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How do you know if a woman is a gold digger?

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  1. dbowles1017
    If you have to ask, she probably is.

    Or if she has prospector gear.
    1. nycmle
      I was totally going to say if she carries a shovel and wears one of those hats with the light on it!
    2. dbowles1017
      if you are digging for gold you are going to need a pick axe too.
  2. JoelKlebanoff
    If she reaches into your pocket only to take out your wallet.
    1. dbowles1017
      What else would she be reaching for?
  3. Deray28
    If she wants to know how much do you have in liquid assets on your second date.
    1. Friday13
      Are you challenging this thread?
    2. Deray28
      Why do you say that Friday? why do you try to over-analyze my words?
    3. Friday13
      You're avoiding my question as you continue to challenge this thread.
    4. Deray28
      I wonder were is our resident gold digger this days?
    5. Friday13
      Not a difficult guess
  4. maccasenior
    If she wears bling at your funeral!
  5. jeremyjanson
    If she's polishing her 45 caliber revolver, she's probably a gold digger.
  6. Theresa111
    If she is wearing stilettos and is holding her hand out.
    1. jeremyjanson
      Yes but that's the honest kind.
  7. ArsenicCookies
    if she is 20 years younger than you and way out of your league, and you are disgusting but rich yet she still is attracted... she is probably a gold digger
  8. TheCrazyhorse
    If you proved that she loves the 5 Cs :

    1.Cash
    2.Check
    3.Condo
    4.Car
    5.Credit Card
  9. woody7906
    Very funny Crazy horse!
  10. DaniG
    Take her to Burger King twice and offer to pay both times.
  11. calais50
    Be with her a while and tell her no sometimes when she asks for something. If she gets pouty, she's probably a gold digger.
  12. footiam
    don't worry too much. If she digs, you dig.
  13. Guzzo
    She's breathing?
  14. sjtavo
    If she makes a convincing argument for you to make her the sole beneficiary of your $5 million life insurance policy and the day after you sign, your coffee starts to taste a little bitter (from the arsenic she's using to slowly poison you to death).
  15. HollytheHousewife
    If she's a blonde bombshell and ur like 102

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