i need a lot more posts.

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4/14/08

Shiley

I put a post up about a local broadcaster in WV On My Thoughts had her name as a tag then, I directed it to my other site Proof Positivity and since she's from Youngstown, OH both sites were hit at least that's what my feedjit says.

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4/14/08

Getty72

I have a recipe for a Traditional Lancashire Hotpot, that I posted several months ago.... It has by far the highest hit rate of any of my posts...lol! I didn't realise Lancashire Hotpot was sooooo popular...lol!

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4/14/08

jafabrit

Tit hanging!

I have a northern english version of a tattle tale ditty on my blog: tellie tale tit, yer tongue'll get bit, all the little dickie birds will come an' have a bit.

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1. 4/14/08
  
  bnsullivan
  
  That is funny (and so is the ditty).
2. 4/20/08
  
  olgatravelingbra
  
  Just wait...now you can add a bra to that!
4/14/08

Bricore

Well my name.. I thought it was kind of funny that so MANY people would be looking up my name (Dora Renee' Wilkerson.) Well I googled Dora Renee' and found out that their is another lady that has the same fist and middle name as mine but is a "ENTYCE Model." I clicked on one of the you tube things and noticed she is a dancer.

Boy, the people looking her up and getting my site must not be too happy. Mine is more homesteading type of stuff..lol..

Dora Renee' Wilkerson
bricoreandfamily.blogspot.com/

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4/14/08

AmyOops

Mine are nfl, and men.
why I dont know.
check it out and tell me if you see it

www.amyoops.blogspot.com

ps its very funny

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4/14/08

wehireu

I usually get people from Blogcatlog, Entrecard, Google search, and comments I post on other blogs-- people do follow the little thumbnail back to your blog if you post on other peoples blogs.

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4/14/08

MadameX

I was so entertained by my search traffic that I started a whole blog to answer questions I found in my stats: www.seqp.blogspot.com

I only use things there that come in the form of a question, though. A lot of the most entertaining ones don't. Some of my recent favorites include:

super glue lips together
super glue birth control (different IPs, thank goodness)
Rick Springfield's daughter (he doesn't have one)
Tori and Rick images (I get this one all the time--no clue what they're really looking for)

And just this week, some teacher in Huntsville Texas apparently made an assignment about the last line of The Sun Also Rises, as I got about 25 hits on strings like "what is the last line of the sun also rises?" and "sun also rises last line" from different IPs in that one town over a period of a few hours.

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1. 4/14/08
  
  sellytapgirl
  
  I got "super glue birth control" as one the other day, too...
4/14/08

ivytan

I got 'honey are so funny makes me money' and 'what does 500k mean in canada'
recently. LOL! There was something about cute Japanese condoms earlier this year too. XD

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4/14/08

daisythecurlycat

Some recent ones:

tattletale newts
dirt between toes
??????
plastic tiaras that look real

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4/14/08

4Freedoms

You can find sexy jokes in my blog.

"pinocchio learns to masturbate"

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4/19/08

Jasper71

On my blog about Macro Photography I wrote a post about composition. I used the word Granny in the post.

"Granny Flasher" has appeared in my keyword list!

I thought this was quite funny and mentioned it in my last post. Obviously increasing my keyword authority for this term. (LOL)

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4/19/08

DocNicole

someone did a search for "wheat free breakfast oat scone" that got me laughing...

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4/19/08

aningeniousname

My latest favourite was "Asian girls spitting wine into each others mouths"

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4/20/08

olgatravelingbra

Undestandably, I get tons of hits for all things related to "boobs" & " bras"...but.... "How do bugs form inside a bra?" Eeeeeew!

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4/20/08

jagadeeshmp

you can use feedjit and GA

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4/20/08

tiggyblog

- Fish stick customers suck
- Youtube mussels in the corner
- Pink murder cocktail

I hope my blog is of some assistance!

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4/20/08

Sally

A blogpost entitled Naturist Holidays in France !!

www.chateaulasserre.blogspot.com

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