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she's not sexy, but she's hot.
she's not that pretty, but she's hot.

how can you say those?

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  1. FreakSmack
    Hmm... I think I would go with something like "Yo mammma why don't you back on up here and let me smack that monkey!". If that doesn't do it just tell her she's hot. Leave out the not that sexy or pretty parts. Don't be nice, but don't be mean.
  2. offendedblogger
    You could tell her she looks like a younger version of your mom. We women all know men have secret fantasies about their moms.

    Freud said so.

    1. Theresa111
      I read that about Freud also.
    2. offendedblogger
      I also read that Freud had an "oral fixation". Whatever that means.
    3. Onchong
      Oral fixation is a condition which causes certain people to always require stimulation of the mouth.
  3. jasonthebaldguy
    Hey you would be a great looking guy!
    or
    Wow you look like you could use a cold glass of water! (just kidding.. I couldn't resist.)

    but honestly how can a woman be "hot" but not pretty or sexy?
    1. offendedblogger
      In a freaky I-have-a-thing-for-my-mom-fetish sort of way?
  4. trailofpen
    If you want to bang her, she's hot.
    1. offendedblogger
      Spoken like a real man!

      Seriously.
    2. jasonthebaldguy
      Wow... that is a really low standard you set there!
  5. crazyTsu
    if she's taken her top off and fanning herself profusely and sweating
    1. offendedblogger
      She may be having a stroke in that case. Or infected with the swine flu!
    2. crazyTsu
      she's hot nevertheless!
    3. offendedblogger
      That is just wrong hehehe....
    4. crazyTsu
      Come on.. how's that wrong? Would she take her top off if she were cold?
    5. offendedblogger
      Maybe if she were having a stroke or was infected with the swine flu she may just be trying to get someone to notice her so she could receive proper medical treatment!

      Poor chick.
    6. crazyTsu
      A stroke is what YOU'd conveniently assume.. I'll know!
    7. offendedblogger
      Well, or as in my case some women expose their girls after too much tequila but this isn't about me dammit!!
    8. joeli
      as u can see i'm hot
    9. crazyTsu
      You might in fact be cold right where your b*s are..
    10. offendedblogger
      She might be a guy named Joe who wants to get rich blogging, too!

      (I bet I'm right)
  6. sorcerer
    If the temperature inside your pants is on the rise..SHES HOT!!!
    1. offendedblogger
      Can you say that in German though? Cuz that would totally be hot.

      Well to me at least.
    2. crazyTsu
      Why so? Anyway let me do it for him:

      Wenn die Temperatur im Inneren der Hose ist auf dem Vormarsch .. shes hot!!
    3. offendedblogger
      Hmm, maybe it needs the line:

      "Steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut" added to make it hotter...
    4. crazyTsu
      Ya that'll sauce things up
  7. jeremyjanson
    Well there's always the classic:

    "I like the way you move..."
    1. sorcerer
      YOu forgot the It part!
      Correction :I like the way you move "it."
    2. jeremyjanson
      I think it's better without the 'it.'
    3. alivasim
      i would rather prefer to say

      "i like the way u shake them"
    4. sorcerer
      She like to move it move it.
    5. alivasim
      move it..
  8. sorcerer
    pupil dilation, increase in heart rate, sense of uphoria as phenormones kick in.
    We have evolved with only enough blood to run Penis(peepee) or the brain at one time.
    1. joeli
      yea you got it right
    2. alivasim
      i know..
  9. Halconite
    When she's ironing?....
  10. MrRadio
    I would say, you are hot directly before making any thing confusing, then If she takes this as a complement. I'll describe further my definition about what I meant.

    B.T.W -- Nice topic.

    Thank you.
  11. joeli
    when you touch her and she responds immediately
    1. crazyTsu
      with a tight slap ?
  12. lotusb
    Personally, I think a woman who is hot kind of exudes sexuality in a way that transcends the physical. A really nice body (tone, well proportioned) maybe a flirtatious attitude, a litle mystery, a feature that makes a man (or woman) want to simply get in her pants and could do so silently with no intrest in anything beyond that.
    1. jasonthebaldguy
      that would be my wife...irresistable
  13. HollytheHousewife
    There ya go lotus!! U know make them use their imagination....NEVER PUT IT ALL OUT THERE...unless you're just looking to get screwed in more ways than one
  14. vmaster
    You use a thermometer.
    1. crazyTsu
      oral reading?
    2. vmaster
      As long as you get a reading, it doesn't matter what hole you stick it in.
    3. sorcerer
      yes.Stick the stick in
    4. crazyTsu
      yep.. and if it comes out melted then u know....
  15. kirfan
    if u put dem in the fire they become hot !!
  16. alivasim
    i'l just say...I LOVE U..

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